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File: 30c3b5df2dac960⋯.jpg (120.6 KB,1000x711,1000:711,corpse_starch_farts.jpg)

 No.81944 [Last50 Posts]

some kind of metal box?

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 No.81945

File: f28e7594cb6b4ef⋯.jpg (150.06 KB,1000x1000,1:1,CABBAGE.jpg)

CABBAGE!

>CABBAGE!

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 No.81946

File: 52c3261c7281386⋯.jpg (157.64 KB,1000x1000,1:1,inb4_neptune_talks_about_w….jpg)

calm your voice to text, there are lots of ladies who serve the Empruh!

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 No.81947

File: b3dab8559a45cca⋯.jpg (191.27 KB,1000x1000,1:1,you_better_like_the_empruh.jpg)

This is an Imperial Sector, Xenos and Traitors keep warping

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 No.81948

File: 512137120c0f406⋯.jpg (211.79 KB,1000x1001,1000:1001,foward_this_chain_sword_or….jpg)

I'm doing this for free and for fun, I don't work for GW/GeeDubs

I am going to buy Leviathan.

I am probably the only real person on this board.

So I post for teh Empruh!

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 No.81949

File: b1e4c04135c13fd⋯.jpg (63.28 KB,512x640,4:5,better_have_ice_cream_clow….jpg)

Twisted Fucking Metal? With Anthony Mackie?

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 No.81957

>>81946

............no there AREN'T

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 No.81958

VIDEOGAMES = THE POLAR OPPOSITE OF HETEROSEXUALITY

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 No.81959

lol Wendy just grabbed my dick and said "I prefer YOUR Warhammer, baby!"

hahahahaha nice

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 No.81974

File: 8b666bc4c56816f⋯.jpg (190.01 KB,800x1633,800:1633,get_a_lady_they_said.jpg)

File: 4515b88e96435c5⋯.jpg (176.98 KB,1000x1000,1:1,laaaaaaaadies.jpg)

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 No.81975

File: da10ee26e786a3a⋯.jpg (375.15 KB,1440x810,16:9,thats_the_point.jpg)

>>81958

Yeah thats the point.

Its taking a break from being gay enough to date a woman and do all the gay bullshit you have to do in a dumb relationship.

the guy whose face looks like an empty ballsack found the perfect relationship the first time and can't understand being single,

nor can he even consider that a hot juicy cock sliding into another man's ass might be less painful than a full calendar of work/friend parties.

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 No.81977

File: e14b6d6fcd990da⋯.jpg (335.01 KB,1000x1190,100:119,twofitty.jpg)

Look at all the stuff you get for $250USD(best guess)

How many first dates is 250 where you live? maybe 5 if you can some how do breakfast, many more if you're doing coffee but how many dinner dates is 250?

You've already got Wendy, a nice lady whose there for the SSI death benefits, (Hang in there Wendy, not long now) but for people who don't, can you honestly say a two hundred and fifty dollar box of plastic is a bad investment compared to dating in the modern era?

I mean you've never had to worry about this, but I have to worry about breaking heart, like you have to worry about breaking your vials of marijuana.

anyway, warhammer 40k is enjoyed the world over by people of all shapes, sizes, colors, political beliefs, and income levels.

Some pay lots of money, some do it for free.

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 No.81978

File: 6318f00dc7ad0c8⋯.jpg (358.33 KB,1000x1531,1000:1531,so_much_for_250.jpg)

Look at all that Plastic.

And before you doublespace a tower,

you can build and paint and play, and then go get your more important than anything else "pussoi"

with all the fentanyl overdoses and junkies being a clean, non ball sack face male, makes ladies a distraction, not a challenge.

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 No.81979

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Heres a price breakdown, who knows Johnny, this could be a new hobby, you're a big artist.

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 No.81980

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

here is someone going to the warhammer fest

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 No.81981

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

painting

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 No.81982

File: a2c68275afa9cea⋯.jpg (43.14 KB,800x532,200:133,oung_hispanic_little_kid_e….jpg)

File: 719da2b916b8595⋯.jpg (336.51 KB,800x520,20:13,Eurekii_Blog_Img_Video_Gam….jpg)

File: 16b43342ad6fa87⋯.webp (24.31 KB,541x360,541:360,360_F_220654530_5ezVaYKtv….webp)

File: f862c055ddfeb1a⋯.jpg (78.89 KB,500x333,500:333,500_F_220654648_aJ9b9MltFP….jpg)

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 No.81983

File: 52f4a1f8a5723a8⋯.jpg (447.2 KB,1920x1080,16:9,a_year_of_it.jpg)

200 bucks on books but books you have.

not 4 bad dinners with a bad dates.

really just two bad dates once you do app entree drinks dessert coffee.

