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File: 6e7469fdfb8c31e⋯.jpg (55.91 KB,896x598,448:299,An_Overview_of_the_Massach….jpg)

 No.87157

It's a lot less melodramatic then you might think, and a lot faster than you than you would expect.

you will not have the opportunity to "explain the situation" to them.

they're not interested in your explanation, becausethat's not how the court system works

THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT ONE THING:

DID YOU COMMIT THE CRIME ?

that's it.... they don't care WHY you did it

they only care IF you did it

AND YOU DID IT !!!

YOU DID VIOLATE THE RESTRAINING ORDER... and nothing you say will change that fact...

Nothing you say will change the outcome

No explanation or justification or giving your side of the story makes any difference, and will only result in you being punished even harder.

they demand ACCOUNTABILITY

Pretending like it's not your fault is going to backfire in a major way...

Trying to explain it from your perspective will backfire on you

you indeed DID violate the restraining order, and you DID resist arrest

then, youFAILED TO APPEAR IN COURT

You have proven yourself to have no respect for the court system, and you disregard direct court orders...

You violated the terms of the restraining order

THEN you resisted lawful arrest...

THEYRE GOING TO TEACH YOU A LESSON YOULL NEVER FORGET

you seem to think YOU make the rules

they're going to teach you who makes the rules, bitch....

AND NOW, YOU'VE TOLD THEM YOURE GOING TO REPRESENT YOURSELF !!!!

(BIG MISTAKE)

____________________________
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 No.87158

AGAIN : only an IDIOT tries to "represent themself" in a criminal trial

in fact, the court always PUNISHES people for trying it

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 No.87159

File: 3e596e993646b50⋯.jpg (234.68 KB,1080x1642,540:821,Picsart_23_06_21_14_23_03_….jpg)

they already think you're crazy

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 No.87160

File: a788f29e463318b⋯.png (227.26 KB,1080x902,540:451,Screenshot_20230622_144210….png)

inCIVIL COURTit's actually acceptable to represent yourself, particularly in Small Claims Court

but NEVER EVER EVER represent yourself in CRIMINAL COURT

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 No.87161

File: cc37c3c9c3d28ac⋯.png (4.44 MB,3464x3464,1:1,Picsart_23_06_20_15_06_48_….png)

AGAIN : they already consider you to be crazy

Amanda told them the whole story

She told them you're nuts and unstable

Then, you verified it by defying the court order, and continuing to harass Amanda

even after a JUDGE signed a restraining order, you still continued your actions and showed the JUDGE that YOU are out of control

so the court already knows who you are

you're the 'unstable crazy woman' who thinks you make the rules....

you don't make the rules

and now you're planning on "being your own lawyer"??.....

they relish moments like this

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 No.87162

File: a1667735865b694⋯.png (202.71 KB,1080x1065,72:71,Screenshot_20230622_144228….png)

AGAIN : only a fool represents themselves in Criminal Court

Everybody's heard the phrase,

"a person who represents themselves in court has a fool for a client"

and it's true....

even attorneys don't represent themselves in court

because THE COURT DOESNT LIKE IT

AND THEY WILL PUNISH YOU FOR IT

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 No.87163

File: 6728fc8f41a3cbc⋯.jpg (1.25 MB,3249x2599,3249:2599,Picsart_23_06_22_12_23_11_….jpg)

AGAIN : you will not be given an opportunity to speak, until after they've already finished deciding that you're guilty

because you ARE guilty

you DID violate a court order

and that's all they care about

It's very procedural.. it's not like a television show

again: DID YOU COMMIT THE CRIME?

They don't care about your explanations or justifications

Every guilty person has an explanation, and they don't care..

The criminal court system hears explanations from defendants in every single case... they've heard it all before

And your explanations will not change their decision, because they only care about ONE THING:

☆ did the defendant commit the crime?

YES or NO ?....

in your case, YES

So you're going to be determined guilty long before you ever get a chance to open your mouth

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 No.87164

File: 049c0bf21a5b493⋯.jpg (489.79 KB,1000x1520,25:38,049c0bf21a5b493d95739e1bf9….jpg)

YES....... the defendant DID violate a judges court order

In other words, you showed disrespect to the judge... the stupidest mistake you could have possibly made...

YOU DISOBEYED A JUDGE'S WRITTEN ORDER, and you proved you're out of control

You proved that you are unstable and unpredictable

You proved that you have no respect for the law, whatsoever

You showed that you refuse to follow rules and laws

..... so they're going to teach you a lesson

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 No.87165

so.......................................

If you are foolish enough to refuse a court-appointed attorney, and ask for a jury trial, in which you represent yourself as your own "attorney" ?......

Then of course you're also foolish enough to think you are somehow going to be found "not guilty"....

don't you ?....

be honest

You actually think you're going to be found not guilty.. don't you?

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 No.87167

hahahahahaha!!!........

What a giant waste of time

You want to represent yourself because you think you can talk your way out of this?

hahahahahahaha

NO.... YOU WILL BE FOUND GUILTY

TRUST ME, ASHLEY.......

