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 No.55988

Guys. Have you ever managed to see a girl you liked again? A saleswoman, a cashier, an old school friend ... Without any of her contact information, did you ever find them to try something?

There's a girl in the next town who works as a nurse in a day care center that I'd like to see again. I didn't have the balls to approach her because I was in a difficult position in my life unfortunately. I know this si stalker behaviour and straight up creepy, but I don't give a fuck. She was really interested in me and I didn't act on it.

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 No.56008

>>55988

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS :

She's already involved with somebody else

You snooze you lose

You missed that opportunity

And the reasons why don't matter

She's already in the middle of a relationship

And you should be as well

There are quite literally 3.5 billion fish in the ocean

And here you sit

Telling yourself all the reasons why

You've missed every opportunity

But the reasons why don't matter.......

The only thing that matters is

THAT YOU LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES

So the faster you learn

That you are the only obstacle

Standing between yourself and happiness

The faster you can stop

Repeating this stupid

Self-defeated behavior......

"she's" out there.... somewhere....

"she" is NOT the nurse in the next town over

I'm talking about your girlfriend

The girlfriend you will meet in the near future

And if you drag your feet this time

She will never be your girlfriend

But somebody else will come along

And he's not going to drag his feet

He's not going to make excuses

He's going to seize the opportunity

And she will become his girlfriend

So it's time to grow up

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 No.56009

HOW TO ADMIT YOU DON'T HAVE ANY BALLS, THEN IMMEDIATELY TRY MINIMIZING YOUR COWARDICE BY COMING UP WITH A BULLSHIT EXCUSE :

"I didn't have the balls to approach her because I was in a difficult position in my life unfortunately"

You could have simply stopped after saying "I didn't have the balls"...

There was no further explanation necessary...

you'll ALWAYS be in one difficult position or another throughout the rest of your life...

Stop making excuses....

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 No.56010

>>55988

There are actually lots of girls who would have been your girlfriends over the past few years...

But you keep allowing yourself

To miss the boat

Right now as you're reading this, within a 1 mi radius of you, there is a girl sitting there by herself somewhere, feeling out of place and wondering if she's ever going to meet a guy that's as awkward as she is.....

But how would you know?

You're never going to meet her

Sitting in front of your fucking computer

TELL ME HOW YOU MET A NURSE IN A DAYCARE CENTER

(And those aren't real registered nurses)

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 No.56012

File: fc6da1f0c44f78c⋯.jpg (69.5 KB, 395x599, 395:599, PicsArt_05_27_04_04_35.jpg)

File: d675d9575f798ff⋯.jpg (190 KB, 839x1085, 839:1085, PicsArt_05_27_04_03_10.jpg)

You'll either finally seize the opportunity when it arises, or you'll simply continue missing the boat every time.

Either way, the rest of the world doesn't care, because we are busy writing the screenplay to our own lives...

No offense but, this sounds like a YOU problem

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 No.56013

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS :

If you think you feel regret right now, imagine how bad you would feel if you somehow managed to find her out shopping somewhere...

And while you were speaking to her, that's when her boyfriend would come back from the produce section carrying ingredients for the salad they were going to make before dinner that night.

Once you miss a boat, you don't stand on the shoreline waiting for it to complete journey around the globe and come back to get you.....

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 No.56014

File: 665fb161835fcd6⋯.jpg (229.75 KB, 1080x1638, 60:91, PicsArt_05_27_04_12_50.jpg)

File: cec7422bc991341⋯.jpg (143.41 KB, 839x1085, 839:1085, PicsArt_05_27_04_13_12.jpg)

>>55988

A C C O U N T A B I L I T Y :

Realizing that making excuses is just another childish distraction technique....

No matter what the circumstances, there was actually only ONE REASON why you didn't seize the opportunity :

YOU LACKED CONFIDENCE

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 No.56016

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>>55988

But I'm going to give credit where credit is due :

When you said you realize this was "stalker behavior", you were actually mistaken..

This is AMATEUR HOUR BEHAVIOR....

But at least you had the external perspective necessary to realize you were doing something wrong....

AMATEURS = don't realize you don't keep getting second chances

STALKERS = aren't naive

Little do you realize that today alone, you would have had at least 100 opportunities of different kinds...

But you have to be there in person

And when the opportunity arises

YOU EITHER SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT

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 No.56017

>>55988

What have we learned today?.....

nothing, really......

Nothing that you didn't already know.....

TELL ME HOW YOU MET A NURSE IN A DAYCARE CENTER

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 No.56020

VIDEO GAMES, ISOLATION, IMAGE BOARDS, ISOLATION, ANIME, ISOLATION, PORNOGRAPHY & ISOLATION :

How can you make a cake out of dog shit?

How are you going to go skydiving in a sewer?

Look at the bigger picture.

Open the aperture

And look at your past

Now look at your future

You're going to need to make some changes

But that's what life is all about

Continual changes

Unfortunate?

Quite often, yes....

But nobody ever said life was going to be

Filled with good fortune....

ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DECIDES YOUR OWN FATE

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 No.56021

The only thing that stands between you and opportunity is YOU

YOU are your own worst enemy

OVERTHINKING is your downfall

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 No.56022

For two people to cross paths

and a magic opportunity to arise,

it's really just a matter of TIMING

If the timing isn't right,

For both people,

Then the magic opportunity

Will never arise....................

but I said TWO PEOPLE.... not just one

HER timing also has to be right....

and just because you dragged your feet

doesn't mean that YOU get to suddenly decide

TIME TO TRY AGAIN

because her life moved forward

and the magic opportunity

is now faded into memories and regret

WELCOME TO PLANET EARTH

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 No.56023

if you ever feel down in the dumps about this....

depressed and wondering "what if"..............

just remember :

if you went and spoke with her NOW

You would feel a million times WORSE

When you heard about her new boyfriend

And their recent trip out of town to visit his parents

You would feel so awkward

And uncomfortable

And embarrassed..............

