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File: 149502254784c84⋯.jpg (16.35 KB,474x271,474:271,we_were_supposed_to_get_pi….jpg)

 No.81707

>Terms like "male" and "boy" would be replaced with "person who produces sperm." Likewise, "female" and "girl" would be replaced with a "person who produces eggs.

>A Vermont elementary school is reportedly removing "male" and "female" language from its fifth grade science lessons covering the human body, puberty and reproduction.

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 No.81709

File: 5c0304b6cac12f8⋯.jpg (171.19 KB,1889x1080,1889:1080,Picsart_23_04_26_10_44_31_….jpg)

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 No.81710

File: f6aa204ea231b3f⋯.jpg (196.71 KB,1889x1080,1889:1080,Picsart_23_04_26_10_47_35_….jpg)

>>81707

I'mNOTbeing mean or unfair or rude.....

but WHY do you care?

or maybe more appropriately perhaps I should ask:

why doYOUcare?....

exactly how does this effect YOU?

how does it infringe on YOUR life?

after all, you're obviously unemployed

this is a WEEKDAY

...........a WORKDAY

but here you sit..... no job

and I am willing to bet $1,500 that you don't have a girlfriend....

prove me wrong, and win $1,500

so you've got no girlfriend, no wife, no kids

you have no children

so exactly WHY doYOUcare?

your fixation isn't normal

it's not natural

it makes me want to look closer at YOU

and see what YOUR weird problem is

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 No.81711

File: 0165a55b9ba639c⋯.jpg (176.93 KB,1889x1080,1889:1080,Picsart_23_04_26_10_55_43_….jpg)

your thread did NOT make me care about masculine or feminine terminology in elementary schools....

nope

your thread simply made me wonder WTF ISYOURWEIRD PROBLEM?

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 No.81712

File: 0b5730fb9450f9e⋯.jpg (153.9 KB,1889x1080,1889:1080,Picsart_23_04_26_11_03_10_….jpg)

>>81707

the first thing that comes to mind is :

WHY is an unemployed man with no girlfriend who has no wife and has no kids spending a WORKDAY sitting in front of a bored computer in just mother's spare bedroom inexplicably FIXATING ON GENDER TERMINOLOGY IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS????

I mean, seriously

it's WEIRD, dude

shouldn't you be focusing your energy

on FINDING A GIRLFRIEND??

shouldn't you be focused on

FINDING A JOB?

SUPPORTING YOURSELF?

why aren't you working on YOU?

why are you pointing fingers at THEM

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 No.81713

File: 57ae2ff0f1dd80c⋯.jpg (107.6 KB,1889x1080,1889:1080,Picsart_23_04_26_11_16_38_….jpg)

WHY thecreepy DISTRACTION technique?

what are you hding?

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 No.81714

>>hiding?

HINT:

YOURE UNHAPPY

BECAUSE YOURE LAZY

GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS

AND GET A JOB

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 No.81716

>>hiding?

HINT:

YOURE UNHAPPY

BECAUSE YOURE LAZY

GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS

AND GET A JOB

if you get a fucking job

you'll develop instant self-respect

and THAT'S exactly how

you'll attract women

by being self-sufficient

and by not being a lazy

excuse maker

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 No.81719

and FYI:

I have always gotten tons of pussy, just like all my real-life friends I've known since we were teens... we have ALL HD tons of girlfriends and even wives

and NONE of us would ever give a flying fuck about your little "gender identification" personal obsession / weird fixation

it's creepy......

dude, it's WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON

GO GET A FUCKING JOB

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 No.81720

men don't wake up in the morning and dedicate their life to "protesting gender identity" onlineorin real life

it's inexplicable

there's no discernable reason for it

its decidedly unsolicited

and it almost seems as if

you actually expect "other people"

to also shareyourown personal

fixation/weird obsession

as ifWEgive a fuck about it

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 No.81721

>>81707

imagine how PROUD OF YOURSELF

you would beif you could pay your own wifi

instead of riding mommy's COMCAST router

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 No.81725

imagine NOT being a douchebucket who fixates on things he can't control

maybe you'd have a chance to be cool

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 No.81726

The Bot Speaks!

Why do you care so much to post?

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 No.81727

File: ecf5feb88965ad2⋯.jpg (290.01 KB,1600x1200,4:3,johnny_cowtune.JPG)

Wasn't even trying to milk you, just trying to share a honk,

but thanks for the milk Johnny, you're a good lolcow, reliable

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 No.81732

>>81727

thankyou, and yeah whatever

right now my wife and I are remodeling some things here around the house, adding some additions for the cats

we're mounting walkways and shelves along the walls, lower and higher

drinking some Modelo Negra

playing music

working as a team

she's my best friend. she's got my back 24/7 ironclad, and I've got hers

she just so happens to be an absolute fucking GENIUS.... as in: she's the real deal... smart as fuck, razor sharp, lightning fast... a bit of a trooper, balls to the wall, 100 MPH

it's nice.

things are good.....

gonna make dinner soon

we're pesto vegetarians, who occasionally eat a bit of fish every blue moon, so tonight I'm grilling salmon, which I'm marinating right now in my famous GARLICUE SAUCE, beer & bourbon...

