No.80740 [Last50 Posts]
The worst administrator of Logopedia who deserves to be demoted for blocking all of my accounts.
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No.80741
>>80740
By the way, your mother recently approached me, and offered to cut a deal where she would trade me pussy and throat and asshole if I beat the shit out of you, and made it look like a home invasion
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No.80742
>>80740
Quite honestly, at first I thought it was a setup
But after your mother took her clothes off I realized she wasn't wearing a wire
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No.80743
>>80740
Your mother found it hard to speak with her mouth full......
But somewhere between the gagging noises I'm pretty sure she said she's "sick and tired of you taking advantage of her, sitting on your ass all day, surfing the internet and pretending as if you are serving a purpose"....
and YES.... that's quite a mouthful of words, especially when my dick was down the back of her throat, but we were negotiating the arrangement for quite a while by the time I started to understand what she wanted me to do
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No.80744
>>80740
look, Sassypants.............
here's the deal :
Your mother wants to trade sex to have me beat your ass
But I feel sorry for you so I really don't want to beat the shit out of you
I think her end goal is to get out of her house once and for all
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No.80745
He is the worst Logopedia administrator, TheNintendoGuy9009 (https://logos.fandom.com/wiki/User:TheNintendoGuy9009).
He deserves to demoted for destroying this wiki!
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No.80746
>>80740
So you can save yourself the hospital bills and humiliation by just taking my advice and getting the fuck out of her house immediately
it turns out she's going to suck this dick either way, so it's a win-win for ME either way
But I'd rather give you this opportunity to just get the fuck out of her house without having to deal with a broken nose and a few broken ribs
If you were smart you would start packing your crap into a black plastic garbage bag while you still can
It's hard to pack your things with a broken arm
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No.80747
>>80745
WHY WOMEN DONT FUCK YOU :
A : YOU
THAT'S WHY.......YOU
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No.80748
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No.80749
>>80740
Are you even aware there's a thing called real life that happens outside of the safety zone of Mommy's spare bedroom?
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No.80750
YEP !!!.......
Believe it or not, if you stand up from that stinky computer chair, and walk away from your obsolete embarrassing little computer.. and open the door to Mommy's spare bedroom....
And if you walk down the hallway to Mommy's front door, and walk outside into her front yard.....
And walk down the street....
And keep walking.....
That's it.. just keep walking....
Stop turning around and asking me questions
......keep walking
That's it, schmuck.. keep walking and shut the fuck up
adios!!
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No.80751
I'm actually trying to do you a favor
I'm trying to give you a heads up :
I don't want to see any harm come to you, and I don't plan on continuing to fuck your mother much longer
But I promise she'll have sex with somebody eventually who will beat your ass for her
She's determined to get you out of her house, and Anything Goes with that pussy of hers, if you know what I mean
For all you know, the next guy will be a Mexican or a nigger
You're lucky she chose a white guy this time. You should take my advice and just get out of her house immediately before something bad happens to you
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No.80752
HINT :
When I was 15 I got a job as anightclub doorman, believe it or not....
......Why is that important?
simple: because it demonstrates that I behaved like an adult
They never even asked me how old I was. They assumed I was in my thirties.
I looked older than 15, yes.... but that's NOT why they assumed I was in my 30s
They assumed that was in my thirties because the way I behaved
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No.80753
Why is behavior important?
Because if you behave like you are supposed to be backstage at a concert, nobody will ask you for a backstage past
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No.80754
Conversely, one can choose to behave like a child
Even into adulthood
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No.80755
One can be a fully grown adult, and decide to behave like a little child
With no job and no girlfriend, still living with mommy, and wasting his existence fretting over Discord lugapedia video game Nintendo sissy boy anime and chat room culture garbage.....
If one so chooses
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No.80756
I had just turned 16 years old, standing at the front door of the nightclub carding people and hitting on girls whenJoy walked out of the nightclub
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No.80757
I'm old as fuck, but till the day I die I will never forget when ==Joy walked out of the nightclub
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No.80758
Joy was absolutely fucking gorgeous! I've got really really good taste in women, I assure you.. so when I say Joy was hot as fuck.. trust me.. it's true
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No.80759
Now I will become the most infamous internet user from Romania, everyone!
-Maria Alexandra Voicu, from Glodeni, Dâmbovița county, Romania
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No.80760
Joy was smokin' fucking hot !!
She had an adorable blonde pixie haircut, with bright blue eyes and perfect chiseled features, she was an hourglass shaped figure on a tiny little frame...
She was Stone Cold hot as fuck plain and simple
She was also from a very wealthy family, all of them in medicine, doctors, and she was a registered nurse at Piedmont Hospital
She was 36 years old.........
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No.80761
>>80759
More like my balls in your mouth. Shut the fuck up, douchebucket
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No.80762
why am I telling you about Joy?
Because I had literally just turned 16
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No.80763
Soon, I would get also an Encyclopedia Dramatica page, as I have became an infamous internet user from Romania.
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No.80764
Joy quite literally RAPED me...
I'm not complaining at all. Don't get me wrong. But technically speaking, it was a Full Throttle sexual assault by one the most beautiful women I had ever seen
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No.80765
>>80763
Soon you'll have my balls in your mouth
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No.80766
*as I become
Sorry for the grammar mistake, everyone!
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No.80767
H O W O L D A R E Y O U ?