YOU WILL BE CONVICTED

100% GUARANTEED !!!

THEYVE GOT ALL THE "EVIDENCE" THEY NEED

YOU DISOBEYED A RESTRAINING ORDER

END OF TRIAL......GUILTY

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 No.87168

Don't waste another second of your time fooling yourself into thinking you're going to walk out of that courtroom a free woman, and go back to your mother's basement

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 No.87169

the sooner you accept it, the quicker you'll prepare for it

YOURE GOING TO BE CONVICTED

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 No.87170

there's not even any gray area.... none

it's chiseled in stone....

you're going to be convicted QUICKLY

They might not even give you an opportunity to speak at all

and when they DO let you speak?

It will be direct yes or no questions

You will not be allowed to expound or go into explanations

all they'll accept is "YES, YOUR HONOR"

or "NO, YOUR HONOR"

But that's it.. simple yes and no questions

And you'd better say "YOUR HONOR" every time you answer, or they'll see it as more of your rebellious disrespect

and they WILL punish you

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 No.87171

You'd better refer to the judge as "your honor" every time you open your mouth, or the court will see it as a sign of disrespect

Let's try it, crazy woman.. okay?

"YES, YOUR HONOR"

"NO, YOUR HONOR"

"YES, YOUR HONOR"

see, nuts?

If you don't play by the rules

They will put you in a jail cell

YOURE GOING TO BE CONVICTED...

VERY QUICKLY

It will go by so fast, you won't even realize what's happening exactly

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 No.87172

If you were even halfway intelligent, you would be trying to get a plea bargain right now

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 No.87173

because YOURE GUILTY

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 No.87174

You defied a judge's written order

You basically told the judge to fuck themself

So now it's personal

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 No.87175

They don't need to hear you say one word

Because you're already guilty

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 No.87176

They don't give a flying fuck what you have to say

Seriously.. they don't

They couldn't care less what you have to say....

There's absolutely nothing you can say that makes you "not guilty "

becauseyou.... ARE.... guilty

you violated a direct order from the judge

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 No.87177

you're going to be found guilty

because they already know you're guilty

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 No.87178

in fact......

THE LESS YOU SAY....

THE BETTER OFF YOU ARE

as soon as YOU open your mouth, you're fucked

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 No.87179

ANYTHING that comes out of your mouthwill be detrimental to you

Have you ever heard the phrase:

"anything you say can and WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU"

Anything that comes out of your mouth is going to be usedagainst you

not "for you", but "AGAINST YOU"

Because they are not psychotherapists

They are not social workers

They are not interested in your personal problems with Amanda

they are in the business of SENDING PEOPLE TO JAIL

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 No.87180

but Ashley?... pay close attention

THEY ARE GOING TO SEND YOU TO A PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL

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 No.87181

Here's the secret you deserve to know:

YOURE GOING TO BE SENT TO A PSYCHIATRIC UNIT

100% true

involuntarily.... and you're going...

you're not going to run out of the courthouse

you're going to be handcuffed in the courtroom

and sent to a mental hospital

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 No.87182

File: 2fc4ece2963c845⋯.jpg (80.06 KB,568x863,568:863,2fc4ece2963c845dfa73bc9b6c….jpg)

they are going to send you to a PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL

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 No.87183

AGAIN, ASHLEY........

ON SEPT 13TH

THEY ARE GOING TO SEND YOU

TO A PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL

100% GUARANTEED

A B S O L U T E L Y

THEY ALREADY CONSIDER YOU "CRAZY"

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 No.87184

they already know you have issues

and now you've violated a judges order

it was very easy :

DO NOT CONTACT AMANDA MORGAN AGAIN

and you contacted her anyway

so they're going to SEND YOU TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL

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 No.87185

.

.

.

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 No.87186

and THATS why you only have 80 days to:

1: apply for SSI

2: start seeing a psychiatrist

3: show verifiable proof of no. 1 & no. 2

4: clean yourself up

5: haircut that's not crazy

6: dress like an adult woman

7: make a list of possible housing options

AND IMMEDIATELY CALL THE COURTHOUSE AND REQUEST AN ATTORNEY

that's the ONLY chance you've got

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 No.87187

because you CANT "convince them that you're not crazy".... too late for that

the only chance you've got is BEING PROACTIVE

ACKNOWLEDGING THAT YOU NEED PSYCHIATRIC HELP

AND APPLY FOR SSI

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 No.87188

You are such a weird awkward uncomfortable person... and you've gotten yourself into a real predicament here

So the more you try to convince them that "you're not crazy", the crazier you will appear

admitting your psychiatric problem AND GOING TO A PSYCHIATRIST (before tral) is the only possible thing you can possibly do that will make them stop and give you any possible respect or consideration

Unless you walk into that courtroom prepared to show paperwork, proving you are seeing a psychiatrist, that you have applied for SSI,they will have no respect or consideration for you

applying for SSI shows responsibility on your part, it shows a desire for stability, it shows an adult sane thing to do

