I'm still playing Basements And Schizophrenia (BAS).
It's similar to Dungeons & Dragons (D&D), but it's an "alternate" reality game.
I'm The Unemployed Basement Master of all festering infected swollen pits of Dead Skin Cells, Sebum, and Bacteria.
I'm Stinky the Bore, Chemo Hair, Vaginitis, Unbathed, Psychotic and other things.
I'm going to trial on Sept 31st, and my mother regrets giving me birth.
My face is incapable of expression.
How about you?