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 No.81984

File: dc5f7f1f04e91e2⋯.jpg (72.4 KB,1133x540,1133:540,boy_video_gaming.jpg)

can you find the adult male that women want to fuck?

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 No.81985

File: 7b4058a7b6d7fa0⋯.jpg (74.34 KB,800x600,4:3,video_games_may_bring.jpg)

>>81983

the way YOU describe fucking women makes it painfully obvious that you have no experience.

it's the same way a starving Ethiopian child would describe going to Tavern On The Green

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 No.81986

File: 7730d878b6e245d⋯.jpg (199.67 KB,1000x654,500:327,cadian_fleshtone.jpg)

File: c636a9b3899201b⋯.jpg (158.18 KB,1000x684,250:171,building.jpg)

File: 8669ba32db2f383⋯.jpg (151.12 KB,1000x666,500:333,video_game.jpg)

File: 481e4d6183e8345⋯.jpg (237.96 KB,1000x1162,500:581,yeah_boi.jpg)

>>81984

>>81982

This thread is about warhammer 40,000 the table top miniatures game

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 No.81987

File: 4b6f4d41bef5dcd⋯.jpg (293.64 KB,900x506,450:253,40518_exp_2026_08.jpg)

>>81983

watching you describe getting laid is like watching toilet seat bacteria explain the Space Shuttle O-Ring

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 No.81988

File: 0a71aa5cda83744⋯.jpg (27.24 KB,390x280,39:28,young_hispanic_kid_playing….jpg)

>>81986

it's reminiscent of watching my grandmother explain The Rave Scene

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 No.81989

File: c41bfd699c3430a⋯.jpg (6.89 KB,202x202,1:1,spamforants.jpg)

>>81985

>>81987

Johnny Neptune has never been on a bad date?

Why wouldn't the starving Ethiopian child just go to an Ethiopian restaurant? I'm sure there is one right around the corner from Tavern on the Green.

your limited program is showing

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 No.81990

File: 0c82391efa89f65⋯.jpg (35.88 KB,664x380,166:95,does_your_child_love_playi….jpg)

it's like watching somebody complain that they paid for Swiss Cheese, but were given Emmenthaler

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 No.81991

File: 360be7335324579⋯.jpg (131.04 KB,1000x666,500:333,vidio.jpg)

File: 23f1438a5f29b02⋯.jpg (151.88 KB,1000x666,500:333,awesome_vidya.jpg)

>>81988

sorry you can't enjoy things made after 1978, sucks for you,

the future's so bright I gotta wear ceramite

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 No.81992

>>81989

going out on "dates" :

out of several hundred women,

mayb6e 5 of them began with a date

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 No.81993

>>81991

AGAIN, TODDLER:

out of more than 700 women in bed

maybeFIVEof them began by

"going out on a date"

that's NOT how it actually works

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 No.81994

File: 8c22d481b1cbb5c⋯.jpg (40.8 KB,1280x720,16:9,hardyparty.jpg)

>>81990

Its like shooting a man and then throwing him out on airplane

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 No.81995

once you're fucking a chick, when you take her out to dinner, it's not "dating"

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 No.81996

>>81994

when you're emptying your testicles into a woman, you DON'T "ask her out on a date"

you simply ask her if she prefers the new Thai restaurant or the best Italian joint in town

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 No.81997

File: 46f2f327a7b796c⋯.jpg (45.17 KB,541x360,541:360,360_F_220654688_f7PeuF8ncp….jpg)

by repeating tropes about "asking a woman out on a date", you're demonstrating that you aren't familiar with fucking women

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 No.81998

but.................

so far, you've done a SPLENDID JOB of remaining a little boy

Apparently that's your comfort zone

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 No.81999

apparently, that's your safety bubble

good for you

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 No.82000

File: 9fa7ba8f3afd96f⋯.jpg (408.52 KB,440x593,440:593,sexy_sex.jpg)

>>81995

>>81993

>>81992

the best thing about all that is you don't seem insecure at all.

