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 No.85262 [Last50 Posts]

Crafting a residency personal statement that stands out from the competition can be challenging. This topic focuses on the role of a residency personal statement writing service in helping applicants tailor their statements to specific programs and institutions. It can discuss how professional writers can assist in aligning the statement with the program's values, goals, and requirements, thereby increasing the chances of acceptance.

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 No.85263

Is this an ai?

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 No.85264

>>85262

>incapable of promoting yourself?

If you can't represent yourself effectively, you'll never be able to represent anything effectively

Are you going to be relying on help with everything you tackle in life?

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 No.85265

..... if you somehow get a residency, I'm imagining you'll be using WebMD with each patient?

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 No.85266

"Crafting a residency personal statement that stands out from the competition can be challenging."

no it's not..... it's easy

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 No.85267

>>85262

It's no more challenging than separating yourself from the rest of the crowd when it comes to ANYTHING in life....

Having your own unique style is easy as fuck, as long as you avoid behaving like all the other dick heads out there

BUT YOURE NOT AN INDIVIDUALIST

YOUVE BECOME A PARROT

AN IMAGEBOARD PARROT

WHO REPEATS TRENDY CATCHPHRASES & TRENDY IMAGEBOARD BEHAVIORS

I'm pretty sure you don't get any pussy, right?

And I'm not insulting you... insulting you... I swear to God I'm not insulting you right now

I'm simply making an observation...

you seem to think having competition is daunting and challenging

That frame of mind is exactly how guys become 35 years old without ever seeing a vagina in real life

To hell with a stupid RESIDENCY

If you're incapable of self-promotion, if you're intimidated by competition, then I'm guessing you've never had any pussy?

If I'm wrong, feel free to correct me

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 No.85268

if you need help PRESENTING YOURSELF, there's a less than 1% chance you get pussy

And probably not very successful in any other life endeavors, unless I'm mistaken

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 No.85269

File: 831cdbe42bb0d55⋯.jpg (113.73 KB,1621x1080,1621:1080,Picsart_22_12_01_11_39_15_….jpg)

In life, when we learn to walk, each of us falls down

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 No.85270

File: 19e2721595ebf26⋯.jpg (124.93 KB,1621x1080,1621:1080,Picsart_22_12_01_11_34_50_….jpg)

But we Face the challenge. We get back up on our feet again

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 No.85271

File: 0ae748e628c57e6⋯.jpg (52.76 KB,800x533,800:533,Picsart_22_12_01_11_31_07_….jpg)

.....at least MOST OF US DO

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 No.85272

File: abf2ab252cc332a⋯.jpg (104.08 KB,1621x1080,1621:1080,Picsart_22_12_01_11_47_25_….jpg)

We don't let obstacles deterrous, we don't perceive competition as a negative thing, we don't convince ourselves that the challenge isn't worth it

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 No.85273

File: dcb9e1356da1bd2⋯.jpg (125.95 KB,1621x1080,1621:1080,Picsart_22_12_01_11_49_35_….jpg)

We get up on our motherfucking feet like MEN and keep walking

The soldiers keep marching

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 No.85274

File: ded3fac35ec50f3⋯.jpg (110.51 KB,1621x1080,1621:1080,Picsart_22_12_01_11_40_11_….jpg)

if you need help PRESENTING YOURSELF FOR CONSIDERATION, there's no reason to even waste your time

Because if you were truly qualified, this would be a breeze

You wouldn't still be making excuses

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 No.85275

>>85262

I can't help but notice you're avoiding the question...

again, I'MNOTBEING MEAN OR "RUDE".... I'm asking you a very serious question, the same way I would ask one of my brothers or one of my close real life friends :

you don't get any pussy, do you?

You're the type of guy who sits there waiting for them to come looking for you

am I right ?

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 No.85276

You remind me of a guy who would have a crush on a girl, but be too afraid of rejection to approach her...

so you'd look for a guy like ME

And ask me to introduce you to the girl and "talk you up"

And when you came back from using the restroom, she and I would be gone, on the way back to her apartment where I fuck her in the ass all night long

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 No.85277

Perhaps you should have thought of this before you decided which field you were interested in?