The longer you wait, the weirder and weirder it's going to seem to women
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No.80768
>>80766
*forehead*
On your forehead
Sorry about the typo, cocksucker
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No.80769
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆AGAIN :☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
the longer you wait, THE WEIRDER IT WILL SEEM TO WOMEN
Pay attention.. this is the best advice you'll ever get
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No.80770
AGAIN : the longer it takes you to master the art of relationships, the stranger and creepier women will perceive it
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No.80771
FACTS : if you knew how to get girls, you would have a girl sucking your dick right now
It's not an insult
Men who know how to secure food don't go hungry
And men who know how to get pussy don't spend their life without an emotional and sexual companion
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No.80772
I'm not being mean when I sayif you don't have a girlfriend right now, that means you don't know how to get the girls
So obviously it's time you begin embracing reality if you want to get out of this rut
"pretending like it's not important" hasn't worked out very well for you so far
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No.80773
look..... I'm not in good looking and I'm not rich and I don't have a 14 inch long penis....
So if a loser likeMEcould score with women at the age of 16, what's taking you so God damn long?
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No.80774
Q : why don't you have a girlfriend yet?
A : YOU
YOUare the only one preventing you from succeeding
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No.80775
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No.80776
T R U S T M E , D O U C H E B A G
ITISTHE MOST IMPORTANT THING
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No.80777
Any man who tells you having an emotional and sexual life companion is irrelevantIS A COWARD
Because they're too afraid to admit the truth
They are such a coward, they would rather lie than simply admit the truth
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No.80778
Nobody ever promised life was going to be an easy ride for you
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No.80779
Nobody ever guaranteed you a silver spoon or a secret cheat code through life
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No.80780
Welcome to Planet earth. This is where we get our hands dirty
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No.80781
And I'm afraid you're going to have to jump into the ring, and learn how to get what you want out of life
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No.80782
Obviously you're doing something wrong
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No.80783
If you're too much of a coward to embrace the fact that you have obviously been doing something wrong, then there's no reason to offer help
If you're not big enough to accept the fact....
That obviously you are doing something wrong.....
Then you will never be able to move forward and make progress
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No.80784
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WRONG ?
EVERYTHING
DUHHH
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No.80785
Apparently, you haven't tried seeing it from a woman's perspective
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No.80786
If the goal is securing a woman who loves you, perhaps you should begin by seeing things through their perspective
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No.80787
I've never met a cool chick who gave a flying fuck about Discord or Nintendo or janitors or moderators or image boards or anime or predictable trendy Behavior
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No.80788
ME : rude cynical asshole who got my duck sucked last night AND this morning
YOU : complaining about Nintendo guy Discord moderator Banning computer geek fagshow
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No.80789
ME : the anti-anon who is drinking port wine and smoking some floral magnificence, after emptying my nuts down my wife's throat before she left for work
YOU : Discord Nintendo image board
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No.80790
I mean..... shit.........
even stupid stinky greasy mumbling NIGGERS get their dicks sucked
It's really not rocket science
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No.80791
............ are you ready?
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No.80792
..... are you ready to hear the TRUTH?
YOURE AFRAID
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No.80793
YOUR FEAR = WHY YOU DONT EVEN TRY
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No.80794
Quite literally.. with no exaggeration or hyperbole.. the only reason you're not getting your dick sucked is becauseyou are terrified of rejection
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No.80795
(it's NOT a secret)
It's Human Nature
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No.80796
YOU DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE YOURE AFRAID TO TRY
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No.80797
it's elementary...........
if you weren't afraid to try, you would be getting pussy all the time, meeting girls in grocery stores or standing in front of you in line at a convenience store paying for their gas
If you were not afraid to try, you would loosen up and use your gift of gab, and out of every 20 girls you introduced yourself to, at least one of them would suck your dick
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No.80798
It's really just that simple
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No.80799
if you WERENT afraid to try.......
You wouldn't care about the nine out of 10 women who didn't fuck you, because you would have self-confidence
Meaning Not only would you fuck every 1 out of 10, but because it came naturally, you would end up fucking 3 out of 10....
We have our good days and we have our bad days
But you'll never know until you try
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No.80800
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No.80801
it's true......
All men are little boys
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No.80802
But you're never going to attract a Woman by behaving like a little boy
I'm afraid you're going to have to modify your behavior
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No.80803
You can always go back to behaving like a Nintendo Discord anime video game image board douchebucket down the road in the future, if "actually getting pussy" doesn't work out for you
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No.80804
But you're going to have to start behaving like a man who doesn't care if he gets rejected or not
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No.80805
You're going to have to begin behaving like a man
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No.80806
HINT :NEVERMENTION LOGOPEDIA, DISCORD, VIDEOGAMES OR IMAGEBOARDS TO A WOMAN.
Trust me..
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No.80807
HINT : the things you find interesting are gay
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No.80808
You might be surprised how quickly you would lose interest in these childish topics if you had a hot chick sucking your dick
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No.80809
......and YOUKNOWI'm right
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No.80811
>>80805
how? By not having nintentoddler consoles?
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No.80871
hey anon i don't know what logopedia is but it sounds like you had a niche hobby that was really important to you and i'm sorry some ego-stroking volunteer admin for a rando website with nothing else in his life banned you just because he could. i got BTFO of halfchan for posts made by other people under my IP somehow for some reason and i never heard anything about it after that. i've been banned from e621 twice because of my colorful usernames too despite never interacting with anyone online. don't let anyone invalidate your interests because having a GF isn't worth giving up your uniqueness, though in all likelihood no one on this site is here because we're socially successful and they're just trying to drag you down. also nintendofags are delusional zoomers who enjoyed the metroid prime trilogy and starfox adventures/assault. everything before gamecube is simplistic 2d sprite / lowpoly shit that is only appreciated in retrospect for being some of the first vidya ever, but endless mario remakes aren't worth playing beyond nostalgia and hatred for the monetization of modern games-as-service.
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No.80938
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No.80939
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No.80940
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No.80959
I think I found his number and he a pedo
858 357 1233
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