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im not a private investigator

I am a disruptive chat guest

however: one thing I've definitely learned

time goes by fast...

And before you know it, that situation will be resolved

anyone being sought WILL eventually be found

and when they DO find him, send him in here and I'll irritate the shit out of him

be sure to send him in here, and if he's chatting during a weekday, I'll remind him that McDonald's is hiring

>>80186

you should askHEP CLOWN JERRY

he is now an "online researcher Qturd"

Jerry'sSUCHa well-informed GENIUS INVESTIGATOR that he actually thinks I got a covid vaccine

he's BRILLIANT

Jerry can be found on hisstupid as shitboard /freedomzine/

>>80173

However, while we're at it, I might as well tell you a couple tidbits, and you can apply them however you would like, or disregard them if you choose

>>80173

There have been a few times in my life when the situation at hand called for Extreme Measures....

And when I say extreme measures, I'm talking about LOCATING & ASSAULTING someone

Although one of the times I never actually physically assaulted the motherfucker because he freaked out, he was so goddamn scared he started to cry. I literally didn't know what to do because he was crying like a little girl

ANYWAY..... when it came to locating them, it was really simply a matter of knowing places they would likely appear, although I had no idea WHEN they might appear there.....

So I used one of my hidden gifts, the ability to WAIT.....

And I'm not talking about being patient for an hour or two

nope.... I'm talking about sitting and watching a location for more than a day or two....

I have to be careful what I say at this point, because for understandable reasons, I don't feel like incriminating myself right now....

but let it suffice to say '''one of these incidents involved "blending in" across the street from a certain location (if I told you how I "blended in", it would be an incriminating detail so I'm going to leave it to your imagination) and after waiting an entire day and an entire night, I went back home and took a shower and got something to eat then went straight back to the location again.

Lots of people came and went from the spot I was staking out, but not the asshole who ripped me off

I pulled another entire day across the street, where nobody would even realize I was there, but I had full view of the location I was surveilling

I wasn't on drugs, but it was so important to me that I only ate one meal during those 48 hours

( I also urinated right there where I was waiting, and I even took a fucking shit in somebody's __ I had been hiding in)

Again, I don't want to mention what I was hiding in because that's definitely part of that investigation, so I'm not going to mention where I was hiding

About 1:00 a.m. on the second day, after two entire days of waiting, rolling the dice that the asshole would show up at this location,tada!!!there he was...

I ran straight across the street and punched that mother fucker in his left temple with my right fist HARD AS FUCK

POW !!

It actually sounded like I was hitting a wooden table with my knuckles

Then I started punching him in the face and chest and neck and I even punch that mother fucker directly in the throat but I don't think it crushed his larynx because he was kind of turned at an angle..

He guarded with his arms, covering his head and dropped to the ground and I kicked him a few times in the face and then I disappeared

It was actually on the news

This was back in the'80s.. it's a long story but trust me he deserved it

There was another timeI literally sat inside some bushes, covered by a green army coat to blend in with the foliage (not camouflage but just army green) FOR ALMOST 8 HOURSand when Ron Anthony finally showed up, exactly as I expected him to do, I caught him off guard and put a Philips head screwdriver through his face.

100% TRUE

He got some licks in on me as well, but I ended up stabbing him through his hand ( he was trying to block my attack, and I swear to God I put the Phillips head screwdriver between them metacarpal bones of his hand, IN THROUGH HIS PALM, AND OUT THE BACK OF HIS HAND)

100% true... that was nothing compared to the whole I put through his face with the screwdriver...

It's actually kind of creepy to talk about and it makes me sick to my stomach to even think about it to be honest

But in moments like that, fight or flight syndrome makes everything seem to suddenly go in "slow motion"

So I still have a photographic snapshot of his facial expression

With my right hand, I plunged the screwdriver directly into his face underneath his left eye

it hit the orbit of his eye, the bone.. it paused for just a second, then it continued downward through his cheek, leaving a tunnel through his face

I still remember his expression, for that one millisecond the screwdriver was still lodged in his face, coming out down through his mouth in the buccal area

His eyes were wide open and looking down the screwdriver lodged underneath his eye

Like I said, he got a couple licks in, and we were both bloody.. but I ended up stabbing him in the shoulder and rib cage has he ran away from me

100% true.... I'm not proud of this, and I'm not bragging because in a way, I'm actually ashamed of myself

the other incident involved me sitting in a Waffle House Restaurant on Piedmont Avenue in Atlanta staking out an apartment complex until the douchebag finally showed up at his friend's apartment

i didn't run. I walked calmly over to the apartment complex, and he had knocked on their apartment door and was still waiting when suddenly he realized I was behind him

That's the guy that started blubbering and crying and apologizing

Like I said, I didn't know what to do

He was shaking.. visibly shaking and crying, so I told him to fuck himself and he's lucky, and I turned around and went back home

by the way, if those three stories LED you to believe I think I'm a tough guy, you would be mistaken

I'm the farthest thing from a tough guy

I'm an artist and a vegetarian and I get nauseated thinking about violence.. I'm definitely not a tough guy

But I'm also not going to back down from anything

I'm NOT a tough guy at all, but I'm also not a fucking coward

So regarding anybody who ever fucks you over in your life.. it's up to you to determine whether or not that person disrespected you to a degree which requires balancing the scales somehow

I'm not sure if the apartments are on Marosgo Street or Lindbergh place, but I can still remember what those old apartments look like right now. It seems like only yesterday, because all we have is one millisecond

Yesterday requires imagination to remember

And tomorrow requires imagination to hypothesize

Life is like a string stretched taut, where you cannot see the attachments at either end

andYOU ARE A BEADsliding down that string

No matter how far you travel, the only thing you will ever have is that bead

This one millisecond you have been experiencing since the day you were born

That's all any of us will ever have is this moment right now. It lasts forever until it stops

So if somebody fucks you over, it's always good to take a breath and let it settle down before you even begin determining whether or not it was important enough for you to send a message

But if you ever determine that a particular person has created an imbalance in the universe's energy field that must be rebalanced again...

Do it yourself, don't tell anybody what you're doing, unless she has a tattoo of a tiger next to her vagina, and make sure the victim never forgets it as long as they live

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>>80173

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