It's probably best you leave it where it stands

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 No.56024

As you drove back home.....

You would be kicking yourself

Playing the entire scene back in your head again

Realizing how weird it must have looked

That you still haven't found somebody else

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 No.56025

I would recommend you make some renovations to your house, and to make the most of your current situation, instead of letting it continue to fall to pieces while you sit out in your front yard fantasizing about a luxury apartment you may or may not have been able to rent in the past...

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 No.56026

MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE

Been able to rent in the past..............................

Because you don't even know whether or not it would have worked out....

And that's a pretty weak thing to spend all this time focusing on

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 No.56029

>>55988

I'd like to tell you a story about a beautiful young woman I could have fucked and become her boyfriend.....

I'd like to tell you.... But I can't remember any of their names.....

Life goes On

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 No.56030

>>55988

You have a tendency to forget girl's names, when you're busy fucking the 9th girl you met since the last time you saw 'whats-her-face'.....

What if = a shitty way to live your existence

You're not a child anymore

So stop behaving like one, sir

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 No.56031

>>55988

Any other questions?

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 No.56034

File: 44220624aec089c⋯.jpg (155.13 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, PicsArt_05_27_05_25_33.jpg)

How we remember it

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 No.56035

File: 2a595ef3138bc72⋯.jpg (208.5 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, PicsArt_05_27_05_25_54.jpg)

What her new boyfriend got

Stop wasting your life looking backwards

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 No.56036

That was pretty fun and enlightening i guess, thankyou.

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 No.56037

>>56036

I tried to keep it light-hearted but I gave you the best advice you could possibly get regarding this topic.....

Trust me....

You could say I'm kind of an expert about relationships

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 No.56038

>>56036

if you want a REAL boost...........

.... Just keep moving forward

Success breeds more success

Confidence breeds even more confidence

... Funny thing about girls

It seems like if you don't have a girlfriend,

No woman will give you the time of day....

But if you do have a girlfriend,

Oddly enough suddenly

You've got women

Coming out of the woodwork

Tempting you and flirting

Either one becomes a snowball....

But just keep moving forward

You'll find a girl

And another one

And another one

And when you least expect it

Down the road

Don't be surprised

If the daycare nurse

Reaches out to YOU

But even if she did...

You would realize

That ship sailed a long time ago

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 No.56039

>>56035

Get raped twice and kill yourself, you retarded fucking tranny faggot sack of nigger shit with down syndrome.

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 No.56040

>>56039

..... Isn't that adorable ?........

Lonely little sexual failure boy got his feelings hurt by the man with more than 600 matches on his headboard

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 No.56041

>>56039

That was a very cute list of predictable trendy pre-packaged insults....

I've got only ONE for you :

YOU NEVER EVER EVER GET ANY PUSSY

see ?...... see how easy that was?

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 No.56042

lol @ matches hahahaha

Fucking speech to text typos

I said NOTCHES*

Way more than 600 notches...

but I've had quite a few matches on my headboard as well

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 No.56043

>>56039

See.. there are two kinds of men in this world :

Men Who fuck tons of women and teenage girls

And then there's men like YOU

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 No.56045

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>>56039

raped

kill yourself

retarded

tranny

faggot

nigger

down syndrome

lol you exploded

in an EFFEMINATE RAGE

because you're effeminate

and my experience with women

made you feel threatened

hahahahahaha !!!!..........................................

........Not only are you aloser with the ladies

but you're just simply a loser.....

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 No.56048

>>56039

your reaction was a bit odd.and inappropriate. his advice was based. what made you overreact like that?

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 No.56049

>>56048

affirmative. It reminded me of the father I never really had to explain things to me.

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 No.56055

>>56049

I was just simply telling you the truth.

I figured you deserved to hear it

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 No.56056

HOW DID YOU MEET A DAYCARE CENTER NURSE?

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 No.56078

>>56056

By being a babysitter.

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 No.56226

>>56078

ahhhh interesting.....

time to move on to the next one

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 No.56257

>>56039

*You're* a retarded fucking tranny faggot sack of nigger shit with down syndrome... Nerd!

Also, you are a spherically-adipose, leprous rainbow-cetacean, and your stepmother is a brightly-colored hot-air blubber balloon.

Your father is a needle-nosed nepotistic Nebraskan who noms newts and nightcrawlers with his magnificent mistress while mating most mercurially with manatees.

Your girlfriend left you for a wimpy wino with way too much earwax. Your only social interaction is swapping text messages with a See n Say toddler's toy taped to a speech-to-text converter.

You think things get physically smaller as they get farther away from you. You put on your headband starting at the ankles. One of your eyes is slightly lower than the other. You are rapidly balding, starting from the back of your neck.

Your priest tortures you at confession. You were baptized in used motor oil. You take money from the offering plate so that you can follow the choir boy and "make it rain" while he snuffs out the candles.

Airplanes make a C-turn when they fly over you. Your body odor is a line item in the Canadian travel advisory for your home country. You unironically enjoy Kidz Bop albums, and you legally changed your name to Barney the Purple Dinosaur.

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