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 No.79183

A show set in the Bronze Age?

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 No.79184

File: 7006f0b5138773a⋯.jpg (18.6 KB,474x266,237:133,my_names_gosling_caine.jpg)

File: 6a849240ea9910f⋯.jpg (9.39 KB,259x194,259:194,acting_beyond_what_the_rol….jpg)

wow, Gosling is blowing the doors off this show.

No offense to Sorbo but Ive never seen this much acting on Hercules.

BRAVO! BRAVO!

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 No.79186

>>79183

the fully grown adult male who stays awake all night fantasizing about Ryan Gosling, instead of finding a job and a girlfriend...

unemployed homosexual

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 No.79196

File: cbcc57da3826c6b⋯.jpg (70.78 KB,610x458,305:229,6970d5477b5a4e429c5b170a7b….jpg)

I'd imagine that sense you stay awake all night fixating on topics only preteen girls care about, like Ryan Gosling, gay Hercules Shows, Gay Girly WEDNESDAY on Netflix....

You're probably also all up in arms about the new Barney design?

It seems like the new Barney would keep you up at night....

Same way Ryan Gosling and other Hannah Montana type girly topics keep you awake all night long every night instead of going out and finding a job and paying your own way

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 No.79197

File: 82eaf8529299a6e⋯.jpg (111.56 KB,682x1024,341:512,82eaf8529299a6edd6fd07c9b4….jpg)

File: 7ce1ca0b9b93907⋯.jpg (723.23 KB,1080x1436,270:359,Screenshot_20230216_094845.jpg)

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 No.79198

File: 3b1e14399ee78e0⋯.jpg (1.2 MB,1080x2177,1080:2177,Screenshot_20230216_094716….jpg)

File: a8fd1892f6d0879⋯.png (162.06 KB,1200x630,40:21,a8fd1892f6d08795bbf96e703c….png)

File: f6d9d181b3dd661⋯.jpg (532.34 KB,1080x1676,270:419,Screenshot_20230216_094932.jpg)

HINT: everything you likeis demographically targeted towards PRETEEEN GIRLS

but you're NOT a preteen girl

and you DON'T have a job

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 No.79199

File: b10fba2c620c835⋯.jpg (224.41 KB,1577x1080,1577:1080,Picsart_23_02_16_09_14_50_….jpg)

File: b0b9f880a80bb62⋯.webp (106.96 KB,840x1086,140:181,downloadfile.webp)

File: cbcc57da3826c6b⋯.jpg (70.78 KB,610x458,305:229,6970d5477b5a4e429c5b170a7b….jpg)

File: c625ce14d1ea68d⋯.jpg (130.95 KB,700x902,350:451,longform_original_9993_144….jpg)

what videogame are you dating?

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 No.79200

File: 732532b8a692d47⋯.jpg (909.38 KB,1080x1408,135:176,Screenshot_20230216_095034.jpg)

File: f82ab47d7889c48⋯.jpg (21.12 KB,512x512,1:1,6I5nPLyQg2yHJ2ildoxv_4_nfj….jpg)

File: 2d2dd4fd3bbd66d⋯.jpg (166.81 KB,605x1322,605:1322,Bluewizard.jpg)

CONGRATULATIONS on the "stunted development & failure to become a man" accomplishment!!

I bet mommy is proud, huh?

btw, which Jonas brother do you think is the most dreamy?

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 No.79202

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 No.79208

>>79202

2:43 PM on a workday

and there you sit

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 No.79209

>>79202

the UNEMPLOYED LONELY ADULT MALE

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 No.79210

>>79202

gee, I "wonder" why no woman will fuck you

hmmm.... it's a mystery

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 No.79211

>>79202

since you've PROVEN that you are incapable of perceiving the difference between a human and one of your "imaginary hypothetical bots", I guess it's safe to assume ALL of your opinions & perceptions are equally as amateurish?

