[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / random / 93 / biohzrd / hkacade / hkpnd / tct / utd / uy / yebalnia ]

/random/ - random

shitpost central
Name
Email
Subject
REC
STOP
Comment *
File
Password (Randomized for file and post deletion; you may also set your own.)
Archive
* = required field[▶Show post options & limits]
Confused? See the FAQ.
Embed
(replaces files and can be used instead)
Oekaki
Show oekaki applet
(replaces files and can be used instead)
Options
dicesidesmodifier

Allowed file types:jpg, jpeg, gif, png, webp,webm, mp4, mov, swf, pdf
Max filesize is16 MB.
Max image dimensions are15000 x15000.
You may upload5 per post.


File: fdc301d3573aca7⋯.jpg (118.88 KB,807x1024,807:1024,fdc301d3573aca795374cbf979….jpg)

 No.83796

Hey guy who talks how do you tell a woman that you want to watch her get fucked by horses?

____________________________
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.83810

File: fea199fbadcbad8⋯.jpg (449.2 KB,1600x1200,4:3,Picsart_23_05_29_16_15_20_….jpg)

>>83796

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 𝓟𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻 𝓸𝓯

"𝕀'𝕄 𝕀ℕℂ𝕃𝕀ℕ𝔼𝔻"

Never ask them anything...

TELL THEM....

By asking questions, you are taking a 50/50 chance, and increasing it to a 75% chance they'll say NO

never ASK jack shit

instead, try my lifelong secret :

simply make a STATEMENT....

say"I'M INCLINED TO TELL YOU TO SUCK MY DICK"

And now they know what you want without you ever having asked

in fact, you were very polite and simply mentioned that you are INCLINED to tell them what to do

Try it in real life.. I'm dead fucking serious

Use this technique in any conversation, in a business meeting, at a restaurant when you meet a beautiful woman, at school when you want something from your teacher, when dealing with your parents

the famous IM INCLINED technique works 90% of the time

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.83811

(you would be surprised how many friends I have in real life who thanked me for teaching them that secret)

not joking

dead serious

I used it to get in women's pants many times before you. It's actually my go-to technique I've used since I was a teenager...

"I'm inclined to say take your shirt off."

"I'm inclined to say meet me at 7:30 at the new italian restaurant "

TRY IT.....

you'll get results

I've had women learn the technique after I fucked them, and watched THEM start using the same technique to get what they want out of life...

"I'm inclined to say give me the keys and I'll drive"

you'll see

I have real life Buddies who started using the same technique after they watched me to get my way

What have you got to lose?

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.83812

later tonight?......

I'll teach you the

MOST IMPORTANT PART:

HOW TO INITIATE TOUCH

Nothing sexual is ever going to happen between you and another humanuntil they are comfortable with you TOUCHING THEM

This is the part everybody fucks up on

Even after telling her you're "inclined to tell her to dress in something classy but sexy when she meets you at the restaurant", there's STILL the biggest hurdle of all :

TOUCHING

for generations, we've all known the classic stereotypical scene in a movie theater:

the guy sitting next to the woman, trying to figure out the right time to put his arm around her for the first time...

We've all seen it played out on television many times before:

the guy pretends like he's yawning and stretching his arms, and he tries to sneak his arm around her shoulder

the MOST uncomfortable, obvious, predictable, stale moment

Every Woman knows it's coming from the minute they've been asked out on a date

They've seen it many many times before

They're anticipating it, and they're waiting to see what technique you will use

It can be so uncomfortable that it's a Make It or Break It moment

BUT I WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO MAKE IT COMFRTABLE FOR THEM

I WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO MAKE IT CHARMING.... SWEET.... UNFORGETTABLE

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.83813

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I'm going to teach you how to make the first touch UNIQUE, SINCERE, AND FASCINATING for them

they'll tell all their friends about it

(they'll end up telling their friends "that was the moment they knew you were the right one")

And it's really so simple even a caveman can do it

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.83815

File: 995e66cd54edfcf⋯.jpg (259.79 KB,1080x1370,108:137,Picsart_23_05_29_16_59_49_….jpg)

by the way, there's no sense even wasting your time with a woman if you're the type of douchebag who needs to continually try to convince yourself that you are superior to other people

There's absolutely nothing Superior about you whatsoever

You're actually a piece of shit

And if you don't have a realistic humility, nobody's going to give you the time of day

That's exactly why you've spent this entire holiday weekend sitting all by yourself staring at a computer

Because obviously, whatever you've been trying, it hasn't worked

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.83816

>>83813

The butt rape is acoming? Yea?

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.83817

>>83815

I think this is a great time to find out what genes you don't like in your own population

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.83873

>>83869

same logic for a every other thing

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.83886

>>83796

>>83873

"I want to teach you a new meaning to the words animal husbandry."

Q) Why didn't the brony talk while he was fucking his favorite toy?

A) 'Cause he was feeling a little hoarse.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.83891

>>83886

You ever seen breaking the quiet?

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.83987

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.

 No.84683

>>83891

I haven't watched Breaking the Quiet yet or the other movie.

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.



[Return][Go to top][Catalog][Nerve Center][Random][Post a Reply]
Delete Post [ ]
[]
[ / / / / / / / / / / / / / ] [ dir / random / 93 / biohzrd / hkacade / hkpnd / tct / utd / uy / yebalnia ]