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 No.81771

Any recommended books to read? I’m trying to stay off of video games and movies for a while and need new entertainment.

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 No.81774

File: 7520b5b2f85439b⋯.jpg (267.05 KB,1280x1207,1280:1207,20230427_123930.jpg)

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 No.81775

NEW ENTERTAINMENT :

instead of simply being the audience

try being your own entertainer

let YOU become the show

YOUR INTERACTION WITH WOMEN

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 No.81776

File: 5d63e115278812f⋯.jpg (308.55 KB,1058x1361,1058:1361,20230427_125006.jpg)

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 No.81777

trust me, there's NOTHING more entertaining than challenging yourself, taking risks, embracing the certainty of failure, learning to ENJOY the guaranteed rejections, in your own personal journey through testing your own limits, and LEARNING from each attempt, as you methodically beginfucking as many women as possible

but it all begins with YOU

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 No.81779

File: 3193b2e261e4dfa⋯.jpg (468.38 KB,1270x1280,127:128,20230427_130258.jpg)

There's something aboutproving to yourself that you are capable of much more than you ever thought possiblethat's more entertaining than anything else on Earth, especially when you're proving to yourself how many girls will suck your dick....

You've made the first correct step by realizing video games are holding you back

You've made it smart first move, but it's time to keep moving in that direction by turning the computer off and going out there into the real world and interacting with some women

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 No.81780

File: 7145e3dbad16cc7⋯.jpg (435.46 KB,1280x1233,1280:1233,20230427_133814.jpg)

....but you'll NEVER meet the New, Improved, Pussy-Gettin' Bandit Version Of Yourself.....

until you go out there in the real world

and introduce yourself to him

he's an outgoing, affable, personable self-confident silver-tongued devil

and you'll NEVER meet him until you detach from the internet

forget Tinder or other bullshit online "dating" garbage

that's NOT how you'll find the many women who will be willing to fuck you

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 No.81781

File: 9647190424a8490⋯.jpg (246.74 KB,1256x1794,628:897,Picsart_23_04_27_13_49_42_….jpg)

it's your most basic, primal function as a human being. it's the only actual reason why we exist. the basic act of mating & reproducing. it requires very little effort if any at all.

we are sex machines, plain and simple

and either your machine is operable or not

either you function, or you make excuses

that's your choice

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 No.81785

Thanks for your encouragement “guys” I will do my best to not make the same mistakes as you and not fuck some fat pig that you met through your mothers friends daughter.

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 No.81793

She definitely swallows

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 No.81795

The only mistake you could possibly make would be to continue losing any redeeming qualities by further falling into the parody role of "imageboard parrot"

By continuing living the predictable pre-packaged heritage pattern of trendy image board Behavior, you lose any last vestiges of Charisma or individuality, guaranteeing that we'll end up with a dick in your mouth

And I've never fucked a fat girl in my life, nor have I ever fucked a platypus, because if I fucked either one of those two horrendous things, it would have been by choice.. obviously

In all actuality, I've turned down much more pussy than I've thought in my life, and trust me I've plowed through quite literally hundreds of beautiful women and teenage girls in my life

But desperation and settling for less than the best was never my style, so why would you assume I would have sex with a fat bitch?

nope.... never go through mother's friends or any creepy channels like that

In real life, you will end up crossing paths with TONS of girls that will go home and fuck you, but they're in the most unexpected of places.. they could be standing in front of you in line at a grocery store, or perhaps she might be making your sandwich behind the counter at a Jersey Mike's Sub Shop, or the girl making the cappuccino at the bookstore coffee shop...

Or perhaps the college girl with the beautiful dog at the park...

or the woman leaving the convenience store as you pull into the parking lot, and discover you both have an interest in classical music...

When you least expect it, that's when the universe pulls strings and you end up crossing paths with your future loving faithful girlfriend

Or perhaps she's just a one-night stand, or maybe just a casual relationship for a couple weeks? Who knows?.. you'll never find out if you don't get out there and try

And becoming an image board parrot, investing your energy into repeating trendy imageboard catchphrases and posting predictable pre-packaged image board memes of frogs and wojacksis NOT going to impress any woman

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 No.81796

>>81785

lol @ make the same mistakes as me?

hahahahahaha

He says.. to the man getting his dick sucked again tonight

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 No.81800

>>81771

The Bible

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 No.81803

>>81796

whats his name, the guy sucking you dick tonight?

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 No.81809

>>81800

lol @ anybody being SO willingly uneducated, that they'd believe in the stupid bible

hahaha @ being SO gullible, that you'd build your entire life's belief system around the most poorly written fairy tale ever....

it's SO obviously fake, and as if that wasn't already embarrassing enough, YOU NEVER EVEN ASKED FOR A TINY SHRED OF EVIDENCE

the idea that somebody would invest their ENTIRE BELIEF SYSTEM without having the balls to demand a miniscule single tiny bit of proof beforehand

.......ahhhh, ignorance truly IS bliss

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 No.81810

>>81803

"his"??......

so, you're telling me that every time you think of a sexual scenario, you envision two males ?......

interesting....................

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 No.81811

>>81803

yeah, believe it or not, the reason humans exist is because men have sex with WOMEN

not with other men

not with videogames

not with Pepe or Wojak

................WOMEN

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 No.81812

File: 63f354c2066a614⋯.jpg (29.87 KB,656x1164,164:291,woman1.jpg)

>>81811

>>81810

I'm sorry, you suck her cock, my bad

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 No.81813

I found young johnny neptune?

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 No.81814

File: bd61637ce026bf3⋯.jpg (18.95 KB,400x419,400:419,johnny_sucktune.jpg)

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 No.81820

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 No.81821

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 No.81822

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 No.81823

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RE: YOUNG JN

I recorded this song using a four-track cassette recorder when I was a 16 years old, then a couple years later some friends of mine wanted me to do a music video on there local access cable channel, so this is what I threw together for them

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 No.81824

their*

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 No.81825

>>81814

How's that SSI disability thing working out for you lately?

It seems like your mother would finally have reached the point where she told the truth directly to your face:

"I WANT YOU OUT OF MY LIFE"

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 No.81826

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RE; NOUNG YEPTUNE

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 No.81827

Because if she truly loves you, she's going to do what's best for you, even if it means you don't understand it at first..

Like teaching you that it's time to move out of her fucking house, because she helped you apply for disability benefits, and the longer you continue financially exploiting her, the longer it's going to take you to realize you're Financial limitations regarding the bullshit disability benefits, and the sooner you get out there in the real world, struggling to make ends meet, the quicker she will be rid of you finally, once and for all, and she can finally move on with her life, because giving birth to you did not mean she was going to throw her entire life away, so you can get the fuck out of her God damn house

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 No.81828

RE: ROUNG REPTRUNE

When I was 21, this stupid embarrassing pathetic horrible music video the entire MTV basement tapes contest

And dude I was getting so much fucking pussy back then, it's actually just silly how much God damn pussy I was getting back when I was 21

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 No.81829

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 No.81830

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 No.81831

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I've seen the Talking Heads live in concert many times, and they were always fuckingamazingon stage!

and I can tell you beyond ANY shadow of a doubt

That David Byrne was THE weirdest, most awkward, Asperger's autistic creepy weirdo uncomfortable Misfit awkward celebrity I ever met

But Tina Weymouth was awesome, as were the rest of the band

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 No.81832

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And I suppose it goes without saying.. there's nothing really surprising about the fact.....

That even and ask Burgers autistic weirdo like David Byrne isA HUGE ELVIS FANATIC

duuuhhhhh

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 No.81846

>>81771

read siege

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