No.56183
So im aware that the common cell phone has the ability to send instructions and reprogram the brain.
Does anyone have any information on reverse engineering this process so that you can control your own mind?
Maybe DIY brain to cell phone interface? Im getting tired of getting commands like 'were making you ugly' or '4chan 4chan 4chan'
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No.56207
Christ. This is super complicated, but I'm going to do my best to break it down for you.
Your computer DEVICES program your BRAIN through the use of a combination of half-micrometer electromagnetic RADIATION and gaseous atmospheric FLUID oscillations.
You can protect yourelf from these unnatural cerebrally-compatible emanations by applying second-period boron group elemental sheeting radially about the longitudinal axis of the cranium for 30 seconds or until cessation in oscillations of the 3rd-degree polynomial magnitude of the thorax is achieved.
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