No.8229
Hi, I do the craziest shit I can think of to try and get fired so I can die but They keep promoting me. I'm so broken and sad. Anyway, whats the craziest thing you've done to make the pain better?
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No.8230
I fucked this guys wife in his corvette and accidentally rear ended some guy and then forgot to pay for the damages. What a goof? I married the bitch though. She is still alive though, which sucks. thought I was on a roll there. Pic related but the corvette was brown. but look at all that room jack! I had that bitch every which away, until I hat that guy. anyway, now you go.
I'm on an amtrack so I might lose signal.
actually tonight I'm, in a big stupid concrete building so i have to go to the roof to post. have to spend all night with this dumb bitch I hate. she wants me to die so she can get my job but I'm not gonna die. She'll be so pissed in eight years. hahaha. brb.
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No.8283
Also, I gambled with some mob guys and lost. I didn't believe them when they said they would kill my wife and children but joke was on me. hahahaha, good times.
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No.8352
also I let a Epstien bro talk at my convention. whos gonna notice.
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No.8398
Try to wake up a liberal friend very set on climbing to the upper echelons.
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No.8444
I falsified emails to make phoney warrants for FISA. Ooopps!? Call me Clinesmith
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No.8456
>>8444 (TRIPS Check'd!)
I just landed a shit that was so massive, it was the size and shape of Florida... I practically had to stand up to deliver it... seriously, Norse Sagas will be written about it.... I knew it was gonna be huge when I had to strip naked beforehand... fists clenched, body sweating and shaking... it seriously smelt like rotten prawns left laying out in the mid-summer sun for a week... it had glowing eyes of corn as well (I dunno when I last ATE corn - FUCK!) It stood up and was so long it nearly toppled out of the bowl, which I thought was gonna crack... I gagged - violently. My neighbours called out, worried I might need an ambulance. I think I tore something inside - Jesus. I had to stomp that fucker down with MULTIPLE flushes. Plus I ran out of paper. Afterwards, I just sat shivering in the shower, sobbing. No more Scottish family restaurant food for me for a while, I think... just thought you should know about my day...
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No.8509
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No.8639
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No.8928
I made a video on merchanttube about loving israel and got banned for hate speech.
true story
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No.8943
>>8928
Joel Stein? Is that you? I used to read your stuff in TV guide. hope you are well.
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No.9021
I went to this guy's island and now my ass hurts
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No.9083
I opened a store in a soros controlled city
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No.9094
my ancestors fled berlin germany to berlin ohio after kristallnacht. I didn't think it could happen again. i was so wrong
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No.9154
>>8229
"Killemala wont stop shitting everywhere"
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