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 No.82949

if you know you know

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 No.82967

>>82949

You would make a much better fat teenage piglet girl shopping at Hot Topic then you would an adult male

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 No.82968

Have you ever noticed that since the '70s, awkward young men who don't know how to get a girlfriend always seem to spray paint themselves with pre-packaged trendy cheesy "skulls and demons" bullshit imagery, thinking it makes them look intimidating, oblivious to the fact that it makes girls laugh even louder at them...

It reminds me of the Walmart Halloween Department decorations

There's nothing intimidating about unoriginality

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 No.82969

Guys who don't get any pussy think black clothing with skulls and crossbones and heavy metal satanic rock music attracts girls

But girls realize those are the signatures of little boys who masturbate and resent the world afterwards

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 No.82970

THERESNOTHINGINTIMIDATING ABOUT A CHEESY WASHED-UP FASHION TREND....

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 No.82972

File: 1fc44bfc2a54c38⋯.jpg (306.25 KB,1242x739,1242:739,img_2260.jpg)

File: ff005010fa1d041⋯.jpg (109.13 KB,1440x864,5:3,Metal_Art_GettyImages_7450….jpg)

File: 211595fadc798d6⋯.jpg (82.83 KB,700x389,700:389,Teens_Heavy_Metal_Youth_Ro….jpg)

Notice how none of these guys has a girlfriend

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 No.82973

SKULLS & DEMONS =INSECURITY

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 No.82974

I think you'll eventually discover that human psychology never really advances much farther than basic child psychology

It's transparent overcompensation, trying to spray paint one's self with (what they believe to be) "intimidating" imagery....

predictable imagery....

The same predictable cheesy skulls and crossbones and demons and satanic hogwash.. totally contrived and embarrassing

Q: why would a man want to spraypaint himself with "intimidating" imagery?

A: to hide the insecure awkward coward hiding behind the fashion trend

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 No.82975

Dice rollRolled 2 (1d2)

>>82972

There females in those pics

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 No.82976

FACT : you will NEVER attract a girl by "acting tough"

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 No.82977

>>82975

two females total

and they are NOT fucking any of those angry sexually frustrated awkward Misfit males

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 No.82978

>>82975

IMPORTANT :

It's embarrassing enough when a man feels the need to hide behind a tacky cheesy talentless fashion trend

but when you find a FEMALE that does it, trust me: she's UNCOOL AS FUCK

Those are the exact type of girls you don't want to associate with, because they don't even know who or what they are

They are also awkward misfit GEEK LOSERS, who are no fun in bed, and if somebody told them eating dog shit was an intimidating fashion trend, they would get a feces Grill

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 No.82979

SELF CONFIDENCE

that's what women find attractive

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 No.82980

People can spot the telltale signatures of insecurity and a lack of self confidence from a mile away....

And nobody is attracted to insecurity

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 No.82981

File: c8be3b55676d176⋯.jpg (190.26 KB,1943x1080,1943:1080,Picsart_23_05_12_18_44_51_….jpg)

RE: 𝔖𝔎𝔈𝔏𝔈𝔗𝔒𝔑 vs 𝔖𝔨𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔱𝔬𝔫

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 No.82982

File: e6a085ed85e9619⋯.jpg (162.78 KB,1943x1080,1943:1080,Picsart_23_05_12_18_45_58_….jpg)

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 No.82983

if you ever meet a female who's into the "Satanic"FASHION TREND

Who has no clue who or what he is, and he will hide behind fashion trends instead of defining herself

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 No.82984

oops

SHE* not HE

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 No.82985

okay.... my wife will be here in 5 minutes

we're making one of our famous trademark delicious vegan dinners tonight, drinking some $160 single malt scotch, smoking some amazing indica, watching a movie perhaps, and then crashing early because we are volunteering at a local no-kill animal shelter first thing in the morning

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 No.82986

OBSERVATION :

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty damn sure you are attempting to grow facial hair

DON'T

shave it off... it looks stupid

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 No.82987

There are only two reasons a man will ever grow facial hair :

1: they're worried they don't appear masculine enough

2: they're trying to hide a diminutive chin

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 No.82988

trust me:

women already know you're male

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 No.82989

you don't need to try to oversell it with facial hair

especially when you can't grow full facial hair in the first place

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 No.82990

FACIAL HAIR = INSECURE

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 No.82991

But like I said, I very well might be wrong

I've been wrong many times before, and I'm sure I will be wrong again in the future

So if I am indeed mistaken, and you aren't trying to grow facial hair, then in the future always remember what I taught you about insecure men and facial hair

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 No.82992

By the way, when I was a child my mother is the one who taught me about insecure men and facial hair.. and my mother was the smartest person I've ever known in my life, even smarter than my Quantum physicist friends in Atlanta

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 No.82993

No matter what you think you know, trust me.. women are turned off bipacial hair for many reasons. First and foremost because it's filthy. Facial hair is a sponge for bacteria, fungus and viruses...

Facial hair is like having a petri dish attached to your face

PLUS, men grow facial hair because they feel they do not appear masculine enough, insecurity.. and insecurity turns women off

Men also grow facial hair to hide facial flaws, like a small chin.. again, this is simply nothing more than insecurity

SELF CONFIDENCE = the most attractive feature on any human, no matter what they look like.. no matter how short or how tall or how fat or skinny, no matter how diminutive their chin may be, if they are Buck tooth, if they have crossed eyes and a big bulbous nose and ears that stick out like airplane wings...

It doesn't matter

because SELF CONFIDENCE is what people gravitate to

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 No.83017

<Anon correctly nails it on the head @ OPs attempt to grow facial hair

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 No.83018

File: b1b9b05c22cb4dc⋯.jpg (740.32 KB,1280x786,640:393,zero_respect_for_your_cult….jpg)

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