cheap embarrassing consolation prize :
I will wire Ashley $7.31 if she is capable of saying, "Hello, my name is Ashley."
she's SO PSYCHOTIC, that she is incapable of the most basic fundamental conversation.
I seriously doubt she's capable of even the most basic interaction with another human being....
I doubt she's able to purchase anything from a convenience store...
I highly doubt she's able to communicate and interact with the convenience store clerk...
simply saying, "I'd like a pack of Newport 100s, please" is too much for her to handle...
she's the most awkward human...
I have a dual diagnosis for Ashley:
☆textbook schizophrenia
☆a profoundly awkward pseudo-autism
I'm not joking...... I'm not being mean
IM TRYING TO HELP ASHLEY
I am trying to help her learn how to interact with the world
instead of collecting mold spores
in her mother's basement