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 No.82881

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 No.82882

File: 9e9018238208d64⋯.jpg (28.51 KB,372x650,186:325,4338667.jpg)

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 No.82886

lol @ an unemployed adult male who begins his day by posting proof that he gets no pussy

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 No.82887

almost all of my real-life friends get tons of pussy.... always have... these are guys I've known for decades, some of them have been my buddies for over 40 years...

none of us sit around surfing for images and videos of women.

we don't sit around downloading and uploading images and videos of women

we don't go to OnlyFans

we don't care

why would we?

we get pussy

so why would we?

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 No.82888

dude........

believe it or not

looking at photos & videos

doesn't hold a candle to FUCKING THEM

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 No.82889

you might be amazed

how much more rewarding

a woman's actual physical touch can be

than touching yourself

............................while staring at pics

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 No.82890

and dude it's SO FUCKING EASY

even the BIGGEST Losers can still get a woman

ugly guys, stupid guys, broke bums, criminals, niggers, lowlifes... even THEY can easily charm the pants off women... obviously...

so what makes YOU less capable than a stupid nigger?

if even a nigger or merchant can attract a woman, then WHY CANTYOU?

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 No.82891

File: 0b3a6fb836573f9⋯.jpg (223.57 KB,1080x1887,360:629,Picsart_23_05_12_09_38_01_….jpg)

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 No.82892

File: 5deb73b2faade85⋯.jpg (875.46 KB,1920x2560,3:4,IMG_20120728_214545.jpg)

File: 331a440ae6a7715⋯.jpg (937.8 KB,1920x2560,3:4,IMG_20120728_195944.jpg)

hint:

post actual photographs that YOU TOOK

Photos you took of girls you fucked, just like these..

Photographs with actual stories behind them, instead of just downloading somebody else's story...

back in 2012, I had just gotten out of prison, and I hadn't located an apartment yet, so I booked a hotel room on the Northside of town (the nice area) for a month, and went to Longhorn Steaks for their bourbon marinated salmon (which is delicious) and Allison was my server...

she ended up serving me much more than just dinner

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 No.82893

.......it's a funny human phenomenon:

For some crazy reason, as soon as women hear you just got out of prison, they suddenly want to fuck

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 No.82894

File: 28279f446b3db80⋯.jpg (27.72 KB,350x398,175:199,shanna_is_cool_as_fuck.jpg)

File: 249d621ba8161e4⋯.jpg (51.17 KB,464x500,116:125,shanna.jpg)

and then there was Shanna.....

long story..... trust me

LONG STORY

Too long to tell you at this moment

but Iwilltell you that Shanna is funny as shit

she's a wildchild, a loose cannon, a tornado who refuses to conform, and simply doesn't give a flying fuck what anybody thinks or says....

whenever we'd go anywhere, she would GUARANTEE hijinks and hilarity

she'd make everybody blush

she created a funny chaotic hurricaine behind her wherever she went

she has BALLS... she will tell people like EXACTLY what she thinks about them, right to their fucking face

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 No.82895

are they supermodels? hahaha no not quite

but they were both amazing in bed

AMAZING

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 No.82896

But I just don't understand the psychology of this thread, because if I couldn't get any pussy, and I had to Resort to going online and downloading images of girls... I don't I think I'd want to advertise my failure by creating threads to show everybody what I've been jacking off to lately

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 No.82897

File: 298472b10872f70⋯.jpg (87.89 KB,560x581,80:83,5.jpg)

I was in another city, painting a mural for a nightclub, and this chick ended up sucking my dick, and I ended up not painting a God damn thing for 2 days while I tire her down

You'd be amazed how often you cross paths with women whowillfuck you, but you'll never know because you never seize opportunities...

You think you can just sit there and they're going to come looking for you

When you're standing in line at a grocery store, there's at least a 50% chance the woman standing in front of you in line will fuck you

You'll never know.. because you're too afraid to try

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 No.82898

You can try to distract with stories about "not needing love", or how it's your choice.... but it's landing on deaf ears

because I've been on planet Earth too long to be fooled by distraction techniques

no matter what you say:

The only thing standing between you and pussy is FEAR

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 No.82899

Uncertainty and fear

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 No.82900

I took the photographs I've shown today

those were just random average women on random average days

chicks I met out in public

not big love affairs, not girlfriends...

just chicks I met out in public, and obviously it's not that hard to get them into bed.... it's easy as shit...

if a loser like ME can do it, them certainly YOU can do it, too

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 No.82902

sad little virgins

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 No.82904

File: e527cc77029599d⋯.jpg (2.32 MB,3600x2403,400:267,formula_lead.jpg)

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 No.82909

>>82902

they're not truly "sad"

just feeling sorry for themselves

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 No.82910

File: fefc6aa0adc9e0c⋯.jpg (1.29 MB,4032x3024,4:3,4bfe281921c8222210698bcf9b….jpg)

This is the exact same car my father bought for my mother in 1970

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 No.82911

File: b21cc35af83e089⋯.jpg (75.21 KB,735x413,105:59,de265a5c96eb83518a2de255c3….jpg)

same color, same everything

dad was a cool motherfucker, and my mother looked badass driving that Firebird

hers had cream leather interior

and it was a REAL musclecar

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 No.82912

File: eeee5cdd3b1ad47⋯.jpg (35.01 KB,390x280,39:28,andrews_joint_base_md_sept….jpg)

......in Memphis, before Memphis became a toilet

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 No.82913

File: ff39150ce4d4dcf⋯.png (2.46 MB,1125x2001,375:667,b6a5d2a88d777d9f82ebe7617b….png)

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 No.82914

those days were AMAZING!!!!

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 No.82915

a good example of how much FUN Shanna is:

one night, we got hungry, and there was a Red Lobster Restaurant right down the street, so we got dressed and went to eat...

the Restaurant was PACKED, so we decided to order it to go, so sat at the bar for cocktails while we waited...

on our way out, Shanna saw a family sitting at a table... a somewhat nerdy conservative uptight looking businessman type, with his wife and kids...

Shanna walked right up to them, sat in the father's lap, and said,"OOOOH, THAT LOOKS GOOD!!"and she grabbed one of his shrimp off the plate, and popped it in her mouth...

the guy's wife and kids were stupefied

not joking... their mouths were hanging open.... like WTF KABOOM !!

Shanna said,"yummmmm it IS good!"and said "thanks!" as she punched him in the arm, like he was her best friend...

the entire Restaurant got quiet

I was laughing so hard I almost fell over as I followed her out the front door

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 No.82916

Shanna doesn't give a FLYING FUCK what anybody thinks about her

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