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 No.85278

HINT: there's a lot of competition for garbage men out there

Those filthy stinky guys have to promote themselves to stand from the rest of the crowd during the hiring process

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 No.85279

Whether it's a simple conversation while standing in line at the grocery store, asking a beautiful woman out on a date, or applying for a job as a garbage man...

SELF-PROMOTION IS REQUIRED IN LIFE

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 No.85280

UNABLE TO MAKE OTHERS BELIEVE IN YOU :

NOT BELIEVING ENOUGH IN YOURSELF

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 No.85281

>>85262

If I was the chief physician, I would dispose of your application, because it would be easy to tell you don't actually believe in yourself

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 No.85282

Q: what's a doctors MOST IMPORTANT SKILL?

A : BEDSIDE MANNER

self-confidence.... connecting with people.... making others also feel confident about you

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 No.85283

C H A R I S M A

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 No.85284

Your generation and your creepy little video games.. you guys all seem to think life has a cheat code

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 No.85285

IF YOU CAN'T EXUDE A COMFORTABLE, REASSURING SELF-CONFIDENCE.....

you're not going to get very far in anything you do

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 No.85286

File: 1043e03462d44d1⋯.jpg (674.1 KB,4000x3000,4:3,Picsart_22_07_28_15_31_17_….jpg)

>>85262

You might want to consider begging 8kun's illiterate 73 year old 10th grade dropoutCLOT SHOT IMMUNOLOGISTKillcen to teach you all about internal medicine...

Particularly when it pertains to conspiratorial clot shot epidemiology and immunology, because those are his two fields of specialty

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 No.85287

File: 992f9a1e74ad413⋯.jpg (619.78 KB,4000x3000,4:3,Picsart_22_07_28_15_24_09_….jpg)

that's right !!

He never learned how to spell one syllable words, somehow managed to make it to the 10th grade unable to differentiate between your and you're, dropped out due to the humiliation of being ridiculed by other students, settled for a life of menial labor and paranoid conspiracy theories

AND SUDDENLY HE'S GIVING MEDICAL ADVICE ONLINE!!!

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 No.85288

File: 44bbf0fdfef52d3⋯.jpg (598.75 KB,4000x3000,4:3,Picsart_22_07_28_15_16_40_….jpg)

he can't differentiate between there, their & they're, butSUDDENLY, HE'S AN "INFOWARS VIROLOGIST"

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 No.85289

File: dd9d06eb3ed0fa8⋯.jpg (622.02 KB,4000x3000,4:3,Picsart_22_07_28_15_03_56_….jpg)

As if the one syllable words weren't already challenging enough, the multi-syllabic medical terminology is something he finds a little bit too challenging to tackle, so he prefers simplyCOPYING & PASTING FAKE MEDICAL ADVICE FROM PARANOID CONSPIRACY WEBSITES

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 No.85290

File: 81a865048f5f903⋯.jpg (87.12 KB,783x720,87:80,Picsart_22_08_03_07_52_33_….jpg)

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 No.85291

File: f70b911849be1b0⋯.jpg (681.25 KB,4000x3000,4:3,Picsart_22_08_04_00_22_17_….jpg)

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 No.85292

File: bbbc6fe6de1177f⋯.jpg (666.39 KB,4000x3000,4:3,Picsart_22_08_04_00_21_33_….jpg)

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 No.85293

Personal branding plays a significant role in residency personal statements. This topic examines how residency personal statement writing services help applicants develop and showcase their personal brand effectively like this https://residencypersonalstatements.net/writing-a-noteworthy-letter-of-intent-for-a-medical-residency/. It discusses the importance of identifying unique qualities, experiences, and values that set applicants apart and aligning them with their desired specialty and program to create a memorable personal statement.

