I was watching this crazy film earlier today. Gotta just... tell yall about it. I have never in my day seen some shit like this. This takes place in a dimly lit hotel room, you see, and it's a short film, too, only about 4 or 5 minutes long in total... probably shot in some jungle-asian shithole... like, the fuckin philippines or some shit, right, maybe cambodia... and this big, fat sex tourist... some Joe biden, prince andrew-befriending creep, you know what I mean... he's like, he's like, just got his useless dick out, right, this shit blew me away... he's the principal filmmaker & pornstar of this whole, two-person-production, right, and the guy has a dick that looks like the veins in it ain't quite workin right... maybe 3, no, if he saw like, some little boy or some shit, like, some little English schoolboy, shit MIGHT make it to like, 4 inches, ya dig... so anyway he's got this sad thing drooping onto the ass of this impoverished chick... she got a dick, to boot... i mean you just cannot make this up yall... so he's got his dick, like, just resting against the ass of this sad, probably civil-war-escaping-ass transgender streetwalker... probably cost him like "fifteen baht" or some shit... I can imagine her calling out to him on the street through her needing-braces-ass broken tooth head ass looking grin, whatever fifteen baht even means, but... which I guess is the local currency, the Thai baht... i only understand US currency, fungible, relevant currency, but anyways, Im getting off topic... let me get back to the funny shit yall... so this dude.. oh yo I forgot the funniest shit about this short film, dude had on this hockey mask, to hide his shame I surmise... he's, he's at, at this point, right, he's taken his dick and put it in this bitch's mouth... jesus man those teeth I wouldn't do that, put my dick in there... shit straight reminded me of some kitchen utensil that you might see advertised on a late-nite infomercial... some shit to dice onions, or garlic... what do they call that shit... like a, like a mandarin, mandolin... but shit im getting distracted this dude has got this chick in handcuffs and he's just facefucking her... calling her 'her' is generous but kinda did make dude sorta aroused but anyways... i did bust a nut to this film... before you ask me... so he's fucking her, like he's trying to find some shit in her throat like his dick is a claw machine and there's some sort of like... furby, i guess, in that poor impoverished ladyboy stomach.... and then he flips this chick around on her ass... this where I start getting like kind of turned on... it was only outa sick curiosity I stuck thru this shit this far yo im not sick my dudes... my eyes couldnt waver from the shit i was seeing....... so dude is rawdogging this poor asian boy... asking for HIV if u ask me but fuckit bro its your life.... so, alan dershowitz is just thrusting away into this never-hot-meal-having street dweller and his cock cartilage starts trembling like a nigga boutta cum all yall niggas prolly know what i mean... and yo i did feel sorry for this chick and u will see my empathy as we end the story to a close here... juss so you kno Im not a fucking bad dude or whatever.... i mean shit was kind of trajic..... to be hones..... and so he nuts in homeboys ass... like.... i aint even ashamed like I kind started to feel like super horned, dick needed milked... whatever i wont get graphic 4 yall niggas.... and like, he's spanking this chick's caramel-colored ass which was little more than bone... probably grew up with hopeful parents out in the fields of Thailand and what a way to fall.... probably a mad disappointed dad out there.... i feel that niggas pain.... and homeboy pulls his dick out and grabs the thai bitch's hair, pulls her to her knees in front of dude's emaciated flaccid dick right... mind u he is filming this wit his right hand thee whole time this tragedy is unfolding.... and man this where I had to draw the fuckin line.... luckily i came right as he was slapping this bitch in her face, open palm, sounded like bitch was hurt.... nigga starts to piss all over this chick... just pissing like this fucking yellow steaming stream like... it was like that first piss after you wake up after blacking out.... bladder feels like knives.... and man.... just.... i was like, yo, a nigga said this shit out loud........ this shit juss disrespectful..... if u think about it.... anyways my bros i just had some shit to get off my chest....