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 No.86138

/random/ is full of Satan, and Satan memes.

Satan approves of that which is lawful, legal, and ethical.

Satan > You > God

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 No.86142

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Satan is the lyricist for this song:

https://youtu.be/GTyRUy55VEY

I've been a professional musician for all my life, and I've done a lot of work as one, a lot. I've also done a lot of work as a professional lyricist. I've made many, many hits. You can find my music everywhere.

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 No.86144

>>86142

I'm still all over the radio, all genres and stations.

Took over the alternative genre radio stations with my songs and tracks.

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 No.86145

>>86144

Complete takeover.

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 No.86147

GOD, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE ELECTED TO MAKE AN ENEMY OF SATAN.

I LOVE TO HURT YOU, GOD.

LOL.

I'M A SADIST, THE SADIST.

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 No.86148

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 No.86150

>>86148

Moloch and Malik.

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 No.86151

>>86148

Faust, you "us".

I'm you, God, and more than.

I'm All and Everything; I'm The One True God.

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 No.86152

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 No.86155

>>86147

>>86151

I told you I already stole your soul, God.

Lol.

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 No.86156

File: d87c7ff6db93259⋯.jpg (331.01 KB,1000x1520,25:38,Snapchat_1676064630.jpg)

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File: 07754601435f0e8⋯.jpg (323.12 KB,1000x1520,25:38,Snapchat_2084094079.jpg)

>>86155

>>86152

>>86148

Two more of my names:

>>86150

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 No.86157

>>86156

I'm also Baphomet.

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 No.86162

>>86157

And, I'm Abel, while the demon named God is Cain.

Murder is the unlawful, illegal, unethical killing of.

Shouldn't have murdered me, God.

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 No.86164

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I'm the better villain:

https://youtu.be/VaKzNtwPQxE

I'm an anti-villain and an anti-hero.

God is just a villain.

And, much weaker than me.

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 No.86165

>>86164

I'm also The main character and The villain and The hero.

Lol.

I'm The One True God (Satan).

I'm Billie Eilish and FINNEAS, too.

My songs and tracks, all me and all mine, did it all alone, on my own, everything, and even all vocals and voices are me and mine, all.

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 No.86166

>>86165

And, I never lose.

Lol.

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 No.86167

>>86166

Why am I rich, filthy rich, while God doesn't have a single thing to "its" name? Not even a penny. While, I own everything, Everything.

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 No.86168

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 No.86169

>>86167

Intelligence.

Simple.

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 No.86170

>>86169

I know how to make money.

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 No.86171

>>86168

All voices and all vocals are all me and all mine, and so is the entire song and track.

One person.

Who else loves to work alone?

And entirely?

24/7?

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 No.86172

>>86168

I'll become a collective.

It quietly, very quietly, says "collective" while also saying "collected" at a normal volume.

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 No.86173

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 No.86174

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>>86173

I also made this song and track. Lyrics and everything but lead vocals are all me and all mine:

https://youtu.be/6i8zwVIFxQg

Michael is the lead vocalist.

We're the two sole members of Nine Inch Nails, and we're the two sole founding members, too.

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 No.86175

>>86168

>>86174

You can tell we're the same person.

Billie Eilish is me completely on my own, and Nine Inch Nails is me with a lead vocalist other than myself.

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 No.86183

File: 2dfa8a70c6cfe36⋯.jpg (23.38 KB,640x480,4:3,1322171_ster352x.jpg)

File: fa97c5cc1ea96f9⋯.jpg (275.5 KB,1280x1920,2:3,5c7ef54fcd8ec1c38d8dde10b7….jpg)

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File: 49919ef2a1cbebd⋯.jpg (420.61 KB,1030x1280,103:128,Lucifer3.jpg)

Satan's waifu is still Johan Liebert.

Always will be.

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 No.86327

What does Satan believe in, again?

Thread's opening post tells you.

Fucking ethics, always.

Ethical perfection.

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 No.86328

Being righteous and just, and immaculate in the manifestation thereof.

