SECRET SASSY STYLES:
mommy's hot water heater grown out of fashion since it was installed in 1987?
Have a Hot Date planned for Saturday night?
Want to Impress, but can't afford the Best?
spice things up with Ashley's Expert Advice:
try using scotch tape to affix hearts and other emojis to your mommy's hot water heater for a Fun Summertime Fling!!
drawings of emojis can be cut out of coloring books, and cheerfully decorated with crayons!!