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 No.73387

I'm a 17 year old guy looking to get with an older woman. My age criteria is someone around 18-23 years old. I was wondering if any of you would happen to know where and how I can meet people like this?

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 No.73399

In other words,VIDEOGAMES MADE YOU GAY

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 No.73400

>>73387

Perhaps if you didn't grow up in a sheltered environment, where your weak spineless mother allowed you to live in a fantasy world of video games and Totino's pizza pockets, you might have gained a realistic perspective on life?

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 No.73401

>>73387

but.... here you sit, in front of your stupid little sissy boy computer, convinced you can go to a empty chat room inhabited by a handful of similarly inexperienced unrealistic video game sissies, and ask for a magical "cheat code" to GET PUSSY...

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 No.73402

You are awake at 2:30 a.m. this morning, because you live with your mommy, you don't have a job, you don't have any source of income, and you live the life of a five year old child....

meanwhile, yesterday I purchased my wife the coolest most badass armored motorcycle jacket

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 No.73403

>>73387

Women love children, when it's their own children....

But you'll never find a woman who's interested in dating a 5-year-old child who plays video games and lives with his mommy and never learned how to wipe his own ass.

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 No.73404

>>73387

TRUST ME, VIDEOGAME SISSYBOY:

If a woman wants a child, she will find a man like me to give her a child of her own...

But they're not interested in taking a child off your mother's hands

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 No.73405

>>73387

HOW YOU CAN GET SEX :

GRINDR

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 No.73406

If you were at the base of a mountain, asking experienced hikers how to reach the peak of the mountain without any effort, you would get the exact same answer :

START WALKING UP THE MOUNTAIN, SISSY

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 No.73407

It's hilarious how you weirdos like to convince yourselves that you are some kind of badass scary intimidating Neo-Nazi white supremacist who's going to begin a master race

But you're too stupid to figure out that video games turned you into a little sissy who's incapable of accomplishing even the most basic elements of adult life

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 No.73408

>>73387

I've been getting SO MUCH pussy & deepthroat lately

way more than usual, and I usually get tons of pussy

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 No.73409

an amazing thing happens when you don't play videogames into adulthood :

GIRLS WILL PAY ATTENTION TO YOU

but you don't want a sexual companion

YOURE LOOKING FOR A NEW MOMMY

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 No.73410

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I'm guessing your mother has made hints that you need to move out?

so now, you've suddenly having the EPIPHANY that you might need to figure out a plan?

and you've actually

considered yourself

to be 'superior' before?

REALLY???

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 No.73411

>>73387

it's 9:38 AM and my wife is off work today, so she's sleeping in late, but she just now woke up....

I'm about to make coffee for her.....

and then I'm gonna empty my nuts into her

you're a homosexual

obviously

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