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>>82617

EAT SHIT, WHITE TRASH

>>82617

LOL @ you never amounting to anything in your life

>>82617

you disenfranchised YOURSELF

>>82617

you've always blamed others

for your own SELF-IMPOSED FAILURES & INADEQUACIES

>>82617

you pout and moan about being marginalized by others

>>82617

YOU MARGINALIZED YOURSELF, LOSER

>>82617

YOU : the only reason why you are a failure

>>82617

the stupid unaccomplished lazy life failure

and his lack of power or authority

weak.... slow... broke.... stupid....

>>82617

lol @ "rise"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

that's funny... coming from YOU...

>>82618

who hurt you

go outside

>>82627

FUCK YOU, TRAILER TRASH

>niggers

>>82628

HAHHAHAHA!!! THATS HILARIOUS!!

BECAUSE IAMOUTSIDE, FAGGOT

>>82630

you're GARBAGE.....

you make us whites look like niggers

100% true

you're garbage

>>crackers

cope harder tranny

cry me a river slut

"COPE HARDER" saidnobody who ever got any pussy before

the trend-follwing imageboard parrot repeats the imageboard mantra of sexual failure

AGAIN : YOU ARE THE REASON YOU GET NO PUSSY

YOU ARE THE REASON YOU ARE MARGINALIZED

NOT NIGGERS, NOT MEXICANS, NOT merchantS, NOT DEMOCRATS, NOT HUNTER BIDEN........ "YOU"

I am dying I have never seen someone so angry and adorable

kek

PROOF OF OBLIVION :

Somehow thinks other people would "become angry" that YOU get no pussy

You aren't very good at reading people online

I'm not even vaguely angry about anything whatsoever, particularly not your life failure

In fact, I think it's ridiculous

you are still larping over this my guy

AS IN:RIDICULING YOU

>mad forever

larping?

There you go again with your trendy little image board catchphrases, further proving that I am correct when I say that you are an unaccomplished image board douchebag who seeks a sense of belonging somehow, but since you're not capable of doing it in real life, here you are repeating trendy catch phrases like a parrot

I WILL WIRE-TRANSFER $500 CASH TO YOU RIGHT NOW

If you can take a photograph of your girlfriend holding up a piece of paper with my name on it in the next 5 minutes

and it pisses you off everytime this is fun

5 minutes is plenty of time. If you're married, it doesn't have to be a girlfriend.. it can be your wife.. I don't mind

You have five entire minutes to ask your wife to hold up a piece of paper with my name on it, take a quick photograph, and upload it

AND ILL GIVE YOU $500 IMMEDIATELY

I'm completely serious. I'm not joking at all

maybe

>>82651

lol dude..... my wife gave me almost 2 hours of deepthroat this morning

hahaha ANGRY ?.... MAD ?...

Again, it's hilarious you don't know how to attract women

shes a very submissive slut

You've still got 3 minutes

2 minutes

pussy seems to be very important for you is it a coping mechanism

You're about to fail to meet the 5-minute deadline

And forfeit the $500 money wire transfer

However, there's a consolation deal

I will money wire transfer $50 to you if you can produce a photograph of your girlfriend with her arm around you holding up a sign with my name on it, saying I suck

times up

I just wasted 5 minutes of your time

thanks for the laughs though anon

HERES THE NEW DEAL :

Since you weren't man enough to earn an easy $500 today, I am now offering you the video game sissy consolation prize :

I will money wire transfer $50 directly to you when you can upload a photograph of your girlfriend putting her arm around you, holding up a piece of paper, with written insults about me

Of course nobody's holding their breath

Consider this an open ended offer..

So if you're ever able to find even a fat and ugly desperate Pig woman willing to stand next to you for 15 seconds, even if it's 5 or 10 years from now.. take a photograph and I'll give you $50 for being a big boy

>>82662

and thank YOU for demonstrating what unoriginal humans behave like when they're bored and incapable of developing their own original thoughts

Even if it's 10 or 15 years from now, who knows? Maybe one day, some really stupid desperate woman might actually consider you to be interesting for some reason

Quickly take a photograph before she changes her mind

And you'll learn 50 Big Boy dollars

lets see here

Who gives a fuck about Hunter Biden or Joe Biden or the Democrats or the Republicans or the left or the right or the black or the white or the up or the down or the inside or the out?

BORING

What's that got to do with getting pussy?

You really need to try to develop a talent.. try to work on developing some kind of skill other than following trendy video game sissy online chat room Behavior

anal is underrated

the younger she is the tighter she is

>>82673

Not necessarily true

>>82673

I'm guessing you probably think women's labia is created by having too much sex?

Since you're such a trendy little Trend follower, I would imagine the trendy terminology ROASTIE was like a sex education class for you?

