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File: f306e46b3339b20⋯.jpg (186.16 KB,1440x960,3:2,sleepy_methbois.jpg)

 No.79820

WHY ARE YOU STILL SLEEPING? YOU'LL MISS THE DAY!

You'll miss the sunrise. don't you have chores methbot?

DON'T BE MAD AT ME CAUSE YOU'RE A LAZY BONES

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 No.79821

File: 4cf87ffd9680c73⋯.jpg (139.2 KB,1024x682,512:341,casademethbot.jpg)

I HAVE A WIFE(actually he means ;contour keyboard)

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 No.79822

File: 4326dc68e5044dd⋯.jpg (221.96 KB,852x480,71:40,joth.jpg)

wake up joth neddit

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 No.79838

>>79820

Awake at 4:00 a.m. and accuses other people of being on meth

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 No.79839

You just validated it everything schizo Boomer Neptune says about you not having a job or a girlfriend or enough money pay your own Wi-Fi bills. Ouch

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 No.79840

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>thinks JN doesn't have a wife

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 No.79841

File: 939397bd52332ca⋯.mp4 (14.33 MB,208x160,13:10,yt5s_com_SUMTHIN_AINT_RIGH….mp4)

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 No.79842

>>79820

Rarely does anyone get to witness another person put their foot so deeply into their mouth. Thank you for this opportunity!

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 No.79843

>>79820

I'm sure your mother has already mentioned McDonald's is hiring, you worthless mooch...

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 No.79844

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>>79820

your BIGGEST problem?

lack of talent

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 No.79891

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Lazybones, sleepin' in the sun.

...how you spect to get your day's work done?

You can't get your day's work done... sleepin' in the noon day sun

Lazybones, layin' in the shade... how you gonna get your cornmeal made?

You can't get no cornmeal made... sleepin' in that evening shade

When taters need sprayin', I bet you keep prayin'

The bugs'll fall off of the vine

And when you go fishin' I bet you keep wishin'

Them fish don't grab your line

Lazybones, loafin' all the day... how you spect to make a dime that way?

You won't make no dime that way... loafin' in the shade all day

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riding dirty no doubt

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