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 No.79212

for example:

your idiotic assumption that nobody would notice that you don't have a job

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 No.79213

but it's 3:15 PM

on a Wednesday

a WORKDAY

But since you're unfamiliar with being employed, of course you never stopped to consider everybody would instantly realize you don't have a fucking job

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 No.79214

File: 4696a4612d32091⋯.jpg (792.99 KB,962x1747,962:1747,Screenshot_20230216_133917.jpg)

And somehow, you've actually convinced yourself that you are some kind of genius? Some kind of elite modern-day techno genius

hahahahahahaha!!!........

wow

tell me again, E-instein....

I am a "BOT".... rigjt?

hahahahahahaha

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 No.79215

>>79202

I'm THE MOST HONEST "BOT" EVER

RIGHT?

You never expected a bot would realize you're a fucking mooch who can't support himself, so you're relying on somebody else to keep a roof over your head, because you're a lazy fuck

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 No.79216

>>79202

WHO IS SUPPORTING THE MOOCH:

hmmmmm.....

this is going to be a tough one...

there are SO MANY people who'd love to let you mooch off them...

Could your benefactor perhaps be a president or a king?

Perhaps it's a sultan who's paying for your lazy existence?

Or maybe Malcolm Forbes?.............

no ?........

hmmmm..........

In that case,YOU STILL LIVE WITH YOUR MOMMY

Because that's the only idiot weak enough to allow a piece of shit like you take advantage of them

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 No.79217

>>79202

Are you any good at mathematics?

I want you to help me with this equation:

YOU + NO JOB + MOMMY = FAGGOT

Did I get the equation right? Tell me if I made any mistakes

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 No.79218

>>79202

Also, in case you have dyslexia, I could present the equation backwards:

FAGGOT = YOU FUCKING MOOCH

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 No.79219

It's kind of like a Snickers bar....

No matter how you slice it, it comes up MOOCH

You can't support yourself because you don't know how to support yourself, you have no experience supporting yourself

You're like a little girl

Fucking second-ratemooch

Nothing but a fucking bum

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 No.79220

you chatroom culture parrots are SO FUCKING WEIRD !!!!..... there's something so dysfunctional about you guys, it's just creepy.. like an entire generation of mutated weirdos

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 No.79221

File: f76c4d2e14ed4f0⋯.jpg (539.08 KB,1080x2177,1080:2177,Screenshot_20230216_153730….jpg)

I've got every reason to believe the military went ahead and tested their weird sterilization gay bomb chemicals on the public, and your entire generation are the result.. incapable of becoming men, never to marry or copulate.. literally the end of the human race

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 No.79222

>has no job

>mommy's nipple

>refuses to pitch in financially

<sits in front of a computer, Conjuring up fantasies about "online bots"

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 No.79312

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>>79222

bot got trips,

government robot needs your location because you have tax

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 No.79411

File: 39f3ab80c23d53b⋯.jpg (13.43 KB,474x267,158:89,return_of_the_mackulikin.jpg)

File: d57c7ed06b01fef⋯.jpg (83.24 KB,622x350,311:175,in_stlye_vs_in_sty.jpg)

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 No.79450

File: 4aafaaa0d5b93c0⋯.jpg (533.64 KB,1063x1500,1063:1500,die_junge.jpg)

>>79183

>Young Hercules is a prequel series to the television series Hercules: The Legendary Journeys the originally aired on Fox Kids Network. It premiered on September 12, 1998 and ended on May 14, 1999, with a total of 50 episodes over the course of 1 season. It stars Ryan Gosling in the title role.

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 No.79451

File: e9563fcdf93b914⋯.jpg (44.36 KB,480x270,16:9,acting_on_deck.jpg)

I'm excited about young hercules, I can't wait to see all that ACTING!

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 No.79452

File: e1c9be5eb7c1539⋯.jpg (733.33 KB,1992x2982,332:497,goasi.jpg)

γυνή,

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 No.79784

you can't use it

its electric

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