I'll glaze it several sticky layers deep

and as always, the best parts are always

the slightly burnt edges, where the glaze

caramelized the best....

insanely delicious, glazed brown sugar bourbon protein with a simple salad & monster baked potato

our cats are all rescues....

they're like our kids

they fucking LOVE IT here

and we're making it even nicer for them

.....and tonight, after dinner

Smoke a little green and let her pick out the movie tonight, and instead of saying I'm probably going to get my dick sucked, there's actually an equally as realistic probability that I might just stretch out here on the sofa and watch a movie and fall asleep with my arms around my wife...

(however: she DID grab my dick when I made the GARLICUE SAUCE, so who knows what she's got up her sleeves)

so yeah...... whatever you say. I'm glad you found something humorous to keep you occupied.

Seems like laughter would come in handy with so much empty time on your hands

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 No.81733

File: 4c1e1fd27007fd1⋯.jpg (1.51 MB,3000x4000,3:4,Picsart_23_04_26_17_14_13_….jpg)

>>81727

laugh away....... be my guest

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 No.81734

I'm too busy adulting to worry about bullshit

get a good laugh on me, tyke

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 No.81735

damn.....

that batch of GARLICUE SAUCE is some of the best I've ever made

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 No.81736

ingredients:

GARLIC.... MORE GARLIC... GARLIC & MORE GARLIC... tomato paste, GARLIC, vinegar, orange juice, GARLIC, Worcestershire sauce, GARLIC, honey, more orange juice, keep reducing it down, add beer, add bourbon, GARLIC, MORE GARLIC, pepper, onions, more beer, more orange juice, MORE GARLIC

keep reducing it down to a glaze, and add more bourbon and garlic

it's INSANELY fucking delicious

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 No.81737

brush this glaze over your favorite protein, grill it, and continue adding more layers of glaze

it caramelized into an amazing sweet spicy sticky crunchy miracle coating

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 No.81738

today's batch is particularly good

I ripped up chunks of tangerines in it

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 No.81739

>>81733

you should put that in a vial for safe keeping

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 No.81740

File: a3e0eaeb0c58a0a⋯.jpg (142.4 KB,1200x900,4:3,cuck_succ_2000.jpg)

>>81734

hohohohohohohohoh

tired of milking your lolcow all day?

Hands sore from the rought teats of a geriatric?

get the new cuccsucc2000 and let the milker milk the milk

you're a big farmer

UUUU

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 No.81804

File: 724233dd4e6285b⋯.jpg (33.92 KB,474x474,1:1,neptune_milker.jpg)

its milking time

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 No.81954

>>81707

CCP is so behind, why don't they have this in backward ass CCP Occupied China?

Xi Jiping is surely making his country a backwater by not teaching this to all children.

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 No.81955

File: 0bb002f2a487493⋯.jpg (25.64 KB,474x474,1:1,Honk_Honk_Honk.jpg)

>Newly released documents revealed Biden-appointed CIA Director William Burns met with deceased financier and sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein on multiple occasions after he was convicted of sex crimes in Florida, The Wall Street Journal (WSJ) reports.

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 No.81973

File: 663a3553d604181⋯.jpg (563.83 KB,640x640,1:1,itm.jpg)

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 No.82101

>>81707

That's not inclusive enough, what about person who produces shit? I hate those half-assed tags 🤷🏻‍♂️

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 No.82144

File: 634bf76379bf21e⋯.jpg (64 KB,691x415,691:415,hasn_t_even_sniffed_his_gr….jpg)

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 No.82204

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Hmmmmmm

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 No.82218

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"gonna have to remove me" Gardner resigns?

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 No.82224

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>>82218

they deleted the live stream but now they're reporting the email

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 No.82225

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 No.82234

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 No.82247

PROMOTIONS!

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 No.82248

File: 38850d2fde7689f⋯.jpg (64 KB,768x512,3:2,bye_b.jpg)

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 No.82249

File: 9cc98e33d12e3ad⋯.jpg (53.78 KB,600x900,2:3,awesomee.jpg)

> Three of the four largest bank collapses in U.S. history have occurred in the last 60 days.

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 No.82269

File: 3f7cb01b6efeb2f⋯.jpg (128.4 KB,500x515,100:103,come_on_me.jpg)

>The emergency status known as PHEIC — pronounced “fake” — applies to an extraordinary event that carries a public-health risk via the global spread of a disease, and one that potentially requires a coordinated response.

