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 No.81387 [Last50 Posts]

Whatever ,Whatever

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 No.81388

File: fbb2699f66a00be⋯.webm (1.49 MB,576x1024,9:16,Snaptik_70324002616121295….webm)

File: 186e9eb8ea350cc⋯.webm (601.47 KB,576x1024,9:16,d41f0871a00443b3109dac55a….webm)

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 No.81404

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.81418

>>81387

Proof that you never get any pussy, and you will be spending another entire weekend playing video games and masturbating in your mother's spare bedroom, because you obviously don't have a job either

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 No.81419

>>81387

BRAZIL SUCKED BALLS

But since you never get any pussy, you'll end up doing the same thing, simply out of desperation

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 No.81420

>>81387

HINT: the idea is toNOTdemonstrate your inability to get laid

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 No.81421

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 No.81422

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 No.81423

File: 1e73dc0a767f9e9⋯.webm (2.1 MB,576x1024,9:16,7162752829969403179.webm)

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 No.81424

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>>81388

>>81387

>Whatever ,Whatever

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>>81404

>

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>>81421

>>81421

>>>81418

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>>81423

>>>81420

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 No.81425

>>81421

>>81422

>>81423

>>81424

AGAIN, SISSYBOY:

YOU....

GET.....

ZERO....

PUSSY.....

And you actually advertise that fact?

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 No.81426

>>81424

>>81423

>>81422

>>81421

NOT BEING ABLE TO GET ANY PUSSYISN'T SOMETHING TO BRAG ABOUT

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 No.81427

LOL @ GOING TO TIKTOK

LMMFAO @ DOWNLOADING THOSE STUPID VIDEOS

LMMFGDAO @ YOU NEVER SEEINGBA VAGINA IN REAL LIFE

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 No.81428

THE DICKLESS TIKTOK TODDLER

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 No.81429

FACT : I haven't gone more than 4 or 5 days TOPS between girlfriends since I was 16 years old, and that was 43 years ago

and GUYS WHO GET PUSSY DO NOT DOWNLOAD STUPID VIDEOS LIKE THAT

ENJOY YET ANOTHER LONELY WEEKEND, SISSYBOY

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 No.81430

HERES AN IDEA :

Since you are obviously too afraid of rejection to introduce yourself to a girl and ask her out on a date, perhaps you should approach a beautiful woman and show her your stupid video collection?

That will prove that you're a ladies man

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 No.81431

>>81387

I'm guessing you spent your childhood throwing temper tantrums like a little bitch?

Because you are more like a little girl than you are a man

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 No.81432

>>81387

a powerless, angry, frustrated little sissy

who can't fuck

who can't fight

and doesn't have a job

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 No.81433

>>81387

I bet you've got a ton of real life friends, huh?

Because you're obviously a very normal functional emotionally stable social butterfly

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 No.81435

File: aacab11a8f6d235⋯.png (190.55 KB,414x319,414:319,R.png)

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 No.81436

>>81435

...says the SHELTERED VIDEOGAME SISSY WHO HAS NEVER SEEN A VAGINA IN REAL LIFE, AND WHO DOESN'T KNOW THE CLINICAL DEGINITION OF SCHIZOPHRENIA

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 No.81437

>>81435

Dear Uneducated IDIOT Who Uses The Term "Schizo" Without Knowing What It Means :

SCHIZOPHRENIA = the delusional belief that one's life is secretly being controlled by an unseen external Entity

and exactly WHAT about me seems like I think my life is secretly being controlled by an external unseen entity?

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 No.81438

>>81435

YOU CANT FUCK

YOU CANT FIGHT

YOURE UNEDUCATED

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 No.81439

>>81435

AGAIN : DUE TO YOUR FEAR OF HEARING A WOMAN SAY "NO",, YOU SPEND EVERY WEEKEND SITTING ALL ALONE, PLAYING VIDEOGAMES

YOURE BASICALLY A 9 YEAR OLD GIRL

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 No.81440

>>81439

What would you do to him if he were a 9 year old girl? :^)

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 No.81441

>>81440

EAT MY SHIT, VIDEOGAME SISSYBOY

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 No.81442

>>81440

YOU PATHETIC FUCKING ABNORMIE

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 No.81443

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 No.81444

YOU DYSFUNCTIONAL

VIDEOGAME SISSY

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 No.81445

>>81443

THE TIKTOK TODDLER

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 No.81446

>>81443

LOL @ YOUR SEXLESS EXISTENCE

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 No.81447

>>81443

YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A VAGINA IN REAL LIFE

but at least you've got TIKTOK

HAHAHAHAHA

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 No.81448

LOL @ THE LOW-T TIKTOK TODDLER

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 No.81449

you're white trash

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 No.81450

THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE READ ALL DAY:

WHEN THE DICKLESS TIKTOK TODDLER PROVED HE DOESNT UMDERSTAND PSYCHOLOGY BY INCORRECTLY USING THE TERM "SCHIZOPHRENIA"

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 No.81451

uneducated as fuck

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 No.81452

lol @ "schizo"

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 No.81453

THE DICKLESS TIKTOK SISSY HAS NO UNDERSTANDING OF PSYCHOLIGY WHATSOEVER

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 No.81454

YOURE ANIMAGEBOARD PARROT

WHO REPEATS TRENDY CATCHPHRASES

"AUTISM" "NORMIE" "SCHIZO"

"CHAD" "STACY"

"ROASTIE"

hahahahahahaha

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 No.81455

>>81454

What a pathetic fucking abnormie thing to say.

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 No.81456

dammit

I'm literally (as in LITERALLY) laughing

and I mistyped PSYCHOLOGY

YOU STUPID UNEDUCATED DICKLESS SEXLESS EFFEMINATE INEXPERIENCED TIKTOK SISSY

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 No.81457

>>81455

see? .....................

I knew you'd be impressed

with my ABNORMIE terminology

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 No.81458

>>81455

Isn't it strange that it took all these years for ME, an old married man who hates imageboardsto FINALLY coin the phrase abnormie??

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 No.81459

>>81455

I hate your entire generation

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 No.81460

>>81455

everybody does

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 No.81461

>>81459

At least we know how to spell.

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 No.81462

>>81461

lol

You can't fuck, you can't fight, you're unemployed, but you are a painful insult master, aren't you?

Like that painful schizo insult, where you demonstrated you've never even studied psychology on the most basic level

OUCH

Do you write all of your own material?

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 No.81463

How shall I ever recover from the permanent psychological scarring of your schizo insult?

.... and as if that wasn't already cruel enough, you said I can't spell, and now I am forever defeated by your razor sharp wit

EAT MY SHIT STRAIGHT

OUT OF MY ASSHOLE,

VIDEOGAME DOUCHEBUCKET

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 No.81464

okay, insult master. .....

it is now OFFICIALLY FRIDAY NIGHT

I'm making veggie spaghetti, salad, and garlic bread for dinner with my wife

with a bottle of Port wine......

enjoy the gaming

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 No.81465

>>81464

>Im making dinner for my wife

She your wife, not even good enough for making sammiches?

Oh wait...

>veggie dinner

Got it.

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 No.81495

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 No.81496

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