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 No.81332 [Last50 Posts]

Book: How To Increase Longevity, Live To 500+ Years More

Original Source: https://ascensionjoy .com/book-how-to-increase-longevity-live-to-500-years-more/

Karma Requirement: 200 USD/Euro.

You can obtain via many ways:

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Amazon KDP:

Kobo Book:

And many other platforms.

Description

The desire for longevity is applied to many beings no matter animals or humans.

But if you want to increase your longevity, you must be smart, you must using common sense and critical thinking of human.

In this book, I will reveal the secret and teach you how to live to 500+ years or more.

Best Regard,

Ascension Joy – Bodhi Udumbara

Free book "How To Increase Longevity, Live To 500+ Years More" (price $200 USD)

I am going to give you the book if you can make minimum donation of $5 USD to my tron wallet: TVQtKqZLoGemSuqhgXm9Y9yZeroLDi9uPX .

Offer valid for next 24 hour only.

You can find the book on google play.

The reason is I am struck with my USDT token due to lack of Tronx to transfer (their fee have changed and too high).

Give me your email/twitter and transaction ID after you done.

Thank you

Savior

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 No.81333

WHITE TRASHLEY SCHNEIDEREDNECK

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 No.81334

LITERALLYBEGGINGFOR CIGARETTE MONEY

AS ALWAYS

YOU LAZY DISGUSTING SACK OF SHIT

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 No.81335

LOL @ DARCEYHATINGYOU

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 No.81336

UNLIKE HER OTHER CHILDREN, SHENEVERLIKED YOU

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 No.81337

YOU ARE WORTHLESS

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 No.81338

YOU HAVEZEROREDEEMING QUALITIES

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 No.81339

YOURE GOING TO GROW OLD AND STILL NEVER ACCOMPLISHED A FUCKING THING

A LAZY, STUPID, INSANEBUM

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 No.81340

JULY 31st IS COMING SOON, SCUMBAG

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 No.81341

AND EVERY YEAR, YOU BECOME MORE AND MORE PATHETIC

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 No.81342

RYAN TO ME THAT HE HATES YOUR GUYS

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 No.81343

YOU'RE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

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 No.81344

RYAN TOLD ME THAT YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT

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 No.81346

YOU'RE ALREADY OLD....

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I HAD ALREADY ACCOMPLISHED ALL OF MY MAJR ACHIEVEMENTS

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 No.81347

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I HAD ALREADY BEEN WORKING AS AN ART DIRECTOR AT WARNER BROS RECORDS FOR YEARS

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 No.81348

WHEN I WAS ONLY 15, I STARTED MY OWN GRPHIC DESIGN COMPANY IN ATLANTA

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 No.81349

YOU HAVENO SKILLS

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 No.81351

AND THATSYOUR FAULT

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 No.81352

YOU ARENOTPARTICULARLY INTELLIGENT

I KNOW YOU THINK YOURE SMART

YOURENOT

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 No.81353

IN FACT, THE ONLY REASON I KNOW DARCEY AND RYAN ISBECAUSE YOU'RE SO STUPID

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 No.81354

YOURE SOOOOOO STUPID, THAT YOU TRIED DOXXING THE AMANDAS

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 No.81355

TOO STUPID TO REALIZE THATS HOW I'D LEARN WHO, WHAT & WHERE YOU ARE

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 No.81356

YOU ARE ANGRY AT ME

YOU'VETRIEDDOXXING ME

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 No.81357

BUT YOURE A BROKE, STUPID, LAZY BUM

SO YOUCAN'T AFFORDA REAL DATA SEARCH

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 No.81358

THATS WHY YOU WERE LEFT WITH GARBAGE DATA

NONEOF THE INFO WAS ACCURATE

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 No.81360

LOL @ YOUREMBARRASSINGFAILED ATTEMPT TO DOX ME

HAHAHAHAHA

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 No.81361

BY THE WAY..... YOU'RE SOOOOO UGLY

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 No.81362

RE: YOU TRYING TO DOX ME

YOU ARE UGLY AS FUCK

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 No.81363

RE: YOU TRYING TO DOX ME

YOU ARE STUPID, UGLY & FLAT BROKE

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 No.81364

RE: YOU TRYING TO DOX ME

500 ALLEN STREET FOND DU LAC WISCONSIN (920) 924-6760

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 No.81365

YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT

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 No.81366

IN YOUR MID THIRTIES, UNABLE TO AFFORD CIGARETTES

YOU PATHETIC FUCKING SLOB

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 No.81367

FUCK YOU SCHIZOPHRENIC MOOCH

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 No.81368

PATHETIC BUM

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 No.81369

GO TO MCDONALDS, YOU PIECE OF SHIT

GET A FUCKING JOB, STUPID BITCH

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 No.81370

YOU ARE NOT OUR RESPONSIBILITY

ITS YOUR FAULT THAT YOU HAVE NO SKILLS

TOO BAD, DUMBASS

GO FLIP BURGERS AT MCDONALD'S

STUPID NIGGER

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 No.81371

STUPID LAZY UGLY UNSKILLED NIGGER

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 No.81372

lol @ you having no talent

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 No.81373

wow, so many different posters in this thread.

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 No.81374

>>81369

McDonalds pays pretty well these days. I'd check it out.

Pretty hard to get fired.

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 No.81375

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Get a job they said,

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 No.81379

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 No.81380

>>81374

I know another job that pays well, and it's IMPOSSIBLE to get fired from...

