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>>84249

and you have the unmitigated audacity to actuallywonder whyNO WOMAN WILL BE SEEN STANDING IN THE SAME ROOM AS YOU?

really?....

you're THAT dense?

(It's because they're worried somebody would SEE THEM)

it really doesn't take a Quantum Physicist to do the simple equation :

YOU + existence × no female interaction ÷ only comfortable interacting with other sexually failed males = a dic in your mouth eventually

probably sooner, rather than later

and I realize you've convinced yourself that you can fool people into thinking you don't care

but you do....

what a failure

A B N O R M I E

the UNEMPLOYED MONDAY CHATROOM MOOCH

somebody's paying for that internet, bum

And it sure as fuck ain't you

Your laughable lack of interaction with females is very similar to your lack of employment

You're only comfortable interacting with other sexually failed losers online

Your entire existence takes place staring at a computer screen

And with each passing day, it snowballs, bigger and bigger....

ZERO FEMALE INTERACTION

100% OTHER MALES

eventually, you WILL HAVE SEX

but NOT with a woman

same way you have

ZERO EMPLOYMENT INTERACTION

100% LAZY WORTHLESS MOOCH BUM

just like the eventual dick in your mouth

you WILL eventually be forced to SUPPORT YOURSELF

you lazy fucking slob

.....but by all means........

PLEASE continue watching your bullshit videos

haha you mentally ill weirdo

>>84249

RE: Its just a logical question im curious about youguys' answer to.

I'm curious, as well........

I'm curious why you don't ask your girlfriend's opinion

UNEMPLOYED + MENTALLY ILL = SSI

I just asked my wife what she thinks about your question

and she said:

(drumroll, please)

you were molested as a child!!

the verdict is in, dickmouth

you ALLOWED some older male to INSERT HIS PENIS INTO YOU

IMPORTANT REAL LIFE LESSON :

if me and my real life buddies I've known for decades were hanging out, like Kevin, Shawn, Louis, Greg, Steve, Scott, or maybe Derek or Billy.... just hanging out, drinking a few beers or maybe at a coffee shop....

and you walked up, and asked us your little question ?.....

number one:

you'd NEVER be included or respected

but more importantly, we would all take turns punching you in the face, kicking you in the side of your head, breaking your ribs, spitting in your mouth And urinating on you...

we'd simply all tell the police how you grabbed one of our dicks

they'd arrest your broken weak awkward ABNORMIE weirdo ass for sexual assault on another man

and guess what, bitch?

I'm NOT joking

I don't give a fuck what you watch or don't watch

you are unemployed bacteria

nobody cares what you do or don't do

but we would BLUDGEON YOUJUST BECAUSE YOU CANT FIGHT BACK

I'm old as fuck, little boy

old as shit

and I WOULD BEAT YOU INTO AN EMERGENCY ROOM

easy..... lol trust me

I'd fuck you up SO FAST.. . just because you're a punching bag

and there's not a god damn thing you could do about it

I'm not threatening you

I'm simply explaining real life to you

trust me, punching bag......

one of these days....

somewhere...

somebody.....

is going to embarrass you SO BAD

because you'll hear the bystanders laughing

as you get beaten unconscious in public

you can't count on it, creampuff

pussies like you DONT last long out here

>>84263

Bro not to be rude or anything but I would kill you and your extended family SO fast (in self defense).

Your dog runs up trying to bite me but I just grab its hind legs and beat it against the floor over and over and over...

So umm... yeah. If you ever came up to me I would hit you so hard your head might actually fly off your shoulders.

Keep malding 'cause I could break your body apart like a little action figure.

>>84264

AGAIN, YOU UNEMPLOYED VIDEOGAME SISSY :

YOU CANT FUCK

YOU CANT DANCE

YOU CANT FIGHT

AND YOU CANT SUPPORT YOURSELF

LOL @ YOU GETTING NO PUSSY HAHAHA

(you make a much more convincing woman than you do a man)

....and the guy who molested you when you were a kid?.... HE KNEW IT, TOO

He looked at you and saw a little girl ready to suck some dick

>>84264

the little boy....

who ALLOWED himself to be molested

and became a little girl

>>84264

so........

tell the rest of the class WHY YOU DIDNT STOP THE MOLESTATION?

All you had to do was scream and run away

you sexless little Super Mario Ms PacMan sissyboy

I'd crush your weak effeminate larynx

like I said.......

