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File: 260c71af0ff60f1⋯.jpg (775.41 KB, 1603x3977, 1603:3977, _21_.jpg)

 No.52777

Hi 4ch!I`m new here.` I`m a 18 y.o. boy from Russia`and I have a little problem.

Well,my size is 87/70/104(in cm) with a height of 187(6,2) and can`t find a proper clothes in this sizes. Is there something I can order abroad for this sizes with normal price?(I`m poor(@_@)) Unisex or male (mb female if it looks ok)

Sry for the mistakes. Thank you in advance! ^_^

Here`s my mail for.. something i quess?

`Tot.kun.s.2ch@protonmail.com

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 No.52781

just get it over with, Sally

and wear skirts w/ halter tops

it's summer soon

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 No.52783

>>52781

>from Russia

I still want to live a long life

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 No.52785

File: 17042669decf7f1⋯.png (1.54 MB, 1010x831, 1010:831, ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.52805

I'm in russia, and my priorities are clear. the primary focus of my survival is humiliating acts of prostitution so I can afford a loaf of moldy bread and part of a potato.

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 No.52807

>>52805

Looking forward to taste-testing the vodka you brew from that moldy bread.

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 No.52808

>>52807

ahhhh, to only be able to taste again. you must be lucky american. in russia we no can the tasting. only taste of rotting teeth and despair.

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 No.52834

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 No.52848

File: 6e201f541b639de⋯.jpg (189.05 KB, 646x900, 323:450, _pit_and_solid_snake_super….jpg)

>>52777

Either hit the gym and get swoll or just accept the fact that you look like a fag and compensate by intentionally dressing flamboyantly and become gay or a tranny.

THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN SOLUTION, those are literally your only options.

>inb4 'b-but I'm str8 and I don't want to have tits

Doesn't matter, the weak shouldn't reproduce and your body type doesn't exactly glow with strength and masculinity no offense.

I dunno maybe you need more fat-proteins and potassium in your diet. Try eating more organic beef, broccoli, quinoa, shrimp, bell peppers, and spinach.

That or perhaps you just have a high metabolism and need more healthy carbs so eat more whole grain bread and rice maybe...?

That is if you intend to go the fit route.

>>52783

>lanklet

>from Russia

>I`m poor

>I still want to live a long life

Honestly sounds like a reason to good hasten your demise fast and painlessly or move to a new country where you don't have to live in fear of being skinned alive by the FSB, Chechen's, Mafia, Orthodox merchants, and any drunk you happen to run into on the streets tomorrow. Personally I'm happy in the US but I wouldn't be apposed to living in the Netherlands or Singapore if given a good reason like a well paying job or whatever.

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 No.52851

>>52848

>Singapore

Couldn't stand it myself. From the outside it looks like a Based place-- but it's a degenerate-conservative One Party System that hides all its issues by giving the population a perceived higher standard of living from just living next to poor places.

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 No.52853

>>52848

I'm happy with my body and I don't want to change it. I'm bi but female figure != Weakness, at least for me.

Russian mafia is a myth, government is much worse. For russian it's nearly impossible to leave this country without money and connections. There is nowhere to go for me - nobody likes russians.

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 No.52855

File: 6bfae86bfefa28b⋯.png (1.17 MB, 1000x1218, 500:609, Some_Persian_dude_14409725….png)

>>52851

>but it's a degenerate-conservative One Party System that hides all its issues by giving the population a perceived higher standard of living from just living next to poor places.

Yup, but they have nice trains which the US lacks but fair enough if you lived your whole life in some say polluted Indonesian slum getting into Singapore is probably like getting mana from heaven. But I'm content with the thick forests, Wawa's and guns I have access to here so whatever.

>>52853

>I'm happy with my body and I don't want to change it.

Oh okay

>I'm bi but female figure != Weakness, at least for me.

Fine but imagine all the heavy boxes you could lift if you became a twunk, just saying.

>Russian mafia is a myth, government is much worse.

That part was a joke, mafia's only really thrive when there's an incentive to buy shit on the black market and since the Soviet Union isn't a thing anymore there's not much of a point and from what I understand Mafia's really only give you trouble if you decline paying your debts to them like a fucking retard so yeah not exactly a common problem I'd imagine, heck NYC probably has a bigger Mafia problem nowadays than Russia does, good thing I don't leave anywhere near that city or state in general. Fuck NYC, it's a dystopian oligarchy police state.

>For russian it's nearly impossible to leave this country without money and connections.

Ooof sorry to hear that.

>nobody likes russians.

I've met a few ethnic Russian immigrants back in high school and half of them were insufferable shallow pieces of shit but the other half were pretty cool dudes and gals, one even bought me lunch once actually so I don't hate Russians.... not all of them anyway.

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 No.52895

>>52777

show your cock op

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 No.52901

File: 185827392f087af⋯.mp4 (1.99 MB, 480x360, 4:3, sweating.mp4)

>>52895

That it's taken a whole day for someone to ask this question shows how mush this site has improved.

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 No.53147

Show your ass and balls

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 No.53346

cant be done

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 No.53873

File: 289971e868b2242⋯.png (358.09 KB, 428x428, 1:1, sophsicated_tea_sipper.png)

Sigh~ OP never delivered... again.

What a fag

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 No.53897

>>52777

trip 7s of lift weights and logs

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 No.53899

>>53873

Why should I?

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 No.54312

File: 45d013329ca7a49⋯.jpg (233.32 KB, 772x932, 193:233, ZERO_no_Hakobune_6_LOG_M2G….jpg)

>>53899

>Why should I?

Because I'm horny

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