>emergency status known as PHEIC — pronounced “fake”

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 No.82274

File: f7f10b388930ff6⋯.jpg (21.49 KB,710x399,710:399,fuck_biden.jpg)

File: 63b1be377f7cefc⋯.jpg (94.61 KB,1000x600,5:3,wisely_waving.jpg)

File: 7cf517631b5038d⋯.jpg (272.56 KB,1010x1280,101:128,so_wise.jpg)

File: ca183931cf7bc27⋯.jpg (19.96 KB,471x248,471:248,saigon_2_draft_dodger_boog….jpg)

File: 462002a72c0fc98⋯.jpg (29.96 KB,474x248,237:124,hq_work.jpg)

>Biden responded, “Because I have acquired a hell of a lot of wisdom and know more than the vast majority of people.”

>He also claimed to be “more experienced than anybody that’s ever run for the office,” and said, “I think I’ve proven myself to be honorable as well as also effective.”

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 No.82276

File: 3e6691630e6b10e⋯.jpg (29.87 KB,474x553,6:7,platos.jpg)

File: e6bd97bab538c8f⋯.jpg (14.97 KB,474x474,1:1,wet_bust.jpg)

“I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing.”

― Plato, The Republic

"I have acquired a hell of a lot of wisdom and know more than the vast majority of people.”

---- Joe Biden, a president of the Republic of the United States of America

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 No.82394

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"The situation at the border is a very serious one, a very challenging one, and a very difficult one," - Mayorkas

(I Love Gandolfini doing his best Sasso)

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 No.82416

> angry mob attacked the demonstrator with batons after he delivered a speech deemed blasphemous. Fatal blasphemy accusations are common in the highly conservative Muslim country.An angry mob chased and attacked to death a demonstrator in Pakistan's ultraconservative northwest, after he delivered a speech they deemed blasphemous, police said Sunday.

>The incident occurred in the Madran district in the Khyber Pakhtunkhwa province, which borders Afghanistan.

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 No.82452

File: 9f35a3383cf9ba2⋯.jpg (142.66 KB,1280x720,16:9,she_got_dem_circle_backs.jpg)

"My son has done nothing wrong,"

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 No.82477

File: fc26c22dfcea056⋯.jpg (12.35 KB,300x250,6:5,damit_garcia_why_no_just_g….jpg)

>Authorities have not released a motive, but a patch on the shooter’s chest said “RWDS,” an initialism that stands for Right Wing Death Squad, according to people familiar with the investigation.

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 No.82553

File: 69ae282d48d4f65⋯.jpg (9.78 KB,329x190,329:190,clouds_of_debt.jpg)

>nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office (CBO) revealed the federal government under President Biden has run a near-$1 trillion federal deficit in the "first seven months of fiscal year 2023.

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 No.82554

File: 08d6cd6db244e41⋯.jpg (256 KB,1920x1080,16:9,bottomless_pinochinno.jpg)

>Last month, Biden received a "bottomless Pinocchios" rating from the Washington Post for repeatedly touting "misleading" claims on the deficit.

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 No.82602

File: ab96cec8b81556c⋯.jpg (8.13 KB,180x180,1:1,but_only_if_attached_to_lo….jpg)

>David Cariens, a former intelligence analyst for the CIA, told congressional investigators earlier this year that he and his wife Janice Cariens, a former operations support officer for the CIA, signed the letter with other former intelligence officials after a member of the CIA’s Prepublication Classification Review Board, or PCRB, called him and asked him to. The letter aimed at discrediting New York Post stories about the contents of Biden's laptop came at a critical point before Joe Biden debated Donald Trump in the 2020 presidential election.

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 No.82609

File: bb7be50b8f43d5a⋯.jpg (512 KB,6340x1080,317:54,not_the_clever.jpg)

File: e4dc320fc5947d1⋯.jpg (1.06 MB,1920x1080,16:9,yee.jpg)

>The Republicans accuse Ye and Dong of 'enticing' Biden family members with millions of dollars 'in exchange for influence and legitimacy' in the U.S. and worldwide.

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 No.82816

File: c0d619100d05308⋯.jpg (55 KB,750x571,750:571,honks_are_skyrocketing.jpg)

>Oakland bakery owner Jen Angel, a “long-time social movement activist and anarchist,” as described by her loved ones on a GoFundMe page, was brutally killed earlier this year. Two thieves smashed her car window, stole her purse, and drove off. Angel chased the car and got caught in the door, leading to her being dragged 50 feet.

>Angel’s loved ones said that they did not want the men who killed her to receive jail time, because it would only “perpetuate more harm.” They get some credit for sticking to principle but the story does not end there. On Sunday, a friend of Angel’s was on her way across the bay to attend a memorial service for Angel that was to center on her commitment to “restorative justice.” That friend was jumped by two teenage girls who shoved her to the ground, stomped and kicked her head and face, and stole her bag and cell phone.

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 No.82870

gay

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 No.83253

>Hunter Biden and President Biden’s national security adviser, Jake Sullivan, served together on the board of the Truman National Security Project, a liberal foreign policy think tank, for roughly two years before Sullivan joined the president’s campaign in 2020.

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