Professional illustrator and designer, where I get to make my own rules, set my own hours, and charge up to $16,000 for one painting, and nobody can fire me because I'm the only employee

Or, when I was working for Warner Bros Recording Division, $3,600 per day

But yeah, since you're obviously unemployed I would definitely go check out McDonald's, or maybe just get on your knees and start getting paid one penis at a time

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 No.81381

BRAZIL : GARBAGE

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 No.81382

One of the most disappointing, highly overrated, worthless pieces of Celluloid toilet paper ever produced

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 No.81383

File: 4cc15f5d61c7fdc⋯.jpg (191.84 KB,1080x1551,360:517,Picsart_23_01_11_10_24_35_….jpg)

by the way.....

THIS IS OP

Ashley Nicole Schneider, arrested for stalking and violating a restraining order, also failure to appear in court

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 No.81384

EAT SHIT, ASHLEY

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 No.81385

>>81381

>>81382

ur garbage

>>81380

are you contractor or business?

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 No.81386

File: 4acf18dc84497f1⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,28.61 KB,600x400,3:2,reyoooooooo.jpg)

>>81382

orly?

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 No.81389

>>81332

your mother told me what a pain in the ass you truly are

You were involuntarily hospitalized at a local psychiatric unit, and clinically diagnosed with schizophrenia

Due to this hospitalization, you would be approved for SSI benefits much much quicker than other applicants

Your mother told me she has literally begged you to please apply for SSI and help her pay the bills, you 32-year-old lazy sack of garbage

But she told me you insist you don't have schizophrenia, so you refuse to apply for disability benefits

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 No.81390

>>81385

lol you'reTHEhuman that actually thinks Brazil was good

congratulations

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 No.81391

>>81385

RE: contractor vs business

I'm TALENTED

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 No.81393

Monty Python was feces and Terry Gilliam is equally as EFFLUENTIAL

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 No.81394

>>81332

If I'm not mistaken, your mother survives on Social Security benefits

At least that's what she seemed to be hinting at in one of our phone calls

YOUR MOTHER IS NOT A WEALTHY WOMAN

But you absolutely refuse to get a job or even apply for disability to help her pay your lazy way through life

You are 32 years old and you've never had a job in your entire life

You've been sitting on your ass since the day you turned 18, refusing to help your mother with the bills

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 No.81395

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 No.81396

>>81332

LOL @ YOUCONTINUALLY BEGGING FOR CIGARETTE MONEYIN AN EMPTY CHATROOM

you ugly fucking bitch

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 No.81397

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 No.81398

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>>81332

Why don't you tell us about the trivial minor fender bender that you still use asan excuse not to get a job?

Your mother told me all about your fabricated "fear of cars PTSD" that you use as an excuse, insisting it means you can't work

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 No.81399

>>81332

EVERYBODY has been in a fender bender, stupid bitch

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 No.81400

>>81332

you LITERALLY fabricate reasons and excuses on a daily basis, continually trying to shrug your own financial responsibilities

you are SO REPUGNANTLY LAZY that you won't even apply for SSI

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 No.81401

>>81332

you disgust me

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 No.81402

>>81332

TRANSLATION : YOUREDISGUSTING

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 No.81403

>>81391

I guess you get a 1099- TALENTED form then?

>>81390

you dumb chatFGT

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 No.81405

>>81403

....SAYS THEOBVIOUSLYUNEMPLOYED MAN WHO GETSZEROPUSSY

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 No.81406

>>81403

HINT : it's yet ANOTHER lonely Friday night for you, just like every lonely Friday night

You'll be waking up completely alone in that empty little bed of yours tomorrow morning, and facing yet ANOTHER demeaning lonely Saturday night

.... apparently, you must not be sexually attracted to females

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 No.81407

>>81403

If a man is truly thirsty, he will do anything to find a glass of water

If a man is truly hungry, he's going to find food one way or another

And if a man is truly heterosexual, he's not going to continue sitting there staring at his computer every weekend while I get my dick deepthroated

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 No.81408

>>81403

I guess it's really not surprising that you like the movie Brazil and you're not sexually attracted to females

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 No.81409

>>81403

but congratulations on the "inadvertently admitting you don't have a life outside of the internet with your idiotic chatGPT reference" accomplishment!!!....

WHICH VIDEOGAME WILL YOU BE PLAYING TONIGHT, SUZYBOY?

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 No.81410

BTW, next time you try developing a chatGPT-based insult suggesting the other person is US homosexual,find someone who HASN'T literally fucked well over 700 women & teenaged girls

And maybe you could avoid looking stupid? Just an idea

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 No.81411

>>81403

AGAIN, SUZY :

WHICH VIDEOGAME WILL YOU BE "DATING" THIS WEEKEND?

MINECRAFT?

GTA ?...

MS PACMAN?

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 No.81412

I bet you listen to screamo on headphones while playing OverWatch

And have somehow convinced yourself that your mother doesn't realize you masturbate in your 55 minute long showers

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 No.81413

one thing I'm ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN about:

no woman will have sex with you

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 No.81414

not unless they'll fuck anybody for money

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 No.81415

HINT: When your "date" will fuck either YOU OR A NIGGER,WHOEVER PAYS HER FIRST, you're less than a nigger

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 No.81416

now, go make another series of lame BRAZIL references

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 No.81417

BRAZIL = considered a classic by those with a low IQ

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 No.81434

what the fuck are you talking about?

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