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 No.82001

File: 85524e801ea3ad0⋯.jpg (134.47 KB,1000x905,200:181,plastic_toy_for_adults.jpg)

>>81999

>>81998

>>81997

>>81996

repeating digits

so you admit that fucking a woman would result in having to feed her?

So how many feedings is this box of plastic worth?

I'd say 2.5, I can skip fucking a woman and feeding her for 3 meals worth of sex time.

can you?

You are also ignoring the emotional commitment, a model never asks about your day or tells you about their dumb friend's dumb choices that will clearly backfire.

not knowing that women can be a boring hassle makes it seem like your a cheap scrotum faced gigaloo for food stamps, or you have asbestos money. the mesothelioma mack.

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 No.82002

MY "FIRST DATE" WITH WENDY:

I was wearing one of my K-9 UNIT Tactical Flightsuits, and she was wearing blue jeans and a green shirt

I told her, "I want to try an experiment, to see if our electrical fields are compatible"

I placed my left index finger on her knee, then I put my right hand on her shoulder, "completing the loop", or "closing the circuit"

I allowed our body's energy fields to intermingle

I allowed our "auras" to connect

(and I had already initiated PHYSICAL TOUCH within 2 minutes of meeting, instead of waiting to eventually trying to uncomfortably slip my arm around her later)

I said, "let's close our eyes"

silence

"does that feel uncomfortable?"

"no... not at all"

and I was fucking her in the butthole 30 minutes later

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 No.82003

File: 71f0d78e145d67a⋯.jpg (101.94 KB,1000x917,1000:917,can_put_on_a_shelf.jpg)

I can put my hands all over this model, painting it layers of corax white, and then put it on the shelf for a year no problem.

can you do the same with a lady?

So again, 250 is money spent as an investment in fun.

Women take constant cash and time infusions to remain accessible.

I don't have that to spend on women but I do on plastic.

You crow about work but you would know if you were actually in the economy that you can't afford a bitchy girlfriend, you can't even afford the risk. 250 on plastic is a sure thing.

250 on "feeding the women you fuck" is a lot of money when you know how to jerk off.

I'm pretty good at jerking off. I don't need help.

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 No.82004

>>82001

AGAIN, YOURE A LITTLE BOY

BY DESIGN

BECAUSE YOURE SCARED

congratulations

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 No.82005

File: 5f988153cc8df24⋯.jpg (236.79 KB,1000x1077,1000:1077,dosdos.jpg)

>>82004

twenty two models or twenty two inlaws?

not scared, smart.

why do something you don't want to do?

I don't want to play the emotional cost to get laid.

it isn't worth it to me.

I'd rather masturbate.

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 No.82006

>>82003

your version of GOVT WELFARE is not enough to pay for your own apartment or house

sorry, but it's NOT enough

meaning you still live with your mother

like I said, THATS YOUR COMFORT ZONE

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 No.82007

>>82006

projection

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 No.82008

>>82005

HETEROSEXUALITY & SUPPORTING YOURSELF

Why do something you don't want to do?

correct, homosexual mooch in mommy's spare bedroom

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 No.82009

>>82007

lol @ "projection" hahahahaha

nope.... I nailed it on the head

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 No.82010

File: c3f1e5abba19efe⋯.jpg (21.98 KB,474x355,474:355,mannacote.jpg)

>>82008

I don't want to compromise with women.

I want the sex and I don't want social functions, if I can't have that, I'll jerk off into a tissue on the radiator.

>>82009

you are on ssi, not me

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 No.82011

>>82007

you thought nobody would notice?

and you call yourself "above average IQ"?

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 No.82012

all your dumb posts are job and pussy.

you're a pretty boring guy who just tries to hijak other people's threads.

if you were happy why would you do that?

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 No.82013

>>82010

TRANSLATION :

IM SAFE HERE IN MOMMYS MARSUPIAL POUCH

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 No.82014

>>82012

my posts are all.............

OH... HOLD ON A MINUTE

TODAY IS MONDAY... A WORK DAY

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 No.82015

File: e7c7b7740f983f1⋯.jpg (133.22 KB,1000x1000,1:1,wendys_box.jpg)

>>82013

couldn't your constant need for a pussy be your actual need to be around a mother figure?

perhaps you want to crawl back in the womb and are insecure about that so you lash out?