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 No.85294

File: f7d11b16bf0ba06⋯.jpg (172.05 KB,800x1032,100:129,Picsart_22_07_30_14_12_12_….jpg)

king of rockin' trolls

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 No.85295

>>85293

So in other words.. that teaches you everything that any five-year-old kid already knows?

What a valuable resource

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 No.85296

File: 9d3c620bbe5191c⋯.png (1018.19 KB,1080x2177,1080:2177,Screenshot_20230610_172205….png)

AGAIN : self-confidence comes naturally, if you are qualified

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 No.85297

>>85293

Do they have a link to an article that can teach people how to inhale and exhale?

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 No.85298

Just go tell them in person:

I plan on relying on somebody else to make you think I'm qualified, because I'm not even qualified to tell you how qualified I am

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 No.85299

You're the last person on Earth I would want overseeing my medical care

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 No.85300

And I don't think I'd be inviting you to go party with me and my friends

Because when we started hitting on shit, you would surely ruin it

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 No.85301

I see no indication of majesty or determination, self-confidence or self assertiveness...

Apparently, you don't seem to think you're very competent

Because if you were competent, you would have no problem demonstrating it

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 No.85302

Life is full of challenges.. maybe you should play it safe and just continue living in mommy's bedroom for the next 15 years

Then you can move out at age 40, and find something not so challenging, like Arby's or Subway

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 No.85303

File: 44a42b3f6df2813⋯.jpg (91.74 KB,720x1280,9:16,kmc_20220930_072829.jpg)

I'm not being mean when I say I don't detect any Edge from you at all

This Thread makes me think you're soft and round

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 No.85304

if you can't think of your strong points, the ones you have probably aren't very strong

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 No.85305

File: b76c32186fcb6bb⋯.jpg (32.86 KB,315x315,1:1,url.jpg)

gee.......

I wonder where you went wrong

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 No.85306

File: cf7346fc5e6f2bb⋯.jpg (12.1 KB,250x250,1:1,turbinate_hyper.jpg)

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 No.85307

File: fb6079830c20df0⋯.jpg (847.93 KB,1920x1027,1920:1027,fb6079830c20df0a6f72cfe426….jpg)

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 No.85308

File: c6efeb218f0efd8⋯.jpg (99.45 KB,632x644,158:161,ds00431_im02749_r7_swtongu….jpg)

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 No.85309

File: 269516fc05f3576⋯.jpg (127.37 KB,933x700,933:700,Dickey_Bub.jpg)

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 No.85310

File: 04d61ddd552d970⋯.jpg (57.58 KB,768x768,1:1,695286a7_58c7_4b4c_adc0_95….jpg)

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 No.85311

File: 5df9f0e036608bf⋯.jpg (12.08 KB,480x360,4:3,5df9f0e036608bfd3365bc6fa6….jpg)

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 No.85312

File: 536f178519ffab1⋯.png (732.72 KB,1080x1879,1080:1879,225aa9af5d2c7a1df2b11d01df….png)

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 No.85313

File: 3226ca82ad1bf82⋯.jpg (164.65 KB,700x900,7:9,511_2.jpg)

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 No.85314

File: 1e2bd36b43690a7⋯.jpg (314.98 KB,1615x1080,323:216,Picsart_22_08_31_21_45_26_….jpg)

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 No.85315

File: 5f28012ddb9685f⋯.png (1.69 MB,1440x1080,4:3,Picsart_22_11_20_03_13_02_….png)

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 No.85316

File: c47b84af2f2ff3f⋯.jpg (338.65 KB,1812x1080,151:90,Picsart_22_11_19_19_10_48_….jpg)

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 No.85317

File: 2f1b60be7f76fcd⋯.jpg (606.09 KB,1024x1536,2:3,wonder_1665334161649.jpg)

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 No.85318

File: 4e1eef8302ffdec⋯.jpg (147.61 KB,1620x1080,3:2,Picsart_22_09_04_10_20_20_….jpg)

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 No.85319

File: 0e4789afa560906⋯.jpg (313.57 KB,1080x1620,2:3,Picsart_22_10_02_22_22_37_….jpg)

