C'mon Everybody &amp; Turn Your Head To The Left

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C'mon Everybody & Turn Your Head To The Left Grand Knights of the Shoeshine Temp 04/26/21 (Mon) 22:28:00 No.49958

KLU.... dammit KLU*

I mean KU KUX CLAMBAKE

KU* daamit KU*

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Grand Knights of the Shoeshine Temp 04/26/21 (Mon) 22:29:14 No.49959

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Shoeshine Templar Nightgown 04/26/21 (Mon) 22:34:05 No.49960

Although Elvis had moved to Priscilla from Germany to Memphis at age 14, began cornholing her inside out and giving her drugs.....

He was fucking Ann Margret's snatch loose incessantly

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Anonymous 04/26/21 (Mon) 22:36:27 No.49961

Elvis is STILL listed as:

-THE most famous human being in history

(even "Jesus" doesn't come close)

-THE MOST OVERSEXED HUMAN EVER

they based it on Elvis' daily pattern of having sex with 30+ women at a time

like a revolving door

all day long

for 20 years nonstop

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Anonymous 04/26/21 (Mon) 22:39:46 No.49962

on any given day, at any given moment....

There would be anywhere between 100 and 200 women waiting outside of Graceland, down at the gates...

The bodyguards would round up the women

(They knew exactly what Elvis liked, so they would pick out 30 or 35 of the hottest women that met Elvis' taste... and they got to pick and choose from whatever women were left afterwards)

And they would usher the group of more than THIRTY WOMEN upstairs to Elvis' Bedroom...

Then they would go downstairs and party with the remaining women

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Anonymous 04/26/21 (Mon) 22:42:39 No.49963

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The world has become exponentially more and more insane and extreme....

These days, TALENT is NOT REQUIRED TO BE FAMOUS

So it's hard to imagine the impact he had when he first splashed on the scene....

"before Elvis, there was NOTHING"

John Lennon

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Anonymous 04/26/21 (Mon) 22:47:59 No.49965

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see, it doesn't matter if you know it or not....

Because the world didn't need your permission

Planet Earth decided Elvis was THE MOST DYNAMIC ENTERTAINER IN HISTORY

one of a kind

like Trumpets Blaring From The Sun

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Anonymous 04/26/21 (Mon) 22:52:33 No.49967

hint: if you can watch IF I CAN DREAM

and somehow, you don't see HOW amazing he was

then you're a fucking idiot

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Anonymous 04/26/21 (Mon) 23:09:21 No.49974

Little do you realize

You owe the universe a giant debt of gratitude

Because you were born

On the same planet

as ELVIS

lucky you

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