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 No.82016

>>82012

THANKYOU FOR MENTIONING JOBS

TODAY IS MONDAY, AND YOURE UNEMPLOYED

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 No.82017

>>82015

AHHHH.... THE LONELY, OVERLOOKED, UNDESIRABLEUNEMPLOYED VIDEOGAME SISSYIS NOW A PSYCHOANALYST???

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 No.82018

File: adaf0dccb018584⋯.jpg (144.23 KB,1000x905,200:181,wow_stuff.jpg)

>>82014

>>82016

yeah, how many hours did you clock last week? How many hours did you work yesterday?

How could you afford the new box if you didn't work all summer to earn it?

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 No.82019

File: aa5054da67da437⋯.jpg (12.82 KB,474x233,474:233,wahwah.jpg)

Projection

>LONELY

>OVERLOOKED

>UNDESIRABLE

>UNEMPLOYED

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 No.82020

>>82015

AGAIN : YOU ARE UNEMPLOYED

OF COURSE.... because if you got a job, your psycho disability welfare benefits would dry up

And that doesn't fit into your lifelong plan of continuing to be a little child with his mother's nipple in his mouth

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 No.82021

>>82018

I'm working as I speak, WELFAREHAMMER

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 No.82022

File: ecf3901e0a79861⋯.jpg (86.43 KB,1280x720,16:9,prooff.jpg)

>>82020

and the evidence for your claims?

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 No.82023

see, you're NOT reinventing the wheel here

your bullshit about "not getting pussy being YOUR choice" is exactly that:

BULLSHIT

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 No.82024

>>82021

so you defraud your customers?

you bill them and waste time on an image board?

Seems like you should drop your rates.

Also, you spamming up legitimate threads while "working" seems like the definition of being a pest.

why would a happy person be a pest?

I think you are mentally ill and attack other to hide that.

why don't you just stop?

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 No.82025

>>82022

YOUAREthe evidence

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 No.82026

>>82023

you have no evidence, you're full of shit

defrauding your customers

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 No.82027

>>82024

it's not my fault that you don't pay attention very well

if you don't already know what I do, then that's a YOU problem

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 No.82028

>>82025

wow you really convinced with your hot opinions.

You don't have shit.

you're a joke

if you had evidence it would be easy to present

but you're too busy defrauding your customers

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 No.82029

>>82027

oh you're a super important graphic defrauder.

you know everyone, you're so cool, you had sex with everywoman ever and are best friends with every musician ever and you're so cool,

that you spam a message board with voice to text while defrauding your customers.

I get it.

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 No.82030

>>82028

BREAKING NEWS:

the world doesn't give a flying fuck about the uneducated opinions of an inexperienced adult male CHILD on welfare who lives with his mother and pretends he has a "healthy fear of intimacy" which is the secret reason why WOMEN REJECT HIM

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 No.82031

I know when I work a job I work it 100% I don't have time to make voice to text spam to bother people

I guess that is a difference between us, your job is so easy you can gossip and hiss while real workers can't take such luxury breaks.

See now hes been scared off with the mention of fraud.

I know I wouldn't pay a graphic designer who billed me to post on 8kun.

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 No.82032

nope

you have no FEAR OF INTIMACY

you're simply a scared inexperienced OVERWEIGHT SLOB

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 No.82033

File: d755321074837e0⋯.jpg (171.32 KB,1000x1000,1:1,books.jpg)

>>82030

>>82032

man, I'm just having trouble finding any evidence of your claims. it seems like you don't have any.

if you had evidence why don't you post it?

Because you have no evidence.

Because you're just making shit up

and billing your customers for the time you take to do it.

Even if it is five seconds, thats fraud. Have fun in prison.

Now lets look at this book

how embarrasing.

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 No.82034

>>82031

again: it's not MY fault that you don't know what I do

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 No.82035

File: 5ea33105e3b4cbb⋯.jpg (261.71 KB,1000x1162,500:581,angryss.jpg)

angrier than a scrotum faced graphic defrauder its the screamer killer's new plastic model.

wow, that looks like ti will be fun to paint.