I'd spit phlegm directly into your mouth

because there's nothing you could do to stop me

When you were a little boy, you allowed a man to ejaculate into your mouth

So you'll be accustomed to it when I spit thick grayish green phlegm directly into your fucking mouth and kick you in the jaw

>>84264

I'd imagine you don't have much of an adam's apple, huh?

by the ay, I havevery good reason to believe child pornography will be found on your electronic devices

so I reported your thread to the Department of Homeland Security's Child Exploitation Division

they have the URL

and they can easily get your mommys ISP, your mother's IP address, andaccess your complete browsing historybefore physically searching your mother's condominium

you weak effeminate fuckboi

I'm not promising you'll be arrested

that's not my job

I simply notify law enforcement

and they can determine what to do with the information

but you are DEFINITELY now in the crosshairs of federal agents

that's already done, faggot

TELL YOUR "ITS LEGAL" THEORY TO FEDERAL JUDGE.... idiot

my wife just said I should give you an opportunity to demonstrateREAL BRAVADO.... REAL COURAGE

photos of weapons simpl and demonstrate your inability to fight with your bare hands

pics of weapons don't show courage

HONESTY REQUIRES REAL COURAGE

so here's your opportunity to drop your false bravado bullshit

(btw I'm chain gang, dude... ex-convict... prison, not just jail)

obviously you'reNOTstupid

I don't think you're stupid... not at all

so let's start over...

ITS A WORKDAY

PEOPLE HAVE JOBS

why don't you?

I just realized that i recieved INSANE amount of hate in this thread.

After rereading my post i noticed that it actually looked like i was watching this type of content.

I'd like to provide a clarification.

1. I was watching a video on yt about microsoft scanniing files users send and the reason was - to look for csam.

2. Didnt hear the shortcut in my life as im not a native eng speaker.

3. begin investigating what does that mean

4. as i ocasionally watch gore i noticed what later i have typed in the original post

5. im not a weirdo

>>84275

no sir....

no hate

not from ME.... no

and I already told you I can tell YOURENOTSTUPID

you're obviously a smart guy

I don't hate you

I am RIDICULING your BEHAVIOR

>>84275

nobody thinks about that weird shit

normal stable people don't

I know your prefabricated "chatroom culture" relues on parroted catchphrases, like NORMIE

but trust me

being an ABNORMIE is much less desirable

BTW my wife & I are gonna listen to some music and smoke a doobie

I'll be back later to read your response

of why you could easily be emptying your nuts into a beautiful intelligent funny hot as shit loyal girlfriend

nut instead, you're creating threads about weirdo shit in an empty chatroom

YOURE WASTING THE BEST YEARS OF YOUR LIFE

GROW UP, DUDE

go find a gf

Friday is approaching again

here's what we're listening to

it's FUCKING EXHILARATING!!

seriously.... listen to at least 15 minutes

>>84277

>not just child porn

see that btw

>>84275

(im the op)

>>84271

see that, you can also message it tothe law ent. So they dont waste their time

>>84275

(im the OP

>>84281

I think you might be surprised HOW MUCH TIME they invest into child porn weirdos

especially recently

it's no longer just the flavor of the month

.................... .now it's their bread & butter

the criminal justice system doesn't have to exhaust any resources...

the digital footprints are free for the taking... just as easy as having an on-duty judge to electronically sign a search warrant.... it's all done at keyboards....

there are THOUSANDS of people being investigatedjust today alone

you'd be surprised

still refusing to simply explain

why you sit online postulating about

an alleged "normalcy" of child porn

during a weekday... a WORKDAY

not earning a living, unable to support

yourself,instead of going out there and finding a badass girlfriend AND TAKING YOUR LIFE BY THE HANDLEBARS?

still waiting

get a room faggots

>>84315

yeah, Ms PacMan.....

I've got several of them

btw, my wife Wendy and I just took an amaaaaazing walk through Chastain Park, and we have some absolutely fucking gorgeous weather here in Atlanta... fucking beautiful !!!

golden hour.....

when the amber angled last vestige of sun rays cast really long, exaggerated violet shadows across the rolling scenery..... quiet good intimate times..

people say the world is spinning out of control...

watching the sunset, embracing my wife as she identifies the flowers supplying the light sweetness to the breeze.... the panoramic Vista above, perfect blue skies with yellowish pink clouds....

it seems perfectly safe to me

anyway... were home now, having a drink, then I'm making my famous Ubergarlic Vegetarian Spaghetti with homemade garlic bread... I let her pick last night's movie, so it's my turn tonight

HAROLD & MAUDE

if you've never seen it

you have no idea

what you're missing

it a fucking CLASSIC

and perfect for your generatioj

>>84315

RE: GET A ROOM

you already have

your mother's spare bedroom

but that won't last much longer

you'll see