No.79714
There is a cute mulatto chick at the gym with an amazing thighs. I’m a good looking white guy and I have confidence, what do I say to her?
>race mixer
I’m just having fun bleaching mocha puss, and I intend to have a white wife.
____________________________
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No.79723
>>79714
yet you're still a virgin
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No.79724
>>79714
Why don't you tell her the truth?.. tell her that you are actually effeminate, a sheltered Mommy's boy, a virgin, and a narcissistic pompous closet homosexual
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No.79725
>>79714
Tell her that you don't know the difference between self-confidence and narcissism, and you became increasingly more effeminate with each anime that you've watched
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No.79726
>>79714
simply RELAX and TELL HER THE TRUTH
Tell her that 97.4% of males who watch anime end up performing oral sex on other males
Tell her that your mother built the notion in your head that you are "good looking", but apparently your mother's the only woman on earth who seems to feel that way, because no women have approached you and asked you for sex
Tell her you're targeting her because blacks are SUBPRIMATES, disgusting embarrassing apes, and you figured you'd have better chances if you shop for the bottom of the barrel
Tell her that (obviously) you're simply not good enough poor a human (white) female
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No.79727
>>79714
just RELAX and BE YOURSELF
Start masturbating to gay pornography like you do every weekend, then insert your finger in your rectum while you watch an anime cartoon
Then pull out your phone and call your mother right in front of her, and ask your mother if she will please make you another sandwich and do your laundry for you
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No.79728
>>79714
just RELAX and BE HONEST
Tell her on work days, you can be found sitting in front of your computer in an empty chat room, unemployed and broke, during the afternoon while the men she's interested in having sex with are all at their jobs making money and supporting themselves
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No.79729
>>79714
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT :
YOU ARENOT"GOOD LOOKING"
that's EGG ZACK LEE why you're literally BEGGING NIGER MONKEYS to please notice that you exist
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No.79730
>>79714
simply RELAX and BE 100% HONEST
tell her that you began your homoerotic "finess" journey after taking life advice from closet homosexuals in 4chan, who used embarrassing excuses like MGTOW to explain why they're not sexually attracted to females...
( and feel free to mention that 47.9% of all men in gyms are secret gay, while 43% of them are open gay.
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No.79731
congratulations!!
You're officially homosexual
AND UNEMPLOYED
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No.79732
D I S C L A I M E R :
Feeling the need to go to the gym to improve yourself is the polar opposite of self-confidence
Feeling the need to continually remind yourself that you are good looking is the polar opposite of self-confidence
REAL SELF-CONFIDENCE = not getting a fuck whether you are good looking or ugly or anything in between
REAL SELF-CONFIDENCE = being happy with yourself the way you are, without being manipulated into thinking you need to go to a gym and "improve yourself"
YOU'RE SIMPLY ALAUGHABLY INEXPERIENCED NARCISSISTWHO IS BEGGING NIGGERS, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT CONFIDENT THAT A WHITE WOMAN WILL BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE NOT GAY
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No.79733
>>79714
take a guess why TWILIGHT was marketed towards immature inexperienced FEMALES
BECAUSE "VAMPIRES" ARE A FEMININE CONCEPT
HETEROSEXUAL MEN DONOTGRAVITATE TOWARDS ANYTHING "VAMPIRE"
And then there's the IMMATURE infantile penchant for poorly drawn crappy childish animated cartoons
of "cute boys", no less.....
NO WONDER YOU FELT THE NEED TO GO TO A GYM
YOU'RE TRYING TO HIDE YOUR LACK OF MASCULINITY
(hint: working out will not make you masculine, because behind any hypothetical eventual musculature, there will still be an immature, effeminate, insecure, anime watching, video game playing sissy mama's boy, who lives in her spare bedroom, and doesn't have a job, so he can't support himself, very similar to the average 6-year-old boy....
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No.79734
YOU'RE EFFEMINATE
You remind me of a fat girl who shops at Hot Topic to hide the fact that she's an insecure undesirable awkward inexperienced bore
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No.79735
>>79714
when I was 12 years old, '''I stopped giving a fuck if I was "handsome enough", or "this enough", or "that enough"
Unlike your transparent narcissism, I actually learnedTRUE CONFIDENCE
(the fact that you're trying to "improve yourself" demonstrates your lack of real true confidence)
by no longer caring how other people perceived me, I was able to free myself of the norms, barriers, protocols and expectations of the average dipshit in society...
this translated into ALL aspects of my life.....
and at the age of 12, I impressed a Publishing Company so much, but they paid me $3,600 to illustrate an International magazine cover.
