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File: a39e3b2fd2e31f5⋯.gif (1.74 MB,297x764,297:764,lamb_of_god.gif)

 No.84384

For you know that it was not with perishable things such as silver or gold that you were redeemed from the empty way of life handed down to you from your ancestors, but with the precious blood of Christ, a lamb without blemish or defect.

But He was wounded for our transgressions, He was bruised for our iniquities; The chastisement for our peace was upon Him, And by His stripes, we are healed.

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 No.84448

File: 3a3621d0215a6bd⋯.mp4 (638.08 KB,480x1066,240:533,Screen_Recording_20230606_….mp4)

>>84384

No.. no thank you.. I don't want another table dance

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 No.84449

I was actually there when we crucified that sissy bitch jesus...

as we were nailing ancient railroad track ties through his limp fucking wrists, he kept blubbering like a woman, desperately trying to negotiate blowjobs for everybody if we'd stop crucifying him.

that kind of pathetic cowardice solidified our epic lack of respect in him, so we hold the iron spike out of his wrist and let him take turns sucking all of our dicks, and a couple of the black Roman dudes fucked him in the ass, and even managed to pimp Jesus' asshole out one time to some Asian tourist Romans...

then, we broke his nose, and began hammering the spikes through his wrists and Feet Again

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 No.84450

HOW TO SPOT THE MENTALLY ILL PERSON :

easy

they believe in religion

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 No.84453

yep......

I'll never forget it....

the last words I heard Jesus say were "but you promised"

I told him "no we DIDNT"

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 No.84454

File: 7eba5043246898f⋯.gif (1.3 MB,297x764,297:764,lamb_of_god2.gif)

>>84449

Please keep going

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 No.84455

>>84454

But He was wounded for our transgressions, He was bruised for our iniquities; The chastisement for our peace was upon Him, And by His stripes, we are healed.

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 No.84456

>>84454

*a long sleek limousine approaches as the rear window rolls down, and as we pass you, I flick a lit cigarette out of the window, which lands in your hair, and the window rolls back up as the limousine glides away into the city night*

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 No.84457

File: 1f079854a5adc87⋯.png (724.75 KB,1080x2177,1080:2177,Screenshot_20230606_082512….png)

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 No.84458

File: cdf82e93544319a⋯.png (1.62 MB,1080x2177,1080:2177,Screenshot_20230606_081613….png)

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 No.84459

if you're looking for a good stripclub

doNOTgo to Wisconsin

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