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 No.82036

>>82033

by the way, what you childishly refer to as "job and pussy" is actually called BECOMING AN ADULT

SUPPORTING YOURSELF & STARTING A FAMILY

hahahahaha @ job & pussy

spoken like a 7 year old

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 No.82037

File: ea5f5987ba1f10a⋯.jpg (97.53 KB,1000x675,40:27,funcard.jpg)

>>82034

its not my fault you make claims you can't back up with evidence making thus looking foolish

>>82036

nope, no evidence here

But wow look at the card for the screamer killer, lots of evidence here of a very tough model

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 No.82038

Q : HOW DID I KNOW HES OVERWEIGHT?

A: HE MADE IT SO OBVIOUS

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 No.82039

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the vibe of me shilling for GW(for free, as a non employee fan, non compensated but wouldn't say no to a free early copy of leviathan to paint up to pay of launch day as a series of open demos at LFGS) in this thread with neptune here spamming

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 No.82040

of course, when an ADULT MALE doesn't have the masculinity required to SUPPORT HIMSELF AND FIND A WOMAN WHO LOVES HIM, it goes without saying that he's a FAT LAZY SLOB

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 No.82041

>>82038

he made is so obvious by.......

>>82040

deductive reasoning is not evidence.

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 No.82042

you certainly didn't become a scared sheltered inexperienced CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL WARHAMMER TODDLER by having your shit together and being a football jock

nope

you're SOFT and WEAK

fatass

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 No.82043

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Holy Shit, look at this, Inquisition, finally

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 No.82044

FAILURE TO LAUNCH

lol

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 No.82045

File: 5a57b26b5a2954d⋯.jpg (251.41 KB,1000x1293,1000:1293,bigbrains.jpg)

>>82042

if a dumb idiot had a text to speech device.

hehehehehe

Look at this Big Brain

Whoa, that certainly spicy, that bioconductive gel is getting into my cuts, ouch

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 No.82046

File: a32e07005d8ad4b⋯.jpg (251.82 KB,1000x1162,500:581,physchophagt.jpg)

File: 6b305549f43de51⋯.jpg (118.08 KB,1000x1000,1:1,see_a_girl.jpg)

>>82044

speaking of launch I can't wait to paint up this model at launch and play with a bunch of new friends

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 No.82047

File: ef9dbf953bf5391⋯.jpg (124.77 KB,1000x904,125:113,what_a_kit.jpg)

File: 1224fc3a3bf3062⋯.jpg (159.91 KB,1000x650,20:13,420_blaze_it.jpg)

kill team, what do you think johnny, were you expecting new terrain? I was, but it makes sense with the saturation of the boarding actions terrain.

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 No.82048

File: 36d642499b5a725⋯.jpg (1.96 MB,4000x3000,4:3,Picsart_23_05_01_08_13_38_….jpg)

it's not my fault that Lil' Ricky The Rocket NEVER LEARNED HOW TO LAUNCH

mommy's little rocket boy is scared of the sky

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 No.82049

File: 9795932960e58d0⋯.jpg (320.22 KB,1920x1080,16:9,autumn.jpg)

>>82048

who did you bill while you made that?

I hope I can pay off my bills by June 24 so I can afford the 250 leviathan launch box and then have some money to get the fall and winter releases of kill team, if they aren't stupid.

A little worried about terrain but maybe they want to lower prices point with the biden economy.

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 No.82050

File: 4a5173dc3d87656⋯.jpg (1.97 MB,4000x3000,4:3,Picsart_23_05_01_08_15_38_….jpg)

and NOW, if you don't mind.....

the adults are going to smoke an AMPULE OF MARIJUANA

you stay at the kiddy table

and I'll let you know when it's time to clean up your adorable little dolls & toys

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 No.82051

you should walk down the hallway into your mother's living room when she gets home from work tonight, and SHOW HER YOUR WARHAMMER WISDOM

then ask her, "mom, why don't women like me?"

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 No.82052

>>82050

have you been mentioned on south park yet? No? So you'd have to concede that the most popular miniature wargame in the world is a bigger deal that J Neptune Cocksquire?

or would you concede it like a gentleman or just text to speech on billable hours while ignoring that perhaps your rage at other people's joy means you are a doodoo head?

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 No.82053

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unless Mr. Garrison was a ref to you?

