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 No.82926

100 22 count Burpee Push Ups:

((1 Burpee, 1 Push Up, 2 Knee Kicks Ins, 1 Push Up, 2 Knee Kick Ins, 1 Push Up, 2 Knee Kick Ins, 1 Push Up, 2 Knee Kick In, 1 Push Up all at once, get back up that's 1 rep did this 100 times))

100 Burpees

400 Knee Kick Ins

500 Push Ups =

1000 reps

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 No.82927

File: df3ee8f4e6b9714⋯.jpg (80.48 KB,684x917,684:917,name6.jpg)

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 No.82930

>>82926

yet you can't fight and you can't fuck

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 No.82931

File: 6ed9b1c172998b7⋯.jpg (1.38 MB,2398x2267,2398:2267,20220924_155534_HDR_3.jpg)

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 No.82932

>>82926

You have the handwriting of a mentally ill person. I'm guessing it's bipolar?

When were you diagnosed with bipolar disorder?

How long did it take you to be approved for welfare benefits?

Will you suck a dick if the guy pretends to be your friend?

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 No.82933

>>82931

ahhhh...... mommy's back yard

that's adorable

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 No.82934

>>82931

AGAIN: YOU CANT FUCK AND YOU CANT FIGHT

When I broke your nose, you would suddenly realize you're not a superhero after all, and you would begin trying to negotiate oral sex in exchange for me agreeing not to punch you in the face again

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 No.82935

Your handwriting is somewhere between a bipolar 16 year old boy and an emotionally unstable 14 year old girl

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 No.82936

Either Israel is your prospective boyfriend, (some guy you can't take your eyes off of at the gym) or you're too stupid to realize Israel's independence day is May 14th, 2 days from now

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 No.82937

Only homosexuals workout. Sorry but it's true

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 No.82938

Even in prison, only homosexuals workout

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 No.82939

I know, because I actually went to prison

I served 12 months in a state prison for beating the shit out of a guy a lot bigger and tougher than you

He was half my age and twice my size, and I beat the fucking shit out of him

And I don't lift weights or do any of that gay shit you're wasting your time with, trying to convince yourself that you're a man

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 No.82940

>>82931

When your mother comes home from work, tell her to fix that shitty fence in the backyard.. maybe she can find somebody masculine enough to repair it for her correctly, instead of that cheap-ass nigger-rigged 2 x 4

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 No.82941

INSECURITY :

THE ONLY REASON YOU WORKOUT

YOU PERCEIVE YOURSELF AS INFERIOR

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 No.82942

>>82926

Your stupid photograph of a calendar showsNINE DAYS

But only one of the days has a workout routine written into it

Meaning yesterday is the first and only day you've ever worked out

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 No.82943

>>82926

tell your mother that for the low price of only $50, I will come fix that leaning fence I'm her back yard... (and I'll throw YOUR ass out on the street free of charge)

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 No.82946

I can honestly say I've never met a self-confident person who was consumed with the concept of improving themselves

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 No.82948

I've never met anybody who was confident that felt they weren't good enough

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 No.82950

facts: the reason you're not good enough is becauseyou obviously don't think you're good enough

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 No.82951

People can look in your eyes and see that you don't believe in yourself

Children can help you don't believe in yourself

Men can tell you don't believe in yourself

And most importantly, WOMEN can definitely tell that you are insecure

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 No.82952

I've never met a heterosexual man who works out

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 No.82999

I can do like 60 pull ups and 300 push ups

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