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 No.49769[Last 50 Posts]

Jim and Ron are both about to be arrested for perpetrating the "Q" Hoax, and inciting the violent white trash trailer park domestic terrorist attack on The Capitol.

I'm afraid there won't be anyone left to maintain this empty worthless shithole. This time, 8kun will NOT be 'regrouping'.

I'd strongly suggest you figure out something to do with your life

____________________________
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 No.49770

The US Department of Justice is finalizing their investigation into Jim & Ron, and the US Extradition Treaty with The Philippines is about to be tested again.

I feel sorry for Ron.

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 No.49771

and YOU ?....... you're either going to begin engaging in real life experiences, or you're going to experience THE most depressing, empty, despondent era of your existence so far.

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 No.49774

>>49769

>I'd strongly suggest you figure out something to do with your life

and what will you do with your life once you cant spams your shitty posts here?

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 No.49775

My bet is that he will find the closet thing he can to here. maybe he will go to a strip mall and yell at fillippino nail workers while inside of a car.

it well be just like here.

"Is that man yelling inside of his car?"

"Yeah, but at least he is contained inside of it instead of in here touching us."

"Yeah, looking at his face I am reminded of all the asshole bleach jobs I have after lunch."

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 No.49777

>>49774

>>49775

I've been "being me" (exactly like this)in everyday real life, since long before you were ever born, long before your little internet was developed

I'm actually a very affable guy, believe it or not, but in real life or online, I'm simply a brutally honest person, and that offends people who don't like hearing the truth.

RE: contained

My entire adult life, (which began at age 12, when I started experimenting with real oldschool windowpane LSD) I have been picking and choosing where I decide to contain myself ...

I'm the one who decides which doors I open, and who's hallways I smear with my own feces...

SPEAKING OF WHICH :

that's not just a metaphor

in real life, I have quite literally (literally, as in: I'm not joking) LITERALLY taken my own shit, and written my name on people's walls... SEVERAL TIMES... not kidding... in their fucking living rooms, on the front of a couple businesses...

When I was in my 20s, I was particularly dissatisfied with the service I received at a fast food restaurant, so I went in their bathroom, took a shit into one of their paper to-go bags, exited the bathroom, and smeared my feces all along the interior walls of the restaurant. Not joking at all.

100% true. My buddy Louis Mandell sat there watching and laughing as I did it...

In fact, as we left, I smeared the final bit of turd all over their drive-in menu board... ABSOLUTELY TRUE.....

you guys these days would get busted for that type of shenanigans, because these days things aren't the same as the old days...

You really missed out on some good times

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 No.49778

>>49775

that's "your guess", huh ?.......

and to think :

43 hours ago, you INSISTED I am a "bot"... so...

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 No.49779

RE: you really missed out on some good times

.....and THAT'S why I offend imageboard guys

because that's my message

that's my theme

I'm old

you're not

I'm here to explain to you

how your "imageboard culture"

is your unraveling

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 No.49780

I don't know why it would OFFEND anyone

to hear the OBVIOUS TRANSPARENT TRUTH

the truth that ANYONE can see

I'm just the only one saying it

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 No.49781

I'm the reminder that

YOU ARE STILL YOUNG

and you are

WASTING THE BEST YEARS OF YOUR LIFE

sitting pointing and clicking

you'll never get these days back

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 No.49782

when you're my age, you'll have plenty of time to sit and point and click

but RIGHT NOW, there are hundreds and hundreds of unbelievable insane amazing experiences you're allowing to slip past you... memories you'll never own...

and you WILL regret it

in fact, you already DO

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 No.49783

amazing memories....

both good AND bad...

but still amazing....

especially the sex parts....

but of course it's more than that

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 No.49784

technology gave you an opportunity to be a non participant in your own life

this culture is the antithesis of your existence

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 No.49785

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>>49777

maybe he will go to a strip mall and yell at fillippino nail workers while inside of a car.

>I've been "being me" (exactly like this)in everyday real life,

I'll take that as a yes. Enjoy your disturbing the peace citations.

>>49778

I think you are probably a bot but a bot that is not self aware. You couldn't answer the question as to why you weren't helping the tortoise.

" looking at his face I am reminded of all the asshole bleach jobs"

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 No.49786

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>>49769

Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother.

