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File: efa29402ac58871⋯.jpg (313.48 KB,1080x1342,540:671,Picsart_23_02_28_16_04_57_….jpg)

 No.79669

The Rumors Abound about "Ascension Joy" Ashley (the savior) Schneider and /pnd/s Killcen (Noah 2.0) "working out an arrangement", in which Ashley will take a Greyhound bus to Dirtville, Missouri and occasionally trade sex with Killcen in exchange for a free roof over her head and cigarettes. (pretty much exactly the same way Ashley's been financially exploiting her mother, except this time she'll be paying rent with her throat and vagina)

Spring is right around the corner and love is in the air, because although Killcen's Daughter is rumored to have told her father, "NO! You're already costing me too much money as it is, and I can't feed another mouth! Plus you've peed all over my sofa and my entire living room smells like urine!", once again, killcen's fake tears and guilt trip managed to manipulate his daughter into reluctantly paying for the Greyhound bus ticket and first carton of menthol cigarettes for her upcoming Unwanted House Guest. When Ashley heard the Greyhound ticket was purchased, she was quoted as saying "killcens daughter raped me and owes me money".

8kun Insiders who spoke under conditions of anonymity have confirmed these rumors are true!!

There, in his daughter's blighted single-wide trailer in the backwoods of Missouri, the "Delusional Savior" and "Manic Noah 2.0" can fantasize about saving the world together while they clean the chicken poop off the bottoms of their bare feet…

Killcen is reportedly excited about this new decidedly unromantic Romance in his near future, because he will be kind of like a grandfather to Ashley while still having sex with her.

Killcen will undoubtedly be surprised when he drives his beat up old pickup truck to the St Louis Greyhound station to pick Ashley up, and will immediately be accused of raping Ashley and owing her money.

Insiders report that Ashley Schneider is currently begging her mother in Fond du Lac Wisconsin to purchase her a pack of cigarettes for the Greyhound ride, and reminding her that Mother that she raped Ashley and owes her money.

When asked if she was looking forward to trading sex for cigarettes on the urine-stench sofa, Ashley said, "He's told me it will be like sucking on an index finger with no bones in it, because the diabetes prevents it from getting hard".

The readers of /pnd/ are all excited about this new relationship of convenience for both parties, but not for any of their family members…

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 No.79670

File: 05f643fbb8a71e7⋯.jpg (208.63 KB,886x1080,443:540,Picsart_23_02_28_11_27_23_….jpg)

Ashley Nichole Schneider DOB 7-31-90 has been begging for money in here EVERY DAY FOR THE PAST 4 YEARS, and still never even received a single penny.

The ONLY sane person in here was Johnny Neptune, who was kind enough to offer to Western Union $100 to Ashley, asking nothing in return, other than his one simple request:

To Recieve The $100, Ashley simply had to ASK FOR THE MONEY, politely.

but Ashley is SO profoundly psychotic, that she is incapable of engaging in a simple everyday back and forth "hello, my name is Ashley" type conversation.

(and that's exactly why Neptune attached the caveat of a simple conversation to receive the money, as a favor to her, because in real life, nobody's going to lift a finger for Ashley until she's capable of holding a simple conversation with them, and it would help her learn to grow)

but Psychotic Ashley doesn't know how to engage in a simple conversation with another human being...

she's THIRTY-TWO YEARS OLD, and cannot manage to hold a basic average everyday conversation...

Which puts her somewhere near the level of a brain injured 3-year-old child

I'M GLAD TO LEARN THAT ASHLEY WILL BE SUCKING DICK FOR CIGARETTES

I'M PROUD OF HER !!!

This will be the first time she's ever earned a penny in 32 years

I'm also PROUD OF KILLCEN, for being honest with Ashley, telling her about the diabetes, and how no matter how long she socks his dick, he can't get hard or blow a load

and I'm proud he's oy charging on blowjob per pack of cigarettes

vaginal for food

and anal for alcohol

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