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My PASSION involves sitting in my mother's moldy stinky cramped little basement

meanwhile, my HOBBY is financially exploiting my mother, calling her names, hating her for no reason, and continuing to manipulate her into paying for my food & cigarettes.

yet, my INTERESTS include fabricating ridiculous excuses to avoid the topic of me getting a job and buying my own food and cigarettes

Although my PASSION is pretending I have amaxophobia, the "fear of automobiles

but my HOBBY is being jealous of pretty women

and my INTERESTS include stalking these pretty women, and pretending as if they have somehow 'treated me badly

yet my PASSION is having judges sign court-mandated Restraining Orders against me

unsurprisingly, my HOBBY is stupidly violating Restraining Orders and making judges decide I need to be sent to jail

and my INTERESTS are singularly limited to not bathing.... ever...

obviously, my PASSION is smelling like 3 years of perspiration, stale old sebum, cigarette butts, vaginitis, bacteria & fungus

but my HOBBY is growing a BACTERIA GARDEN in my face, with literally hundreds of disgusting blackheads

yet my INTEREST is saying everybody has raped me, and owes me money

but my PASSION is refusing to support myself I any way, shape or form at the ripe old age of 33

and my HOBBY is smoking cigarettes paid for by my mother, who has very little money to begin with

meanwhile, my PASSION is fantasizing that I am Billie Ellish

although my HOBBY is taking hundreds of identical selfies, in which I demonstrate the textbook symptomology of schizophrenia, namely the inability to make facial expressions

but my INTERESTS include literally staying in mommy's basement, and LITERALLY NOT GOING OUTSIDE FOR OVER TWO YEARS

ironically, my PASSION is creating THE STUPIDEST threads on earth, in which I endlessly pretend I am from another country, literally BEG for money, and convince myself that I am a genius, while nobody ever reads a goddamn thing I type, they're being absolutely nothing about my threads or posts that would be of interest to any human being, including myself

but to be succinct, my HOBBY is not having ANYBODY in real life who will take to me, hang out with me, or even be seen standing in the same room as me, because I'm so awkward & make people SO uncomfortable

and my INTERESTS pertain to finally being forced to bathe in a state-funded mental facility after an angry judge teaches me what happens to schizophrenic stalkers who disobey restraining orders

while my PASSION is pretending that Nine Inch Nails is "a cool, original, relevant, talented musical act"

but my HOBBY is being evicted from a shitty trailerpark because I refuse to work and couldn't come up with a measly $300

yet my INTEREST is quitting my shitty nigger job at Taco Bell when I cant ay a measly $1,000 medical bill i stupidly racked up trying to validate my FAKE FEAR OF CARS after a minor fender bender, but the hospital gave me a clean bill of health, sent me home, and GARNISHED MY PATHETIC NIGGERIFIC MINIMUM WAGE PAYCHECKS

however, my PASSION is continuing to pretend I suffered irreparable PTSD from the irrelevant minor fender bender, using it as one of my MANY FAKE EXCUSES to explain why I simply refuse to get a job and support myself, and continue MOOCHING off my mother, who knows I'm FAKING the bullshit ptsd garbage, all while cursing her from her downstairs basement

when my HOBBY is fantasizing that other people don't realize how PATHETIC I truly am

yet my INTEREST is trying to dox Johnny Neptune, BUT SONEHOW GETTING ALL OF THE ADDRESSES, CITIES, AND PHONE NUMBERS WRONG

and my PASSION is refusing to bathe, and instead, every 3 months going upstairs into my mother's nasty old bathroom, running the shower, and standing there fully clothed, taking more psychotic selfies

but my HOBBY is realizing what an unattractive woman I am, and convincing myself that I would make a HANDSOME male

while my PASSION is REFUSING TO SUPPORT MYSELF, even though I will be 33 years old on July 31st

but my HOBBY is chopping off my hair like a stupid crazy idiot, to manipulate my mother into stopping dropping hints about me getting a job

while my INTERESTS are having a huge, gaping, loose, smelly vagina