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That's funny my mother gives me pot sometimes because she drinks and she doesn't like the idea of me not having an addiction while she does

>>83150

the night you were conceived, your mother and father had no "noble aspirations" whatsoever

they certainly weren't thinking, "let's make love and create a child"

nope.....

that's not how life works... that's NOT how you were created...

the night you were conceived, your mother was paying your father back for protecting her and helping her financially

Basically, your mother was turning a trick

No matter the nature of their relationship, the fact remains that your mother decided to spread her fucking leg and let your father get his money's worth

>>83150

that's right.....

just like all pregnancies, your mother got there by being an "anything goes" whore

and when I say "whore", I'm not just tossing vernacular about... no sir...

I mean "whore" as in: PROSTITUTE

She relied on your father for money and she spread her legs and let him blow his worthless loads into her like a common fucking prostitute

>>83150

And I promise the moment your father ejaculated into her that night, he thought to himself, "take that, you stupid worthless prostitute garbage can"

>>83150

just lime all men do

when they're extracting sexual favors as repayment for financial assistance, we all take it to its most primal reality :

SHES A PROSTITUTE

>>83182

Are you insulting me?

>>83150

just like ALL men do

We help them out with money and other things, and they pay us back with their holes and their throats

and THATS how you were born

>>83150

that's how EVERYBODY is born

KILLCEN = CARTMAN