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File: 61a82458ea65558⋯.jpg (1.63 MB,1980x2640,3:4,od8fjf.jpg)

 No.84002

I have a meeting at 4 am

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 No.84006

>>84002

with a bar of soap?

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 No.84008

yeah he looks like a rapist

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 No.84009

File: 46a9016c2b5ee86⋯.jpg (694.54 KB,1980x2640,3:4,Picsart_23_06_01_12_27_34_….jpg)

>>84002

.....oh

one of THOSE meetings

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 No.84010

File: f4152540fdff98f⋯.jpg (644.54 KB,1980x2640,3:4,Picsart_23_06_01_12_30_07_….jpg)

>>84002

be honest with us.......

have you had the genital reconstructive surgery already?

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 No.84011

>>84008

I'm going to go completely out of character here for a minute

I'm going to keep it completely real

Of course, I always like to joke around and poke fun at people

but?.... in all honesty ?.....

Whoever the dude is in the photograph...

He actually doesn't seem like a bad guy at all

In fact, I bet he's actually pretty cool in real life

He kind of reminds me of my brother back in the late 60s and early 70s

And my brother was cool as shit

I'm actually a really good judge of character, even just by looking at photographs

And I'm confident you are also a really good judge of character, even simply by looking at photographs

And while it would be way too easy to make silly sarcastic comments, the fact of the matter remains:

I'm pretty sure the dude in the photograph would be a lot of fun to go party with

Smoke a bunch of weed and listen to some kick-ass music and just go out on the town fucking with people.. just messing with people.. for the fun of it

I'm pretty sure this dude would be pretty cool hang out with, and we could all probably score some pussy if we met a few sorority sisters at a Tavern

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 No.84012

File: 6b95cc6ff3b07a7⋯.jpg (10.88 KB,240x122,120:61,gI_81858_InventHelp_logo_7….jpg)

>>84002

I really enjoyed your modeling work on the InventHelp commercials

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 No.84013

File: 298f582f0ead135⋯.mp4 (3.53 MB,950x720,95:72,Caveman_HD.mp4)

>>84002

I thought you were excellent in those Geico commercials, as well!!..

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 No.84015

File: e47dea41eafef28⋯.jpg (121.79 KB,737x1106,737:1106,rear_view_of_couple_walkin….jpg)

no... I'm just joking

The truth is :

If he cleaned up his act, shaved the stupid facial hair off, wore a cool jacket, had some badass shoes....

he could easily get tons of pussy

not joking

He would need to exude some self-confidence, but he could easily turn women's heads

But it's not going to happen while he's sitting in a chat room

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 No.84016

File: d1c775198e091b4⋯.jpg (161.32 KB,1080x1121,1080:1121,Picsart_23_06_01_12_58_13_….jpg)

>>84002

Q : doesn't it hurt to drag your knuckles on the sidewalk?

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 No.84017

File: 610d2dfd5eac18f⋯.jpg (758.42 KB,2560x2560,1:1,Picsart_23_06_01_13_00_41_….jpg)

>>84002

you should buy stock in Johnson & Johnson

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 No.84030

>wore a cool jacket, had some badass shoes.

Omfg it like that fucking movie with guy who was the lawyer in breaking bad that when you died your family got a replacement clone of you but the clone was super r type oriented, you all have the same ideas and values to the point where it seems like a fucking hivemind

Your fucking idea of a good world is when your wife can and will go out and fuck other men, you're an example of why the industrial revolution should never be allowed to happen again without a rework of human nature.

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 No.84033

>>84030 keep crying faggot

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 No.84034

>>84033

I hope the leader of Russia evolves their people into something that can live in the nuclear hell they also make

I hope they remember enough about genes to never allow your genetic illness.

How you feel about getting yourself unable to have children?

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 No.84040

>>84034 you can barely type a coherent sentence go back to your own third world country spurg

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 No.84041

File: a2e21289e2f8477⋯.jpg (253.02 KB,736x981,736:981,a592672e7c42786eb60adb9c52….jpg)

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 No.84044

why is this guy having an argument with himself

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 No.84045

>>84040

So not going to get an answer on that making yourself unable make children thing

Wanted to know because if you're r type person that wants offspring means you want to cuck people

How about cutting off the bits of every male slave?

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 No.84047

>>84030

spotted the guy who has never seen a vagina in real life

( and you're talking about Bob Idenkirk's character Better Call Saul)

Bob Odenkirk gets his dick sucked every night by any number of beautiful women

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 No.84048

>>84034

>>84045

I swear to god.....

I have personally known piles of tapeworm infested dog feces that were more intelligent than you

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 No.84051

let em cry

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 No.84054

>>84048

Yeah get ready for tapeworms to be a problem again

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 No.84060

true

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