I am guessing your wife is the dominant one

>>82677

lol @ you actually thinking dominant versus submissive actually matters

that'sYOURunresolved emotional baggage from your childhood.. not ourison

HINT: asexual weirdos will focus on stupid superfluous distractions, like dominant over submissive, because it has nothing to do with sex whatsoever, and everything to do with unresolved issues from their childhood

Inner conflict about inferiority

does your drive for pussy come from trauma or your desire to prove something to yourself or someone

Jeffrey Epstein had a strange habit, not particularly cool, not particularly funny, but he thought it was hilarious for some stupid reason :

We all know Epstein would fly scientists and philosophers and Quantum physicists to his Island for speaking engagements and of course we all suspect much more after they were finished speaking....

But most people don't realize Jeffrey Epstein had a weird creepy habit, that he thought was a really funny knee slapper hilarious joke :

when these invited dignitaries got up to speak, he would always interrupt them with the same question:

"WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH GETTING PUSSY?"

He would do it all the time.. interrupting his invited dignitaries in the middle of their lecture....

"what's that got to do with getting pussy?"

He thought it was hilarious! He particularly thought it was funny because these dignitaries had been flown out to speak, and once they got up at the lectern, he thought it was outrageously hilarious to interrupt them, showing disregard for the topic they were discussing, and ask them, "what's any of this got to do with getting pussy?"

>>82681

I'm not surprised you don't understand heterosexuality

Would you be surprised if I told you I know the reason behind your LACK thereof?

I dont associate with faggots or condone mental illness

or minorities for that matter

HINT: what you perceive to be abnormal, what you refer to as "sex drive" is the most basic primary fundamental function of your existence, but you don't have one, which means you are a Cancer to the human race

>>82685

You don't need to keep trying to sell me on it.. I get it.. I get it.. you're gay and you have an inferiority complex.. I get it

The only reason you exist is to reproduce, you worthless pile of cell division gone wrong

You forgot to mention females..

And in fact, females should come first

You go out of your way to avoid females, faggots, the mentally ill, and minorities

but PRIMARILY FEMALES

In fact, you don't really interact with many humans at all, which is proven by your image board parrot trendy catchphrase patterns

survive and multiply indeed

you seem to be very interested in love

HOW TO SPOT THE MISFIT:

Simple.. they actually use trendy imageboard catxhphrases in their vocabulary

You'll never see me using one of those trendy phrases

WHY YOU EXIST :

You don't exist to build spaceships or develop a cure for arthritis or write a novel or even repeat trendy catch phrases in an empty chat room like a douche board brain injured orangutan

nope......

You exist for the same reason plants exist, fish exist, birds exist, fungus exists

YOU EXIST TO EXIST

you like being a rebel and not following any trend why is that in your case

so they will still exist a thousand years from now

YOU EXIST TO REPRODUCE

Mold spores exfoliate, fish spawn, trees pollinate....

and humans FUCK

and you're a very active user in this site I am sure you think freedom of speech is very important

You are quite literally nothing more than a sex machine

A temperature controlled semen transport unit

>>82700

site?....... a SITE?....

This is a site?

... ....well DAMN.......

I thought it was a toilet this whole time

>>82701

that sounds very limited

and the most ancient and primitive way of looking at life

YOURONLY FUNCTION is to REPRODUCE

Thank our lucky stars we don't have to worry about spawning or exfoliating

see woman bang woman bang rocks oo ahh

>>82703

I think you'll find reproducing has its limitations

Indeed

It doesn't involve video games or sucking another guy's dick

did someone feed you this view or did you come up with this on your own

>>82707 have not cared about video games for a while they bore me

generally consuming content gets very stale

>>82706

LOL @ YOUR RATIONALUZATION

So you're trying the old timeless "it's MY CHOICE that I can't figure out how to convince a woman to suck my dick" technique?

REALLY?

Don't you realize that's the oldest excuse in the book? Pretending like it's your choice that no woman will fuck you

alas.. .. existence itself is quite stale, even from the very beginning. We just usually don't realize it until we have a chance to reflect

I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm going to help my wife chop up some garlic

didn't take long for me to realize it after a while everything starts to mesh together

And while I'm chopping garlic, I would like you to bask in your weird creepy awkward rationalizations for approaching yet another without finding a chick to suck your dick and share your existence with..

Another weekend without an emotional or sexual companion? Without a best friend who happens to spread her legs?

You keep rolling those Mr Spock rationalizations around in your head and I'm going to chop up a couple cloves of garlic

you study to work serve almost your whole life to maintain yourself in old age until you drop

fun

>>82714

Your chances become exponentially minimalized with each passing moment.. you seem to think you can continue sitting on your hands and things are going to continue getting better

>>82715 I never really felt a need for love honesty

I'm not insulting you. I'm simply telling you the truth you probably need to hear

WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT POLITICS?

WHATS THAT GOT TO DO WITH GETTING PUSSY, DUDE?

S N A P O U T O F I T

didn't much care to look for it either so it is interesting talking to soneone who seems to really be enveloped by it

>>82720

you got pretty political I originally posted this as bait

I don't much care for it either

>>82719

Bullshit. That's your fake ass defense mechanism. Now shut the fuck up for a few minutes and let me chop this garlic I'll be back in a little while. You ought to listen to some music and think about how I just identified your defense mechanism, and you thought you were going to fool me

Listen to some music and look at yourself in the mirror I'll be back later. You're not fooling anybody

or most things

>>82722

Fucking hate politics

>>82724 musics for troons

and emos

lol @ emo

hahahaha

Obviously you have no idea who Nick Lowe or Dave Edmunds are.. you must not know who Declan McManus or Jeff Lynne are...