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 No.49791

im a complete fuck up... im SO flawed and imperfect and stupid. I've made TONS of stupid decisions in my life... I'm a loser..

I amNOThere to say "I'm better than you"

because I'm not... I'm not better than you at all

I'm less than you......

my message has nothing to do with 'being better than anyone'...

My message is YOU ARE WASTING YOUR LIFE

you need to be out there in the real world

seizing opportunities, fucking as many girls as you possibly can, partying and sowing your wild oats

and YES, it's mainly about pussy...

Because one of these days you're going to realize you can't get your youth back, and you literally missed hundreds of exquisite sexual and romantic experiences, simply by isolating in a room in front of a computer screen.

That's all.....

I'm not saying you're bad people

I'm certainly not saying that you're stupid

Because you're good people

You're actually good guys

And you're very intelligent

much much more intelligent than the average person

I'm aware of that...

I'm just asking:

WHY your entire generation decide to "contain" itself in front of video games and image boards, instead of fucking beautiful women?

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 No.49792

>>49785

Like I just said...

you're NOT stupid.....

You're actually quite intelligent....

You're just EXTREMELY BAD AT perceiving reality

Due to a lack of experience

You keep trying to mix technological terms

Technological concepts

like BOTS into your perception

Of a human being

Because you don't read people very well

You read websites instead

You read image board posts

But you don't read people

Not very well, at least.......................................

That's why you should try unplugging your computer and the going out there into the real world

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 No.49794

and if by chance, you happen to be gay, THATS OKAY

because I'm not homophobic

if you're a faggot

then good for you!!

but you're STILL missing out

on YOUR LIFE'S MOST DYNAMIC ROMANCES

because when you get older

and you're married

you'll look back

and wish

That you could do it all over again

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 No.49795

I'm not your enemy.... far from it

I'm the voice your father obviously never expressed

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 No.49796

I don't dislike you guys

I simply laugh at the entire culture

so smart...

yet so self-defeatist

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 No.49799

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 No.49800

BREAKING NEWS !!!

when you hear the advice your father should've told you a million times: it's NOT a bot

it's actual advice.

imageboard, videogame, anime, porn culture is EGG ZACK LEE why someone else is fucking her instead of you

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 No.49806

and btw...... I was not joking about smearing my feces on people's property in real life.

nothing is more repugnant to clean

it's just a horrible experience for them

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 No.49808

hint: the best technique is shitting into an empty plastic bread bag

then simply turn the bag inside out, kind of like a banana or a tube of toothpaste, it suddenly becomes a gigantic TURD BALLPOINT PEN, and you can effectively write on their walls without getting any feces on your hands.

Once you've done it, you WILL do it again

It's a BLAST !!

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 No.49809

cleaning up ANYTHING is better than having to clean up two feet of human feces

especially if you're the minimum wage schmuck that gets told to clean it up....

THAT'S why it takes so long for them to finally clean it... Because it's such a horrible experience, that they avoid it at all costs, and their apprehension and reluctance tends to result in the feces remaining and drying and becoming even harder to clean...

For example.....

The drive-in illuminated menu board?

I smeared my shit all over it

But I'm confident

The hardest part for them to clean up

Was the speaker

Because I packed all of the speaker holes in the plexiglass with feces

And I'd imagine they would need a toothpick to get it all out

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 No.49811

and to me.........

THIS is the newest MENU BOARD

and you are the speaker holes

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 No.49812

and now you know

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 No.49814

KRYSTAL on Piedmont road in Buckhead Atlanta

Many many decades ago before I quit eating meat

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 No.49815

>>49791

>seizing opportunities, fucking as many girls as you possibly can, partying and sowing your wild oats

your values are shit

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 No.49816

Louis almost puked but we were both laughing so hard that I almost puked, too

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 No.49817

>>49815

your perspective is a blend of naivete and intentional defiant ignorance

Of course you can't tell you're inside the fish tank looking out

But one of these days your perspective will change

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 No.49818

>>49815

trust me, stasis-dick

.............. Your perspective will change

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 No.49819

unless (of course) you're telling me that you were born an asexual androgynous inanimate object

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 No.49820

In which case I'd say you've reached your full potential

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 No.49821

lol.......................................

