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hi kssfhwqetgwerg its me sabe hi

>>57727

You fucking AMATEURS need to stop POSTING while I am WORKING. How the FUCK do you all not understand this?!

>>57729

I expect fresh new memes every 15 minutes. Jk

>>57736

yo yo whats ur name

You do understand that >>57727 is also me, right?! How did you not figure this out by now?! God, I'll just give you a fucking HINT because your incompetence is so fucking IRRITATING to me!

Look, wat u nem, it is so easy. Watch:

"hi dere kasdkfkgqefwf i m q."

"no u I am real q fuck off"

"You fucking AMATEURS need to stop POSTING while I am WORKING. How the FUCK do you all not understand this?!"

"lololol u the amateur i am real SAGE! fuk u"

%%%

FUCK whats your name you are so STUPID I don't even CARE about this stupid tactic it is just FUNNY to spin you around like a TOP!

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU HAVE LOST THE GAME

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS

HOW MANY MORE TIMES DO I HAVE TO BEAT YOU DOWN BEFORE YOU LEARN?!

FUCKING GIVE UP ALREADY

YOU ARE SO FAR OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE THAT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A LEAGUE IS

Oh, and as for that last sentence, that goes for you too, Q. You have fucking pissed. me. off.

You are a SOFTWARE ENGINEER, not a HOSTAGE NEGOTIATOR, you TWAT! Does Q stand for "Queef"? Holy FUCK you are so arrogant, and you are FAR too impressed with your own intelligence!

Prepare to learn some humility, Q. Guess what. I'm fucking bored with kkwgewegaa or whatever. I'm not being paid for this shit. Mocking you is going to be SO. MUCH. FUN.

But you all still need to be quiet. As long as what's his face or whatever is still here, this board is fucking MINE. Get it?

So I get to mock you with the entire board, Q. And you don't get to reply ;)

>>57720

I like this one. It's funny.

-SAGE!

>>57754

This entire shindig was a fucking SCAM! ALL OF IT! I scammed YOU! I scammed Q (a bit)! I scammed the FBI! I scammed my LOCAL SHERIFF! I (hopefully) scammed like HALF OF THE POLICE DEPARTMENTS AND SHERIFFS DEPARTMENTS IN THE UNITED STATES! ALL FOR Q!

That is the sort of lie that you, Shit-for-Hands, would tell to yourself because you cannot EAT a LOSS like a MAN. You are a FUCKING JOKE!

Here's the actual truth: I fell for it. You got me. Apparently literally everything you have been doing has been an act. You are a MASTER TROLL.

Trolls are useless to society. Nobody likes a stinking troll. You have no friends. You have no money. Everybody hates you. You are a FUCKING LOSER!

Unlike you, I am not a troll. I was not scamming anybody. I was not fooling around. I was legitimately concerned that you were going to shoot up people today because you were acting FUCKING WEIRD and you had posted a violent manifesto. I did not actually scam law enforcement.

I was worried over nothing. Okay then. That is a PREFERABLE OUTCOME ANYWAY!

Here's the thing though. I STILL WIN. You know why? Let me number out the ways:

(psst. hi FBI paragraph 1 was an illustrative joke)

>>57754

>>57755

1) I WAS NOT PLAYING YOUR STUPID GAME ANYWAY! I WAS NOT PLAYING ANY GAMES AT ALL!

That's it. That is the only reason. Getting first place in a one-player game is not impressive. It's fucking STUPID!

But here are some additional things that resulted from this retarded waste of time. This is unrelated to win or loss:

% One way or another, I USED YOU and your stupid game to acquire a large audience for my own ideas, through those essays.

% I said "Donald Trump is President" prominently on Memorial Day.

% I hopefully taught a bunch of good people how to be really fucking MEAN to evil bastards such as yourself if they need to. This is useful.

% I somehow attracted the attention of the over-inflated but brilliant "hacker" known as Q. This was a surprise.

% One way or another, I turned 8kun/random into a (theoretically) permanent silent tribute to Q, with a skillful fluorish.

Furthermore:

% I wasted a whole bunch of your time and I found all of our interactions to be enjoyable and/or cathartic. I ENJOY fighting.

% I fucking TOLD. YOU. OFF. in epic fashion.

% I made ALL THE POOP JOKES.

% I sent the everyone in the public your actual face so that they can know to avoid you

% I gave you your name, Shit-for-Hands. If the dog answers, that is its name.

>>57758

You win. Whatever. I am going away now. This is my final post except that I might go back and bump the Q/Q medal pic once in a while.

You want to be a troll here? Fine. The board is yours. We give up. You win.

I, SAGE!, deem that 8kun/random shall be a permanent silent tribute to Q, for as long as Shit-for-Hands would like to stay here self-conversing.

You have the floor, but you have no audience. Have fun :)

>>57764

OH NO YOU DON'T YOU FUCKER!

YOU MAY NOT BE A SERIAL KILLER LIKE I THOUGHT,

BUT YOU DEFINITELY HARM CHILDREN!

YOU DO NOT GET TO END THIS GRACEFULLY!

GET THE FUCK OFF THE BOARD!

Never. Fuck society. Fuck conformity. I never asked to be a part of this current world. Fuck everyone alive today

theN i remember:

this guy's clearly a fuckiNg addict. he's probably oN meth.

oh, wait tho, if he was oN his drug, he would be calm aNd ratioNal

iNstead, he's spiNNiNg like a TOP. he must be iN withdrawal!

he say's he's iN poor health. he must have quit meth receNtly because he is oN his deathbed.

he started spammiNg the board the momeNt the withdrawal symptoms started to hit

this must be the case. there is No other explaNatioN.

what if I...

what if I could KILL him with my MIND?!

what if I could FOOL the bastard iNto takiNg aN *overdose*?

for him, that would probably be eveN the tiNiest bit of meth. a few little graiNs.

it's a fuckiNg LONGSHOT, but it just. might. work.