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 No.85320

File: dd398de3b6ba4ef⋯.jpg (460.77 KB,1024x1536,2:3,wonder_1664332612522.jpg)

File: 941eb58e5008964⋯.jpg (693.82 KB,1024x1536,2:3,wonder_1664332622406.jpg)

File: 17c8cedd324dc4d⋯.jpg (662.67 KB,1024x1536,2:3,wonder_1664053832180.jpg)

File: 1abd6faab4ac172⋯.jpg (414.95 KB,1670x1080,167:108,Picsart_22_09_03_02_25_26_….jpg)

File: f959b691cdce9df⋯.jpg (257.73 KB,1097x1080,1097:1080,Picsart_22_09_01_21_50_20_….jpg)

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 No.85321

File: 0fa4fd35b134da6⋯.jpg (113.72 KB,640x481,640:481,5996084140206620114.jpg)

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 No.85322

File: 525bfcd5e3407a2⋯.png (524.73 KB,512x512,1:1,6c4201f4_80c2_47cf_b974_1f….png)

File: 56a40d09ddfadd7⋯.png (499.77 KB,512x512,1:1,af61c453_29b9_468c_9d8f_b9….png)

File: d5811779653864f⋯.png (448.37 KB,512x512,1:1,417bada8_5863_4473_aed0_2e….png)

File: 6ec2cc9e923dd89⋯.png (484.29 KB,512x512,1:1,7d72a5b7_d97c_463a_91e1_59….png)

File: 41a2bb5b9d83dcd⋯.png (518.8 KB,512x512,1:1,0d306d1c_bc2c_4577_8a28_07….png)

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 No.85323

File: 58252124e700bdd⋯.jpg (599.35 KB,2048x1536,4:3,IMG_20140712_020712.jpg)

File: 132974e59d58a8d⋯.jpg (86.64 KB,1024x962,512:481,132974e59d58a8d07413e76dba….jpg)

File: c358cacc132659e⋯.jpg (67 KB,800x586,400:293,1232222872565.jpg)

File: a65463c21efec0e⋯.jpg (15.97 KB,480x291,160:97,_2936491502909959670.jpg)

File: 4c328715bfa06be⋯.jpg (130.32 KB,1586x621,1586:621,4c328715bfa06be777e6819e6b….jpg)

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 No.85324

File: 56b8706f8fda743⋯.png (528.17 KB,1080x1920,9:16,56b8706f8fda7434c8c81d32b8….png)

File: 5ab8cbbec479cec⋯.jpg (541.97 KB,1534x2048,767:1024,5ab8cbbec479cecc0dbfcc746c….jpg)

File: 22d5e984d0b954e⋯.jpg (68.36 KB,480x640,3:4,6044503319506276098.jpg)

File: e8a68291db1ae59⋯.jpg (81.61 KB,465x577,465:577,7adbe8c55c191ddd104dfdf4d2….jpg)

File: ec94b7ec69cc73d⋯.png (515.32 KB,1080x1920,9:16,ec94b7ec69cc73da22528646ae….png)

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 No.85326

File: 160ea1561f376f8⋯.jpg (363.34 KB,1693x1080,1693:1080,PicsArt_12_11_06_21_24.jpg)

File: 7af52a5ba98cc81⋯.jpg (496.18 KB,1154x2048,577:1024,JN2_0002.jpg)

File: ae9b0c75df85ad0⋯.jpg (836.83 KB,3264x2448,4:3,IMG_20141201_091212.jpg)

File: d0b526a50d5c94f⋯.jpg (115.61 KB,960x720,4:3,PicsArt_10_16_10_32_37.jpg)

File: 94bd2ab17fd5c51⋯.jpg (2.06 MB,1800x1375,72:55,End_Times.jpg)

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 No.85327

File: cd323d61fab73b1⋯.jpg (1.51 MB,2599x4616,2599:4616,Picsart_23_06_10_18_02_47_….jpg)

>>85262

ahhh, you're planning on a career in medicine?.... interesting....