It demonstrates accountability on your part

And you're going to need to show the court somebody who admits they have a problem and they've already begun seeking help, before they appeared in the courtroom

You can't wait until the day of the trial to suddenly agree to go sew a psychiatrist, because at that point it will be too late

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 No.87189

Unless you walk in to that courtroom prepared, with documentation of your psychiatrist's office visits ( if you started today you will only be able to squeeze two psychiatrist office visits in before trial) and documentation that you have applied for SSI disability benefits, I'm afraid you are going to be punished to the maximum extent of the law

They send people to jail all day everyday.. it's their job

Some people flip hamburgers for a living, and others send people to jail for a living

You're just another hamburger to them

They're not going to spend a lot of time on your case

Your entire trial will likely last less than 10 minutes, from beginning to end

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 No.87190

If you walk into the courtroom As You Are right now, not having made any progress or applied for ssi, not having seen any psychiatrists, still looking and dressing like a crazy person?....

That's exactly how they're going to treat you

Like thecrazy lazy parasitein mommy's basement

theyll treat you like the disheveled scattered smothered and covered wacky haircut pale and sickly looking from living in the Darkness bizarre lunatic unmedicated mentally ill BASEMENT DWELLING STALKER that you truly are

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 No.87191

And at that point?

There is no "going home"

because you have now become "property of the state of Wisconsin "

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 No.87192

so.......

HOW CAN YOU MINIMIZE YOUR PUNISHMENT?

HOW CAN YOU GET PROBATIIN, INSTEAD OF JAIL TIME OR PSYCH WARD?

easy.....

call the courthouse and tell them "I made a mistake. I need a lawyer"

then have your lawyer show them the progress you've already made

on your own. .

before the trial

progress YOU wanted to make

like applying for SSI

(nobody respects you until you apply)

and seeing a psychiatrist

(you'll get no respect from them until you see a psychiatrist)

and STOP LOOKING SO WEIRD

your appearance is disturbing

snap out of it, girl

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 No.87193

I'm going to be there in the courtroom

because I received a summons

I don't have a choice

I'm testifying against you

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 No.87194

File: 0064f926e32cede⋯.jpg (581.73 KB,4952x3307,4952:3307,GettyImages_1131335393_e16….jpg)

I'll be flying in the night before your trial

I have to get a hotel room, so I'm not late in the courtroom at 8:30 the next morning

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 No.87195

and I don't want to have to spend the money for airfare and hotels

so if I'm forced to testify, I'm going tell the most detailed embarrassing possible version of the truth...

If you're forcing me to fly to Wisconsin to testify, I am going to make it perfectly clear to the entire courtroom :

"Ashley Nichole Schneider is TOTALLY INSANE"

i will tell the entire story

how I witnessed you violate the restraining order

how I found out who you are

how I found out you're mooching off your mother down in her basement

how I've spoken with your mother many times

how your mother told me all about you

about your behavior

about how crazy you are

how you won't leave

you refuse to help yourself

you refuse to work

and you even refuse to apply for assistance

how you don't even like your mother

how you take advantage of her

draining her money

as you sit in her basement

and eat her food

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 No.87196

I'll tell them how you REFUSE TO APPLY FOR SSI

I'll tell them how YOURE 33 YEARS OLD

AND YOU REFUSE TO HELP PAY RENT

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 No.87197

I promise you one thing, weirdo......

if I get up there on the stand, I'LL TELL THEM THE ENTIRE STORY

and they'll send you to jail

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 No.87198

I promise I'll make them HATE you

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 No.87199

...whenI'Mfinished testifying, they'll want to sentence you to the MAXIMUM PENALTY

you'll see

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 No.87200

because you ARE guilty...

you did it.... you committed a crime

you disobeyed a judge

who told you to control yourself

but you're out of control

and you're quite psychotic

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 No.87201

HINT:

OUT OF CONTROL PSYCHOTIC PEOPLE ARE A DANGER TO THEMSELVES OR OTHERS

so they put out of control psychotic people in jails or mental institutions

Personally, I want you to be sent to a state-run mental institution

Because that's much worse than prison, and they'll force you to take psychiatric medication whether you like it or not

They will literally strap you down and inject you with psychiatric medications in the hip every day whether you like it or not

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 No.87202

So of course I want to see you get sent to a state-run mental hospital so you can be particularly miserable, plus it's good for you

Not only will you hate it, but it will help you.. so it's a win-win as far as I'm concerned

The idea of you being in a shoot government-funded mental facility against your will? That's what I call entertainment

The idea of you being forced to submit to injections of geodome and other psychiatric medications? That's comedy gold

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 No.87203

File: 440c491e65a5f67⋯.jpg (361 KB,1000x1520,25:38,440c491e65a5f67dac4ad23163….jpg)

HINT :

DO NOT HIRE THIS LAWYER

OR YOULL GO TO JAIL

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