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File: d923daddaaa1370⋯.png (520.79 KB, 600x800, 3:4, Steven_Penguin.png)

 No.6297

Fuck. Come August I'm going to eat fuck. Lots of fuck. I just call it fuck, because eating it is like fucking. It's like putting fuck in your mouth, and fucking it with it. You just take the ingredients, and you make fuck with it. I have two large packs of fuck and every day I think about eating it.

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 No.6301

...and the puritans, they'll tell you that fuck is bad for you, but they're just saying that because fuck is so great. I make the nastiest fuck you ever saw. Some people throw up just looking at it, and so it's a good thing that me and my fuck are alone to fuck. I might even pour some fucking salt on top of it, just to add some edge to it.

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 No.6361

File: 665b9110e1300e8⋯.jpg (117.02 KB, 406x405, 406:405, 1580675950242.jpg)

>>6297

eat like any human but I have no idea what you mean by fuck

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 No.6364

>>6361

Okay, listen, you take the special round thing. This is the base of the fuck. ...and then you just... You just defile the fuck out of it - just fucking soil her in unmentionable ways, letting the forbidden mix. ...and then you just cover it up so sloppily that it's just an obscene mockery that makes it even worse, like a mutilated corpse covered in a way too small bathroom rug.

...and when you put it in your mouth, and then your tongue and your lips and your insides sort of taste two copulating bodies, where your mouth is one, and the fuck is the other thing. ...and then the fuck just sort of melds with your brain, and you know full well that you might die from it, but you chose to live dangerously, because you're just too horny to stop at this point, and so you greedily reach for another fuck, and then another, and then another, because you're in some kind of trance at this point.

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 No.6439

Just a couple of hours left until the fuck feast will inevitably explode inside my mouthcave.

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 No.6474

Good for you, penis-pro guy. Let it happen.

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 No.6952

>>6297

are you eating fuck now?

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 No.6960

>>6952

I've finished only the first package. It wasn't actually as great as I imagined, probably because I bought a different brand.

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