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File: 93bf7811f8075ad⋯.jpg (55.07 KB,600x411,200:137,touch_pic1.jpg)

 No.83939

TOUCH :

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 No.83940

NOTHINGsexual is going to happen until she is comfortable wit you touching her

and today, I'm going to teach you how to get this pivotal moment accomplished at the very beginning

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 No.83941

but you're going to have to be patient

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 No.83942

File: b55ac232d50e795⋯.jpg (929.16 KB,2411x1628,2411:1628,Picsart_23_05_31_09_48_50_….jpg)

because I'm about to make breakfast for my wife

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 No.83975

I don't care if i ever touch another monkey again i do not want touch via internet

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 No.83976

File: dbdccea2b83bcb5⋯.jpg (174.9 KB,1406x1080,703:540,Picsart_23_05_31_07_16_00_….jpg)

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 No.83977

File: 4582f83830d48d6⋯.mp4 (900.36 KB,426x240,71:40,witchhunt_.mp4)

>>83975

lol @ the WEIRDO

and you pretend like

it's YOUR CHOICE

that no woman will fuck you?

seriously

How's that working for you?

Have you actually fooled yourself?

Because you're not fooling anybody else

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 No.83978

File: 5dc0de6fcbd7ce8⋯.mp4 (3.2 MB,1066x480,533:240,AndroVid_4241.mp4)

>>83975

dude......

you're decidedly Emo

it's gross

you behave like a fat girl

who feels sorry for herself

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 No.83979

I can't believe in 2023

there would still be a pouting

stubborn little child, insisting

he didn't want anybody at his

birthday party

weird as shit child psychology dude

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 No.83980

MAN UP, FATBOY

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 No.83981

by the way, something you might be interested in :

in nature, generally speaking,

only 10% of males in any given species impregnate 90% of the females

while the other 90% of males sit off on the side....

afraid.......

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 No.83982

>>83975

you and your predictable "via the internet" fagshow ?

you are exactly why the 10% of us laugh

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 No.83983

your attempt to mask your obvious fear

and impotence as a "overly- discerning

scrutiny" merely served as a spotlight

on your self-imposed failure

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 No.83984

>>83977

Im very close to talking to a she-nigger

I think if we put what you say to a robot that makes it female and bitchy we got ourselves something

I hope you're a bot now , if not maybe we could copy your brain and make it a bot

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 No.83985

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>83975

stop behaving like a bitch, dude

you're cooler than this

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 No.83986

>>83985

drugs i don't take them

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 No.83989

>>83986

my wife just said, "yeah that's painfully obvious"

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 No.83991

duhhh

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 No.83996

Bitchute embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>83986

>>83989

You can still be addicted to a drug even after rehab and substance abstinence, here: https://web.archive.org/web/20170111002245/http://cracked.com/blog/7-things-you-dont-realize-about-addiction-until-you-quit see #1 I posted the wrong link before.

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 No.84247

>>83986

I can tell, you sound like the biggest faggot I've ever had the displeasure of seeing on my screen. Get a real life you cunt cock or go jump of a bridge. Preferably the latter. I'd rather fuck a nigga spastic newborn than live the way you do

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 No.84248

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