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 No.82054

you're not getting OAS. you don't qualify

I say you're exclusively mooching off your fat weak mother

like mother, like son

soft, fat & weak

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 No.82055

you're SO effeminate, it seems like a ANOREXIA NERVOSA would be right up your alley

and you wouldn't have to be fat anymore

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 No.82056

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>>82054

Oh my bad, Johnny Neptune is actually litterally Randy Marsh in this episode.

Wow, you're fucking famous Johnny.

I couldn't have baited you into this if I tried.

"With his wife Sharon and daughter Shelly on vacation in Santa Fe, Randy Marsh anticipates spending the week with his son, Stan, who invites his neighbor Tolkien Black over to play Warhammer 40K. Randy deems the game a waste of time, saying that spring break is better spent with wet T-shirt contests and female mud wrestling. "

sounds like you right?

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 No.82057

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>>82054

>>82055

Come on Johnny, look at a real ad campaign, for adult toys, billion dolla!

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 No.82058

File: 66c4ec3157ebd2e⋯.jpg (70.52 KB,900x900,1:1,marsh.jpg)

Johnny Neptune or Randy Marsh, hard to tell

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 No.82059

File: 7b4351fdb13c1ca⋯.jpg (102.92 KB,1000x825,40:33,pewpewpewpew.jpg)

wow, look at the new terminators

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 No.82060

File: 25b89241d5daa3e⋯.jpg (44.71 KB,450x314,225:157,lawd.jpg)

File: 3df07cc591103ef⋯.jpg (114.96 KB,1000x789,1000:789,dat_ass.jpg)

HHHHNNNNNGGGGGGG

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 No.82061

you're still here?

lol that's nice

anyway....

yeah, it's adorable

how you pretend to

be convincing yourself

that becoming an adult

can be summed up with a

childish term like "job & pussy",

and dismissed as an undesirable

daily existence

but you can't fool me

nor anybody else

you can't even fool yourself

not anymore

not after today

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 No.82062

File: 87e2546b4cdfee7⋯.png (648.06 KB,1080x1553,1080:1553,Picsart_23_02_27_14_10_37_….png)

>>82060

nice downloads!! wicked cool!! rad!

score!! download radicalism, bro!!!

the story all began when a nightclub opened in town, and immediately became THE most successful nightclub ever, due to their new dance gloom techno-twist: AN ELECTRO DJ ROBOT!!!

THE ONLY ELECTRO DJ ROBOT ON EARTH!!!!

it was a huge success, to say the least

the dance floor was PACKED

as the crowds danced to the automated ELECTRO DJ ROBOT'S badass mixes

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 No.82063

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and everything was fine

Until another nightclub suddenly opened directly across the street, with a giant neon sign announcing

"WE HAVETWOELECTRO DJ ROBOTS!!!"

and suddenly, all the dancing customers emptied the dance floor, and ran across the street

and the next night, the first nightclub erected a sign saying

"ENJOY OURTHREEELECTRO DJ ROBOTS!!"

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 No.82064

because at some point before you reach your own personal dehumanizing "5 ELECTRO DJ ROBOTS" moment, the bullshit's simply gotta stop

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 No.82065

at some point, you've simply GOTTA grow up

and stop comparing your life to a 60 year old man

stop trying to distract from the topic at hand:your age

because by the time I wasYOUR AGE, I had already illustrated magazine covers, played in bands, hung out with Mick Jagger & Paul McCartney, helped Chuck Berry from getting his car towed, appeared on National TV had Dave Edmunds personally verify Jimmy Page's idiotic "satanic worship" fagshow, lived in brand new luxury glass high-rise penthouse apartments, been to prison, been hired as ZZ TOPs Art Director at Warner Brothers, had children, fucked over 700 chicks, been married to a Swedish Girl, etc etc etc etc

all of that by the time I was 28

and surely, you're at least 28

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 No.82066

but yeah, warhammer IS an awesome life legacy

especially downloading warhammer pics

.........now THAT'S wicked rad!!!

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 No.82067

what you lack in self-sufficiency and female love interests, you have MORE than mase up for in WARHAMMER PIC DOWNLOADS

which makes one wonder:

with skills like that

it seems you'd have tons of job offers & women spreading their legs

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 No.82068

File: 748566c263d78bc⋯.jpg (27.64 KB,750x392,375:196,hannah_grace.jpg)

I bet there's TONS of hotties out there who think warhammer downloads are cool as fuck

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 No.82107

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DJ Robots?

at least we all know you haven't pledged your soul to tzeetch in exchange for knowledge

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 No.82108

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Again, look at a real ad campaign

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 No.82109

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Look at the latest DLC for WARAHMMER 3.