Does this phlegm have an unhealthy color in your opinion?

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 No.85328

File: c2abdcdf73220e9⋯.jpg (128.53 KB,1024x1820,256:455,PicsArt_10_29_06_56_25.jpg)

File: 2c59a2318e49596⋯.jpg (173.66 KB,1024x1820,256:455,PicsArt_10_29_06_56_33.jpg)

File: eb76cb8730bc1dd⋯.jpg (49.81 KB,306x437,306:437,PicsArt_10_29_06_54_11.jpg)

File: def03a89d0040b1⋯.jpg (207.47 KB,1024x768,4:3,PicsArt_10_29_06_46_36.jpg)

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 No.85329

File: 6d8776c258c8496⋯.png (1.07 MB,1080x2160,1:2,Screenshot_2019_06_18_20_1….png)

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 No.85330

File: bef980d1f9d4b77⋯.jpg (8.19 KB,384x259,384:259,162521816_109513394553854_….jpg)

>>85262

I think your ears are an asset.. maybe you should mention that

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 No.85331

File: 471ebee47bc758e⋯.jpg (676.84 KB,1280x1548,320:387,471ebee47bc758e7ccf574431b….jpg)

maybe mention the "being a nigger" thing?

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 No.85332

File: 3ddb2ffe3e5ead8⋯.png (905.62 KB,1280x973,1280:973,Picsart_22_08_07_18_25_19_….png)

ooops..... on second thought, maybe you should continue keeping that a secret

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 No.85333

File: cf1e123b970d158⋯.jpg (359.1 KB,1080x1566,20:29,PicsArt_09_18_12_57_22.jpg)

how about "works well with others, as long as they are unconscious" ??

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 No.85334

File: ea386a1b4b94c3f⋯.jpg (1.95 MB,2448x3264,3:4,IMG_20141201_081425_201712….jpg)

File: 9d6184859c669f4⋯.jpg (108.11 KB,640x567,640:567,5912569081695569314_1_.jpg)

File: 2fa2a3f80821db1⋯.jpg (45.02 KB,630x470,63:47,micro_penis.jpg)

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 No.85335

File: 8cae515bd371885⋯.jpg (130.94 KB,834x960,139:160,1512097876760.jpg)

Maybe you should mention sourcing your own animal models for Trauma Center research?

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 No.85336

File: 1398da5e085ebc9⋯.png (166.23 KB,1343x1489,1343:1489,job_offer.png)

There's too much competition out there. It's challenging.. I think you'll be a lot better off just grabbing a toilet plunger

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 No.85337

File: 25e48ea5acd0593⋯.jpg (78.45 KB,400x700,4:7,Brushing_instruction_logo2.jpg)

Have you already thought about mentioning you know how to brush your teeth?

That might give you the added Edge they're looking for

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 No.85338

File: 35a21012bd22e2c⋯.jpg (54.21 KB,900x627,300:209,pervitin_packaging.jpg)

Who needs coffee or adderall.. right?

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 No.85339

begin your personal statement by saying "thank God that meth, fentanyl, Xanax and xylazine are all medicines, because I'll have access to them that way!"

(then mention having a dorsal fin)

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 No.85340

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>>85262

Maybe you should try this guys personal statement. He seems qualified to me

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 No.85341

>>85262

hint: tell the that you STOPPED playing doctor and tree houses when you were 19....

The less they know, the better.. right?

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 No.85342

File: 5d63e115278812f⋯.jpg (308.55 KB,1058x1361,1058:1361,20230427_125006.jpg)

Have you about giving your entire personal statement a TITLE ?

It might make it seem more important that way

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 No.85343

>>85262

Maybe if you could make yourself seem a little bit more Macho and Alpha.. if you made some veiled threats?

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 No.85344

File: afe9cee7d0c18d8⋯.jpg (7.11 KB,224x224,1:1,images_27_.jpg)

>>85262

Just tell them you're Asian...

Unlike you, Asians are highly sought after in the medical field..

And once you get the job you can take the sombrero off and just admit you're white trash

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