every few months, when Darcey complains about your body odor, you'll go upstairs and run the shower...
to make her THINK you're finally bathing
but instead, you stare at yourself in the mirror
you never even take off your clothes
then, after 20 minutes, you walk out of the bathroom... unbathed... rats nest hair is dry... still smelling like ass & stale sebum... and you go back downstairs into her BASEMENT
and ask her for more cigarettes