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BECAUSE UNLESS YOU MAKE CHANGES TODAY

THE JURY & JUDGE WILL PERCEIVE YOU AS BEING "TOTALLY INSANE AND UNSTABLE"

YOU HAVE ALREADY DISOBEYED THE JUDGE

SO YOU'RE ALREADY GUILTY

DONT WASTE YOUR TIME FANTASIZING ABOUT BEING "ACQUITTED"

YOU'RE GUILTY AS FUCK

THERE IS NO INVESTIGATION NEEDED

YOU DISOBEYED THE JUDGE

SO YOURE GOING TO BE FOUND GUILTY

A U T O M A T I C A L L Y

I N S T A N T A N E O U S L Y

YOUAREGUILTY AS CHARGED

YOU VIOLATED A RESTRAINING ORDER

A JUDGE'S WRITTEN ORDER

YOU DISOBEYED THE JUDGE

YOU ILLEGALLY VIOLATED THE ORDER

G U I L T Y

Should I call your mother tonight, and explain the severity of your particular situation, and help her understand that you will be sent to jail for an entire year, or perhaps even involuntarily committed to a psychiatric facility for much longer than a year unless you get your shit together immediately, and apply for ssi, start seeing a psychiatrist, and ask to appoint an attorney for you?....

Because I can get your mother to force you into taking these steps before your trial....

AND YOU'D GET PROBATION

and you'd be able to stay in your mother's basement

Or should I wait until you've already been convicted, sent to jail for a year,and THEN begin calling your mother, and over the course of a year, convince her to NOT let you return to her basement after you are released from jail

ensuring that when you are released in September 2024, you won't have anyplace to go