Emo? You've got to be kidding me

I think you'd be amazed how fast you would change your tune and drop your defense mechanisms, but obviously you're not the one who's going to make the first move

That self-defutist. You're shooting yourself in the foot if you think you can sit there and wait for someone to come find you

You're going to have to put a little bit of effort into it, but when she looks you in the eyes and tells you she thinks you're brilliant and she loves you?

You're going to stop and think about today's conversation and realize how childish you just sounded

But if you're telling me that you have reinvented the art of being a human, forgive me if I almost swallow my tongue while laughing

nope....

You're not fooling anyone. You do not desire an existence without being recognized. Without being rewarded for your good qualities

You do not desire an existence void of admiration or emotional companionship or support, simply somebody who's got your back

nope....

NICK LOWEISNTEMO

That song is from the '70s, because he's Dave Edmund's bassist

If you don't know who Dave Evans or Nick Lowe are, it wouldn't surprise me honestly....

they are relatively unknown to the general consumer masses

however:

if you asked FAMOUS MUSICIANS WHOTHEIRFAVORITE MUSICIANS ARE:

DAVE EDMUNDS NICK LOWE, JEFF LYNNE.... these names will pop up almost every time

>>82730 not waiting for anyone though

musics usually a means for coping for our emotions

either bringing back memories or dealing with emotional trauma/turmoil

what you called an EMO song

is actually THE PUREST, MOST UNADULTERATED, BRUTALLY HONEST, ELEGANT SONGS EVER....

it's SO pure....

You can actually hear the saliva in Nick Lowe's mouth as he pronunciates the words:

It's so raw and simple and direct.. it's completely humble and honest and clear..

It has nothing to do with convincing yourself with false defense mechanisms

And everything to do with life

You really owe it to yourself to listen to the song One More Time, and keep an open mind about it

( I'm actually considering creating a remake of this song)

Like I said, there's something about hearing the spit in his mouth as he sings that kind of blows my mind

>>82734

hahahaha

lol sure it is, dude

There you go again with your catchphrases.. coping.. then you mentioned emotions.. you seem to be very focused on your defense mechanisms and anal retentive barriers that you've created, thinking everything fits into a box

>>82736 you really enjoy consuming music

to praise something to that degree

trust me, dude......

I have never " turned to music to cope with any emotions "

You seem to think the world functions on the level of a 12 year old girl

You also obviously don't understand music

No wonder women don't like you.. you would be so uncool to party with

Going out to a nightclub with you would be such a drag. You would guarantee nobody got laid

>>82738

music is MATH

Math that becomes art

>>82742 so do you use it as an escape or a means to pass the time

Obviously you've never taken Brown sassafras MDA and gone to a 3-day race

You think it's about having unresolved emotional baggage and soothing a broken heart? That's just like something a little girl would say

I bet you're into Goth......

Going to a nightclub with you would be horrible!!

you would RUIN a rave

also what does math and music have to do with eachother you either have alot of free time or drugs

or both

>>82744 goth girls and themes are very troubled and depressed for the sake of being dark and agonizing I don't really care for it

>>82743

you would RUIN a Rave, dude

You seriously need to relax and learn to lighten up and maybe somebody might think you're not a douchebag one of these days

>>82744 cracker I am so much the life of the party that I end up being banned from the party pull up

>>82747

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

That's honestly the first thing you said today that I agreed with

Although I think you were a little bit too reserved, perhaps

You forgot to mention how unoriginal and played out it is, how embarrassing and how effeminate and predictably chosen by douchebags who can't come up with their own ideas

one of those whore stenched techno houses

>>82749

I find that hard to believe, to be quite honest with you

And I'm not being mean, nor am I insulting you

>>82750 we haven't cared about originality

in a long time

>>82752 you'd be surprised

>>82751

I've been to many many many raves, both big and small, planned and spontaneous, from California to Orlando, and several in between.. and I can honestly say I don't know what the fuck you're talking about whore stenched houses?

What does that even mean?

.... other than your resentment towards females? I really don't understand what trying to say

yep.....

I've had the most amazing exhilarating memorable Exquisite moments of my life occur at Rave parties

But I get it.. here we go again.. you don't like women.. I get it

Nobody would ever even use the bizarre term "whore stench" unless they had some kind of unresolved issues and they manifested with a false air of resentment towards women

>>82755 you haven't been to all of em

>>82758 I don't mind them though you seem to admire them

>>82759

I've been to the ones that mattered, my "resentful towards females" friend

>>82756

I am gonna guess that is where you lost your virginity and where you gained your lust

Apparently it's YOU you didn't make it to the important ones, or it would have changed your life

>>82761 you need to widen your horizon get into the obscure shit

niggers

>>82765 get into more weird shit