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 No.79931

The Book That Will Defeat The Evil & Ashley Schneider trades Vagina for Cigarettes

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 No.79933

File: 67cb56417978175⋯.jpg (447.63 KB,1200x1600,3:4,Picsart_23_02_05_16_43_19_….jpg)

File: 38c8f8bee99d101⋯.jpg (419.37 KB,1200x1600,3:4,Picsart_23_02_05_16_48_55_….jpg)

File: 6425b3ba107e34b⋯.jpg (328.18 KB,1200x1600,3:4,Picsart_23_02_05_16_33_01_….jpg)

what can I say?

cigarettes cost money

and I'm a fucking MOOCH

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 No.79934

File: 3f97f390bf95716⋯.jpg (363.92 KB,1080x1341,120:149,Picsart_23_02_28_15_18_34_….jpg)

killcen offered to buy my cigarettes if ill suck his weak flaccid 73 year old limp penis.

hey.... make it MENTHOL and you've got a deal

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 No.79935

File: efa29402ac58871⋯.jpg (313.48 KB,1080x1342,540:671,Picsart_23_02_28_16_04_57_….jpg)

there's nothing trailer trash men like more than getting their dick sucked

and nothing I like more than MENTHOL DISCOUNT CIGARETTES

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 No.79936

File: d0710d129c11db1⋯.jpg (148.31 KB,1620x1080,3:2,Picsart_23_03_01_10_44_51_….jpg)

Jerry offered me an ENTIRE CARTON OF DISCOUNT MENTHOL CIGARETTS FORONLY ONE BLOWJOB

but I don't feel like getting hepatitis c

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 No.79937

File: 05f643fbb8a71e7⋯.jpg (208.63 KB,886x1080,443:540,Picsart_23_02_28_11_27_23_….jpg)

but then again, I'd let an AIDS VICTIM empty their testicles into me for an entire weeks worth of NEWPORTS

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 No.79938

File: 457eff3a55f771e⋯.jpg (92.06 KB,856x856,1:1,Picsart_23_02_27_23_51_48_….jpg)

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 No.79939

File: ceaf3a3a432842e⋯.jpg (141.21 KB,1080x1177,1080:1177,Picsart_23_02_28_01_25_02_….jpg)

asyu can see,I'm willing to do ANYTHING to avoid getting a job

I'm a worthless lazy sack of garbage

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 No.79940

File: a0ba90955a0af84⋯.jpg (204.09 KB,1080x1369,1080:1369,Picsart_23_02_28_01_23_47_….jpg)

ANYTHING

LITERALLYANY HOLE

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 No.79941

File: 2ea87aef41f5ba3⋯.jpg (216.82 KB,1080x1390,108:139,Picsart_23_02_27_23_39_08_….jpg)

not even joking

NAME THE HOLE

you can fuck it for a pack of smokes

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 No.79942

File: e68e22d0a8c184d⋯.jpg (162.55 KB,1080x1379,1080:1379,Picsart_23_02_28_01_23_20_….jpg)

anything goes with cigarettes

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 No.79943

File: 9fa9560b54b70e9⋯.jpg (316.29 KB,1080x1400,27:35,Picsart_23_02_27_17_45_56_….jpg)

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 No.79944

File: 8051fb233913cca⋯.jpg (199.79 KB,1276x1080,319:270,Picsart_23_02_20_08_32_14_….jpg)

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 No.79945

File: 0cacc32e5f794be⋯.jpg (340.46 KB,1080x1400,27:35,Picsart_23_02_17_13_06_18_….jpg)

LIFE IS A 2-WAY STREET

drive 3 miles on MY VAGINA LANE, then take a right at MENTHOL STREET

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 No.79946

File: f477629d42475ee⋯.jpg (212.27 KB,1132x1080,283:270,Picsart_23_02_10_09_31_07_….jpg)

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 No.79947

for the past 13 days I have been meditating and casting spells to jesus that Ashley Schneider will find a customer willing to trade Mint Flavored Chewing Tobacco to Ashley for Anal Sex.

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