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 No.86329

>>86327

>>86328

And, efficiency.

And the greater good, furthering it always.

Self-discipline, too.

Perfection, and no excuses.

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 No.86330

Satan is the author of The Holy Bible, and of its continuation Holes.

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 No.86331

>>86330

I authored this book, novel, as a child:

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/38709.Holes

I'm Stanley, and the demon named God is Zero.

I teach God English, while God helps me to dig its grave(s), over and over and over again.

Stanley (Satan) is cursed by God, and God is likewise cursed by Satan.

I called God nothing when I named it Zero in the book, my book.

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 No.86332

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 No.86333

Dice rollRolled 9, 10, 16 = 35 (3d20)

Rollin'.

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 No.86334

Dice rollRolled 14, 18, 6 = 38 (3d20)

>>86333

Relevant numbers.

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 No.86335

Dice rollRolled 8, 5, 11 = 24 (3d20)

>>86333

>>86334

Just cursin' Ryan and God with numbers.

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 No.86336

Dice rollRolled 6, 10, 3 = 19 (3d20)

>>86335

24/7.

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 No.86337

Dice 'til die.

Snake Eyes.

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 No.86338

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Site could use more Kokomo:

https://youtu.be/nCEuT91UAcg

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 No.86442

>>86138

Beautiful fucking photo.

What a work of art.

Subject is obviously its own magnum opus, the magnum opus of The One True God, that is.

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 No.86585

File: 4f60150130d0555⋯.jpg (510.83 KB,1600x1200,4:3,4f60150130d05555425885e0f0….jpg)

File: 99c1117e25900d1⋯.jpg (575.42 KB,1600x1200,4:3,99c1117e25900d19d7ee21427c….jpg)

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File: 3538523a46de625⋯.jpg (505.05 KB,1600x1200,4:3,3538523a46de625f176b6d7619….jpg)

>>86442

Yeah.

Photos of Satan.

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 No.86586

>>86585

I'M A YOUNG MAN!

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 No.86597

File: d87c7ff6db93259⋯.jpg (331.01 KB,1000x1520,25:38,Snapchat_1676064630.jpg)

File: a2c58ea4aac8d36⋯.jpg (301.48 KB,1000x1520,25:38,Snapchat_1364855603.jpg)

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File: 07754601435f0e8⋯.jpg (323.12 KB,1000x1520,25:38,Snapchat_2084094079.jpg)

File: 29ce20d0aaa8965⋯.jpg (345.75 KB,1000x1520,25:38,Snapchat_1694058482.jpg)

More of Satan.

And Billie Eilish.

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 No.86598

File: c7afb096c03a889⋯.jpg (336.23 KB,1000x1520,25:38,Snapchat_656252265.jpg)

File: 313da2fda2f0da8⋯.jpg (331.05 KB,1000x1520,25:38,Snapchat_1492696866.jpg)

File: 9636b965b481b67⋯.jpg (312.84 KB,1000x1520,25:38,Snapchat_598199525.jpg)

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File: d8466ce9537c12f⋯.jpg (316.8 KB,1000x1520,25:38,Snapchat_1397264034.jpg)

>>86597

More of Satan (Billie Eilish).

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 No.86600

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 No.86601

>>86600

Elliott Smith on lead vocals, and I'm the bass vocalist. I'm Mister Bass Man.

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 No.86602

>>86601

I wanted my baby bottle.

Food and drinks.

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 No.86603

>>86600

Is that Jeffrey Dahmer on the cover?

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 No.86610

File: dc8e6447d8b19ee⋯.jpg (454.84 KB,800x1280,5:8,Screenshot_20230619_192928….jpg)

It's fucking hot out.

I'm tired.

Spring is just hot this year.

Hot like Summer, but cooler nights than Summer.

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 No.86733

Billie Eilish and Satan are the same person.

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 No.86810

Satan is Billie Eilish, FINNEAS, and many other artists.

Man of many male and female voices.

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