No.73324
I mean when you look at them they're the ugliest shits on Earth. bad, yellow teeth, crooked ass nose, all are pedos, all are self proclaim "victims" they all have niggerish kinky hair. And none of them bathe. It's like take the worst of all humans in put them into a "person"
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No.73326
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No.73348
>>73324
TODAYS YOUR LUCKY DAY, LITTLE MAN!!
Because somebody who's really really smart (me) heard your plea for help, and it is my intention to answer all of your questions
For starters, you mentioned that merchants are ugly....
I'm not sure why other men's physical appearance is important to you, because that's usually something for women to be concerned with, not men..
But since good looking men are high on your list of priorities, I am sorry to hear that you have been disappointed in the romance department when it comes to merchantish men...
What nationality men do you find most attractive? Do Irish men get you all wet down there? What about Aborigines men? Do they get you aroused?
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No.73349
Unlike you, I've never gone more than four or five days tops between girlfriends or wives.
Ever since I was 16, I've always had at least one girlfriend or wife at my side, and whenever those relationships finally come to an end, I don't ever have to go looking, because within four or five days I always meet the next girlfriend and into bed we climb...
So I have a lot of experience with women, and what women prefer. I'm kind of an expert at what women like..
And interestingly enough, all too often, women actually like fucking ugly guys.. I swear to god. Women are attracted to certain ugly men, depending on the guy's personality...
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No.73350
But, women also like attractive men.. for example, my wife loves Paul Rudd...
I think Paul Road is cool as hell, super funny and extremely cool and nice.. he's a good guy...
My ex-girlfriend also loves Paul rudd, and she thinks he's hot...
My wife and I have fucked five women together since she and I got married, and not surprisingly, a couple of those chicks also seemed to think Paul Rudd is hot...
Paul Rudd is merchantish, of course.. duh
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No.73351
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I suppose I can see it.. I don't live my life worrying about whether other men are physically attractive to me or not the way you seem to.. but now that I think about it..
I could imagine you going out on a date with Paul Rudd and getting a little drunk and sucking his dick
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No.73352
There's also Jake Gyllenhaal, who girls seem to want to fuck a lot.. he's also merchantish..
You didn't become an image board geek douchebag loser dweeb by being a high school jock or a male model
That's how I know you don't have a girlfriend or a wife..
So since you're available, I think you might have a chance with Jake Gyllenhaal, if you acted like a classy lady
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No.73353
I don't really worry about whether men are handsome or not, because I like women.. unlike you, I'm an active heterosexual.. Freya Stein is a Russian merchant, and she's absolutely fucking gorgeous!!
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No.73354
(Freya Stein is my wife's favorite pornstar, and my wife was a lipstick lesbian for 11 years until I met her.. my wife has gotten more pussy than you'll ever get in your entire life)
If a merchant is good enough for my wife, it's good enough for me. I would have no problem with Freya Stein deepthroating my dick...
While you are fretting over Ernest Borgnine not being hot enough for you, I'll have no problem laying cable into this Russian merchant pornstar
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No.73355
Also, world famous U.S. Sneaky Service Agent / Undercover Entertainer JOHNNY NEPTUNE happens to be a kike, and I've never met a woman who didn't think Johnny Neptune was handsome as hell
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No.73356
Also, Abby Hannah Lincoln, the female Honest Abe was also a kike..
And I've never met a man who didn't think Abby Lincoln wasn't smokin' hot
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No.73357
.... and let's not forget the best looking man in history, according to Every Woman Man and child on planet Earth ...
ELVIS WAS A KIKE
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No.73359
Plus, Ryan Reynolds is also a kite, and I know you have fantasized about him plenty of times
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No.73360
>>73324
The first thing I noticed is you have a remarkable lack of real life experience. Every word you typed literally screamed " I really don't have any first hand knowledge so I simply parrot a predictable internet tropes, and Hope I sound knowledgeable"....
I am willing to bet $5,000 cash right now that you have absolutely ZERO real life experience dealing with Jhewish people...
In fact, I found this archive photo of you interacting with kikes
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No.73361
At least you came by it honestly..
When it comes to having no real life experience, you're kind of a natural..
For example, here's another archival photograph of you gaining real life experience with women, lazy weekend afternoons at the park with girlfriends
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No.73362
And here you are enjoying a first date.. a double date, in fact..
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No.73364
You life novices always follow trendy trends, like complaining about merchants running Hollywood....
What's so bad about that?
America lost our manufacturing might when we gave up the throne to the automotive industry...
But we've never lost our role as leader of global entertainment
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No.73365
We are lucky merchants run Hollywood. Obviously, they are geniuses!
The entire world relies on America to set the gold standard for the entertainment industry
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No.73366
And sure, the porn industry is also entertainment, and who better to run it then the most Brilliant Minds on planet earth?
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No.73367
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Kikes are just Everyday People
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No.73368
I know you weren't very popular in school when you were young, or in school when you got older, or for that matter, now that you're finished with school, you're even less popular than ever before..
And there was that one day when the goth kids were nice to you, and you finally made friends.. but it turns out they were just making fun of you, and using you for your black Sharpie marker so they could draw lipstick and eyeliner on their faces
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No.73369
And then suddenly you hated goths....
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No.73370
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No.73371
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No.73372
>73324
and then there was the day the jocks suddenly "liked you"..
but it was only your SSD
one of them thought you said you had an STD
and the "smart one" thought you said LSD
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No.73373
>73324
suddenly, you HATED JOCKS
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No.73374
next, you HATED PRINCIPALS
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No.73375
ut at least you came by it honestly...
your awkwardness is genetic...
your father was also a douchebucket back in the day
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No.73376
ou were a lot like your father
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No.73377
nd you've hated a lot of different kinds of people
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No.73378
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No.73379
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No.73380
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No.73381
nd like I said, you're even LESS POPULAR since graduating
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No.73382
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No.73392
let's just be honest fuckface....
Girls don't like you. You get no pussy...
THATS why you have control issues
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No.73393
because YOU CANNOT CONTROL YOUR INABILITY
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No.73394
you have never even interacted with a jhew
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No.73395
>>73324
it's YOU who is unattractive
it's YOU who doesn't bathe regularly
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No.73396
>>73324
it's YOU who nobody likes
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No.73496
Meanwhile,I DID NOT LIVE MY LIFE IN A SHELTERED LITTLE BUBBLE IN MOMMYS SPARE BEDROOM
I actually LIVED my life... hands on
up close and personal
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No.73497
and coincidentally, merchantS ARE MY FAVORITE PEOPLE
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No.73498
Kikes are the smartest, funniest, coolest, most generous, most considerate, empathic of all humans
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No.73499
I'd MUCH rather hang out with a kike than YOU
you're a fucking loser
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No.73500
plus, white mothers have always had advice for their daughters:
"find a nice Jhewish guy and settle down"
because mothers are WOMEN
and Jhews have much bigger dicks than white guys
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No.73501
unlike YOU, Jhews aren't timid little sissies, who refuse to grow up
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No.73502
>>73324
you don't measure up, little man
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No.73535
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