You're going to be amazed how much your perspective changes

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 No.49822

But if it's a congenital chromosomal mutation in DNA sexual malfunction protein strand.... Then you've definitely reached your full potential.

Congratulations!

Time to celebrate with another video game

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 No.49823

>>49818

yes, it will change, I'll know what to do, after enough knowledge has been gained, and enough biomass is around

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 No.49824

*lights a cigarette and makes coffee for my wife"

Time to celebrate with another God damn video game, right?

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 No.49825

>>49823

You should also try to make an effort toNOTget all "Bill Nye Science Guy" during simple conversations....

It's just another extension of that "geeky Lord of the rings Star Wars sci-fi fantasy dungeons & dragons video game" mindset that women hate

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 No.49826

Introducing algebraic equations involving "mass" into a simple conversation about getting pussy is the equivalent of thinking anybody with a different opinion is a BOT

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 No.49827

>>49825

cuz it is nerdy to not value women for anything but their genes

look dude...

the point was, valuing sex just for the sake of it is stupid, stop trying to give 'advice'

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 No.49828

You really, REALLY need to get outside more often

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 No.49829

>>49828

why, so I meet and treat with those aren't of my genes?

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 No.49830

>>49827

lol @ not valuing sex for the sake of sex

hahahahaha !! see?.... SEE ?......

creepy......

That's exactly what I'm talkin about....

Your entire generation is asexual, yet if given an opportunity, will always choose against heterosexuality

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 No.49831

>>49829

lol @ "muh genes"

Predictable excuse number 137

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 No.49832

If you think I am unfamiliar with how human beings drag their feet and create bulshit excuses and procrastinate out of fear and insecurity and uncertainty.....

Then you're a lot younger than I thought

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 No.49833

TWO WORDS :

you aresimplyafraid

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 No.49834

I'm guessing you are "saving yourself" to create your "Master Race"

the Master Race of children....

who never reproduce

because VIDYA

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 No.49835

>>49830

asexual, no, I like big titties, however don't like the evolutionary psychology of women or the psychology of women in general, that is why I don't deal with them besides for the research

>>49831

so genes don't matter? so you're stupid, we knew that tho

also people are supposed to interact with the world from a position of large and strong family to fall back on if things go to shit, so forgive the pack monkeys for not acting like they are in a pack when they aren't

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 No.49836

>>49835

GENES :

so you're telling me the reason you're not going to reproduce is because of your perfect genes?

ha!

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 No.49837

so the REASON YOU'VE GOT NO WHEELS

is because you're a "souped up racecar"

HAHAHAHAHA

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 No.49838

>>49834

nah, maybe what I make will be a stepping stone to the true udermensch

I want to make smart people, then use the smart people to make whatever I can get away with

wives for sale, ant girls to get raped by, AI made of biomass

sky is the limit if you attack the intelligence problem from a genetic angle

>>49836

nah, it is harder to get away with murdering whores that know you, I know I wouldn't be able to stop myself if she did certain shit

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 No.49839

the ONLY reason you exist is FUCKING

end of story

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 No.49840

>>49838

hint: I'm not being mean

but my kids are much smarter than you... They really are... I'm not insulting you

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 No.49841

Simply because unlike you

They don't overthink everything into Oblivion

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 No.49842

Overthinking is the opposite of experiencing

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 No.49843

I certainly hope hypothetical Master race offspring learn how to reproduce...

Because you're not going to... Not at this rate

Plan B: a master race adoption agency?

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 No.49844

>>49840

ahh, you able to think things about your sexy little children

good for you

now go get the herp, so you can experience something new

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 No.49845

>>49843

the human that will be able to deal with civilization will probably reproduce like ants, ethnically and through a cast

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 No.49846

>>49844

RE: sexy

I believe you meant to say "sexually capable", but with a bitter lisping tone?

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 No.49847

>>49845

You remind me of Neil Tyson DeGrasse dressed up like mr. Spock....

Come back down to earth for a minute....

All of your hypotheses and postulation about the future seems to be getting in the way of your past and present

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 No.49848

And now you are proving exactly why I'm here

Because your father never sat you down and had a talk about life with you

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 No.49849

>>49845

what does any of that have to do with REALITY?