( because I literally didn't give a fuck if they liked my artwork or not, so I didn't kiss their ass when they came asking me how much I would charge to illustrate the cover of the magazine being published in 60 days)
By the time I was 15, I was hired as a doorman at a nightclub in buckhead, atlanta.. 3 years before I was old enough to drink alcohol, let alone even be in the nightclub in the first place
I think it was 2 days after I turned 16 years old when I started dating my beautiful 36-year-old blonde hair blue-eyed registered nurse girlfriend...
By the age of 18 I was a DJ in Atlanta's most successful Stripclub
But because I am monogamous when I'm in a relationship, i didn't start fucking the strippers until I was 20 years old, and ended my 4-year relationship with the registered nurse
The night I broke with my girlfriend, I was getting blowjobs at work
I eventually ended up withTWO LIVE-IN GIRLFRIENDS, one who was petite Japanese girl, and the other one was a tiny little blonde with perfect tiny tits
BOTH of them acted as my "singular girlfriend"
All three of us slept in the same bed, and all three of us had sex every night
All three of us would go out to fancy restaurants and all three of us would go see movies and concerts and do everything together, like the average couple
On a particularly profitable night at the strip club, my two girlfriends asked two other dancers if they wanted to come home and fuck
While we were waiting for the taxi cab, THREE MORE STRIPPERS decided to join us
I fuckedall seven of themby myself....
just me and SEVEN women..... we had sex for an entire weekend, and the drugs didn't hurt
By the time I was 25 or 26 years old, I had already had sex with well over 700 hot as fuck women and teenaged chicks
and I very RARELY MADE THE FIRST MOVE
100% true: the majority of those women were the ones who approached me, not the other way around
AND I'M UGLY
I AM UGLY AS FUCK !!
I've married a SWEDISH CHICK (as in: he was actually from sweden, and it was almost impossible to pronounce her last name correctly, because the consonants were in a different order than what I was used to in the English language)
lol @ saying you are "self-confident", right after you've admitted you go to a gym because you don't think you are good enough yet
Dear Awkward EFFEMINATE VAMPIRE ANIME SISSYBOY,
Perhaps if you got a job, you might finally feel like you've accomplished something with your life, and you wouldn't be compelled to continually convince yourself that you are "good looking"
like I said..... 80% of those 700+ women & teenaged girls APPROACHEDME
Apparently, women don't seem to agree with you on how "good looking" you are
And that's why you're in an empty chat room begging for somebody to please teach you how to talk to a woman
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No.79739
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No.79740
>>79714
I've never been to a gym in my life, I don't work out, and I could put you in the hospital with one punch..
I couldn't care less how many muscles you have, because I would beat you into an emergency room...
You're a little girl, no matter how many times you go to the gym
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No.79741
>>79734
Yeah I have sex with men too idgaf, white bitches are overated I like “subhuman” Ebony and merchantish puss
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No.79742
I can confirm what all of you have stated. OP is gay, a narcisist, and he's had my weiner in his mouth
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No.79743
>>79741
HINT: there's no such thing as a "bisexual"
there's just HOMOSEXUALS who lie to themselves and others
YOURE A TOILET WITH LEGS
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No.79744
>>79742
I can confirm that NO MAN IS FUCKING YOU
NO WOMAN IS FUCKING YOU
NO CHILDREN ARE INTIMIDATED BY YOU
GO FANTASIZE AND WATCH ANOTHER ANIME, YOU EFFEMINATE WEAK LITTLE BOY
(and McDonald's is hiring, you broke worthless bore)
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No.79745
>>79741
DGAF : that was painfully obvious when you mentioned SETTLING FOR SEX WITH MONKEYS
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No.79746
typical INFERIORITY "LITTLE MAN" COMPLEX
and as always, they END UP HAVING SEX WITH NIGGERS
but NOT females
black women hate you
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No.79747
eat shit, little sissyboy
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No.79748
>>79744
>I can confirm that NO MAN IS FUCKING YOU
i put my pp in OPs butt, im here because he sent me this thread on discord
>and McDonald's is hiring, you broke worthless bore
I make almost 6 figures
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No.79749
>>79748
6 figurines?.......
I'm surprised you don't
TYPE WITH A LISP.......
big deal, wannabe
I was ZZ TOPs Art Director
at Warner Bros. Records
lol @ "I make 6 figures" hahaha
Sallyboy, when I was hired as a StripClub DJ at age 18, they asked me,
"How'd You Like a $1,600 Guarantee?"
of course, you have no clue what I'm talking about..... do you, schmuck?