Its great.

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 No.82110

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Vampire Pirates oh boy

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 No.82111

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Immortal Empires Launch Trailer.

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 No.82113

File: 8ed1fd968f3fe83⋯.jpg (141.69 KB,1000x471,1000:471,cospray.jpg)

congrats to the winners!

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 No.82116

File: 3173af1413e9a2e⋯.jpg (112.88 KB,1000x905,200:181,boxxy.jpg)

wow

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 No.82117

File: a2290dc9fa30458⋯.jpg (47.62 KB,600x600,1:1,primarchs.jpg)

File: 0326603d485dc59⋯.jpg (112.04 KB,1000x675,40:27,ballidic.jpg)

File: 3b11496e2cfe989⋯.jpg (238.54 KB,1000x1162,500:581,boxy.jpg)

File: 98badabee8e2478⋯.jpg (191.95 KB,1000x1068,250:267,yeahb.jpg)

10th edition is coming!

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 No.82145

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eonsofbattle would shit his ceramite if he came to 8kun

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 No.82180

File: 53dc236386cacc3⋯.jpg (55.37 KB,600x469,600:469,pucker_up.jpg)

Wow, glad I already have one of these, I bet they'll fly off the shelves

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 No.82232

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rolling through ultramar

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 No.82233

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original

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 No.82279

File: 09149df1ba1fe02⋯.jpg (71.64 KB,600x658,300:329,hmmmmm_n_ecro.jpg)

reanimation protocols are better? hmmm?

seems like more concentrated fire.

6 20 man blocks vs the world

SPEES MURINS DONT KNOW ABOUT MY REANIMATORS

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 No.82280

File: 339b64038b1fafc⋯.jpg (102.5 KB,1000x675,40:27,pew_pews.jpg)

File: 1c615a826d2166b⋯.jpg (98.09 KB,1000x808,125:101,take_ands_hold_victory_in_….jpg)

File: 8bb01f4d8a0d29b⋯.jpg (48.17 KB,314x598,157:299,Owo0.jpg)

File: 4b8c4bb30c5ed05⋯.jpg (326.04 KB,852x787,852:787,plans.jpg)

OOOOOHHHHH YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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 No.82423

File: 53182c59bf2bd3b⋯.jpg (160.29 KB,920x950,92:95,sold_out.jpg)

Just because of the rocket pack?

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 No.82470

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 No.82490

File: f221298d053a8db⋯.jpg (43.95 KB,600x475,24:19,cadia_b.jpg)

File: 64fa553e9379593⋯.jpg (66.89 KB,600x610,60:61,cadia_d.jpg)

File: 6ec1f250482951f⋯.jpg (266.21 KB,1000x1114,500:557,cadiab.jpg)

File: 861f4b52a35b492⋯.jpg (136.39 KB,600x1230,20:41,cadiaa.jpg)

Cadia!

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 No.82614

File: eeb0a2ae392ffe0⋯.jpg (143.03 KB,1000x675,40:27,nuns_with_more_than_rulers.jpg)

Sororitas

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 No.82817

File: a1c22f7ae85f2a6⋯.jpg (189.18 KB,1000x618,500:309,in_the_back.jpg)

>But what if you’ve been playing Crusade already through 9th edition, and already have a storied army of grizzled veterans? Well, never fear! There’ll be rules available here on Warhammer Community that explain how to transition your Crusade army from the current edition over to #New40k, so your endless war can continue without interruption.

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 No.82860

mentally ill schizos

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 No.83255

File: 69a2d224dbcd4af⋯.jpg (123.09 KB,1000x675,40:27,they_work_for_the_masked_m….jpg)

File: 8cf96d5ba67da11⋯.jpg (116.23 KB,889x500,889:500,hot_head_vs_big_guy.jpg)

File: d04aa35f4decc01⋯.jpg (229.98 KB,2046x1556,1023:778,banep.jpg)

>>82860

yes, many factions in Warhammer 40k could be considered mentally ill schizos

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