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 No.49850

>>49847

i'm not a nigger, and i'm not talking because I am getting paid

i'll give you a hint to 'break' my world view, find evidence that intelligence isn't determined by genetics

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 No.49851

tsk tsk tsk

look what sci-fi fantasy and videogames did to you guys

hmmm

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 No.49852

>>49849

it is observable reality, ants are much further along this path of evolution

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 No.49853

>>49769

Who’s the seamen demon and are there lewd?

Jim’s not going to jail. He’s part of the alphabet gay ops. He’s been a glow nigger since the 80s.

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 No.49854

Look, I don't hate you

I don't even dislike you.........

but if you're SO SUPERIOR

why hasn't a woman found you yet?

There are 3.76 BILLION women out there

and 24 hours is a long time

a LOT can happen in 24 hours

yet day by day....

you convince yourself of your superiority

Yet you still can't find even ONE 'genetic match'

because they're not interested in you

how decidedly "superior"

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 No.49855

>>49852

anything that manages to reproduce is further along on the path of evolution than someone who is terrified to take the path to reproduction

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 No.49856

>>49854

I don't look, also I want to be the toy of a lovecraftian god, not some used piece of meat

they've tried, believe it or not, acted beta, but some kept trying, so I outright told them I hate women, unless I know they fuck niggers, then it is time to 'sympathize.'

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 No.49857

>>49853

wrong. Jim and Ron will indeed be arrested.

you'll see.... trust me....

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 No.49858

>>49855

not if you line if 100% not likely to not be around at the next die off event, you just wasted your time

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 No.49859

>>49857

They will make a fake show arrest but he’s not going to prison. He’ll just sell out anon. All the data mining he’s done over the last 7 years will buy his freedom.

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 No.49860

>>49858

if I'm gonna waste my time........

I'm gonna do it emptying my nuts

into as many pretty girls as possible

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 No.49861

>>49859

lol I'm willing to make a CASH BET right now

(and I will actually pay you if I lose)

$1,000 cash

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 No.49862

>>49860

why can't I nut in the things I gene edit into life

I'll only do furries if I can get them to like as good as the cartoons

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 No.49864

>>49859

lol..... see, you probably don't realize this, but I'm not going to lose the bet

just like the Nov.Election

and The Senate Race

and the Capitol Riot

and the Chauvin verdict

yep..... I'm willing to bet you

because I'll win again

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 No.49867

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 No.49870

Ron's the actual 'target', for actually creating the specific posts which led to the conspiracy to commit a domestic terrorist attack on the US Capitol

It's actually one of the most serious charges you could possibly imagine...

Conspiring... Inciting an attempted overthrow of the United States government...

Jim ?.... He facilitated... He didn't create the specific posts that will be brought into evidence by the prosecution...

I'm sure Jim will receive a lighter sentence, or some form of "alternative punitive action"

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 No.49871

The leader of the oath keepers recently pleaded guilty...

Smart move...

If you think the Department of Justice is going to let this slide, you're in for quite a surprise...

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 No.49872

>>49867

the money I would make from 'finding dates for' my "daughters" would make me enough to have normal woman, if my brain fell out or something

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 No.49873

The world has watched as the "intimidating defiant Patriots" have BEGGED FOR FORGIVENESS, actually thinking if they apologized and they won't be prosecuted, blubbering like bitches....

Yeah.......

Any attorney would have strongly advised Jim Watkins against writing his "open letter'

Jim's about to learn if you stick your hand in a box containing a rattlesnake, that rattlesnakes not bluffing... It WILL teach you what rattlesnakes do

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 No.49874

File: 2266d07da9ef75d⋯.jpg (126.13 KB, 750x735, 50:49, marissa_oosterlee_19.jpg)

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 No.49875

>>49874

run out of shit to say?

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 No.49876

I'm not going to wager on WHEN.....