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No.79750
>>79748
>actually uses DISCORD
>actually ADMITS using discord
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No.79751
>>79748
"I make six figurines"
Dear Effeminate Public Urinal BOY,
the stripclub gave me a
MINIMUM NIGHTLY GUARANTEE
SIXTEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS
TAX FREE..... CASH....
BARE MINIMUM
with 120 strippers in a BANGIN' club, I would get 10% of their tips, plus the club paid me a salary, so I would regularly make upwards of $4,000 on an average night....
maybe $4,500 the next night...
$3,750 the next night....
and sure.... on a really good night, I'd make $6,000..
cash...... easily.....
however.....
very rarely....
very very rarely....
we'd have a slow night.....
and if I only made $1,250
the bar gave me $350
or if I only made $1,000
they'd give me $500
so I'd never leave that DJ Booth with anything less than $1,600
I worked that job
for almost ten years
lol @ "I make 6 figures"
I M P R E S S I V E
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No.79752
i sat in a $3,500 per night Suite at The BelAge, an elegant Beverly Hills Hotel (where ZZ always stayed and was regularly featured in the show Beverly Hills 90210)
I smoked AMAZING weed....
and used an AIRBRUSH to create this Logo for ZZ Top's Greatest Hits Album
not a computer, not photoshop....
an airbrush....
it took me about 2 hours total
I got paid $75,000 for that 2 hours
not even lying.....
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No.79753
I got paid OUTRAGEOUSLY by Warner Bros.
Actually, there was a time when I was getting paid 300%
like that $75,000 for example:
ZZs manager Bill Ham was a genius Col. Tom type
he arranged a special deal in which I would get paid THREE TIMES for each gig
once by Lone Wolf Records
once by Warner Bros.
once by Miller Beer (sponsor)
$25,000 each....... $75,000 in 2 hours
BIG DEAL
"6 FIGURES".... "5 FIGURES"...
"4 FIGURES".... "7 FIGURES"
I R R E L E V A N T
ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING
then you can stop being so insecure
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No.79754
but I don't ever think about "how much money I got" when I look back on my life
instead, I focus on THE EXPERIENCES
the accomplishments
the conversations
the interactions
the uncertainty
the failures
my mistakes
my victories
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No.79755
I look back, and I think about all the PUSSY, not the money
I look back......
and I think about all the friendships
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No.79756
This is my first time on 8kun im usually on 4/pol/
Is posting like this, and being this autistic normal?
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No.79757
by the way.......
as a PROFESSIONAL ILLUSTRATOR
as an artist?
I can assure you that
ANIME ISTHEWORST, LEAST CREATIVE, MOST EXCRUCIATINGLY UNORIGINAL GARBAGE ART ON EARTH
A L L O F I T
it proves that you're all about STYLE
but you haveno substance
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No.79758
>>79756
*grabs your left ear*
*grabs your right ear*
"SAY CHEESE!"
*spits a thick phlegm in your mouth*
DUHHH @ 4CHAN
lol @ you getting banned
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No.79759
w e l c o m e t o 8 k u n
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No.79760
if you got banned from /pol/
You're on the wrong board
You're looking for /pnd/
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No.79761
/pol/ = insecure, lonely, failed, awkward misfts... INFERIORITY COMPLEXES
thinking they can "click a mouse" and pretend to be "superior"
lol @ superior
unemployed, no wife, no kids, no experience
all alone EVERY NIGHT
all alone EVERY DAY
EVERY WEEKEND
vidrogames.... anime.... fantasizing....
HAHAHAHAHA SUPERIOR!!!!
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No.79762
take your weak awkward ugly broke scared little ass to /PND/
because it only gets worse from here on out
if you decide to remain in /random/
you haven't seen ANYTHING yet
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No.79767
>>79762
>you haven't seen ANYTHING yet
i bet you'd love to see my cock
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No.79771
>>79767
my wife just said you don't have a dick
FAT SLOB
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No.79772
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No.79773
fantasizing that you have a penis?
go play another videogame,
you unemployed fat slob
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No.79781
>>79752
The artwork was created by a woman named Jeri Heiden. My friend >>79742
(who I did NOT invite to post here) loves Tube Snake Boogey and my dad is a Tops fan so I’m really curious. Prove you are really ZZ Top’s art director
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