Because I don't have enough information to make a decision on when I think it's going to happen

but IF ?...........

lol absolutely !!

fuck yeah

$1,000 let's do it

but you better pay me

Or I will find you

And I will smear my feces

All over your car

And your house

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 No.49877

File: cc6e1dc47aecfa6⋯.png (427.1 KB, 806x720, 403:360, 1456926146240.png)

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 No.49878

The exact same way I smear my shit

Up and Down the Walls of your image board

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 No.49879

like a drunken chupacabra on Cinco de Mayo

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 No.49880

oh, yea, they only care about that when you do it the public bathrooms because someone has to clean it up, here you're providing entertainment

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 No.49881

I actually feel kinda sorry for Ron

because he's a good kid...

he is a SHITTY adult

but a good kid

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 No.49882

>>49880

no.....

I've done it IN THE BUSINESSES....

The damage wasn't done in the restroom

I created the destructive device in the restroom

But it was applied out in the open business area

More than once... I've done it a few times to businesses over the years...

And a couple times to people's houses

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 No.49884

I feel like no matter what, JIM is ultimately responsible for Ron's upcoming arrest and federal prosecution....

Because of Jim's bizarre dysfunctional creepy decisions, he facilitated Ron

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 No.49885

>>49880

exactly like a chimpanzee, YES

Because sometimes when you want to send a message, dropping to the most primal level is the only way to go

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 No.49886

>>49882

of course

hope you have the sense to prepare all of it, and didn't just shit in your hand and go

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 No.49887

>>49885

OH MS.GARRISON

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 No.49888

>>49886

You could say I got it down to an art....

Quite literally... As in APPLIED ARTS

Up close and personal...

Custom designs....

While remaining very neat and tidy, my hands completely free of any remaining "paint"

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 No.49889

Cleaning upanymess is a chore

but there's ONE mess....

People will be so reluctant to clean

That it will remain

Much longer

Than any other mess

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 No.49890

put it this way.......

It's not going to be a quick easy process

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 No.49891

And unlike anything else. ...

they will N-E-V-E-R forget it

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 No.49892

and then there's my smiling face

Glad we had this moment to communicate

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 No.49893

keep it simple

elementary

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 No.49894

but those people REALLY pissed me off

that's for special cases

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 No.49895

>>49892

had better

ta

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 No.49896

it's not JUST about pussy.....

don't get me wrong

even though the ONLY reason we exist is to reproduce

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 No.49897

The universe doesn't give a fuck if you're a mold spore, or if you're an elephant, or if you're toilet seat bacteria, or if you're a human, or a flower...

The only reason you exist is to exist

The only reason you exist is so that we will continue to exist 1,000 years from now. 10,000 years from now. 100,000 years from now

the ONLY reason you exist is to reproduce

And all of your overthinking and mathematical equation excuse making aside, the universe DOES NOT CARE how you reproduce...

The universe doesn't care if you were produced by consensual means or aggravated forceful means.

As long as you keep reproducing

Because you are a machine... You only have one function...

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 No.49898

lol @ save the tortoise

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 No.49899

Values = imaginary figments

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 No.49900

If I was going to guess, I'd say October or November

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 No.49901

File: 1aa80bbd522ee1e⋯.jpg (288.77 KB, 2000x1335, 400:267, PicsArt_05_03_01_45_14.jpg)

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 No.49902

But you can guarantee the investigation will uncover other crimes

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 No.49903

Jim's "military and intelligence" connections are minimal at best.... Don't confuse an inept helicopter mechanic with James Bond

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 No.49904

>>49897

the function is to bring glory to God

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 No.49905

the gears of Justice move slowly

but they're unforgiving. an uncomfortably tight squeeze.

it seemed like a game to Jim & Ron

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 No.49906

>>49904

lol that was actually funny

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 No.49907

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

it's all crumbling down around them

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 No.49908

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Crumbling to tiny pathetic pieces

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 No.49910

Ron will end up being sentenced to 15 years and Jim will end up being sentenced to five

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 No.49911

Just remember :

I was in here offering to bet cash in the Chauvin Trial....

remember?...

I bet $10,000 Chauvin would be convicted on second-degree unintentional murder

I also simultaneously bet $7,500 he would be convicted of third-degree murder

and I also simultaneously bet $5,000 that he would be convicted of second-degree manslaughter

ALL THREE......

I had originally wagered he would be convicted on one of the lesser charges, but after watching closing arguments, I refined my wager, to include ALL THREE CHARGES, with an escalating three-tier ante.... Totaling $22,500

$22,500 worth of ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY on my part

You guys are lucky you didn't bet me

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