No.49769[Last 50 Posts]
Jim and Ron are both about to be arrested for perpetrating the "Q" Hoax, and inciting the violent white trash trailer park domestic terrorist attack on The Capitol.
I'm afraid there won't be anyone left to maintain this empty worthless shithole. This time, 8kun will NOT be 'regrouping'.
I'd strongly suggest you figure out something to do with your life
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No.49770
The US Department of Justice is finalizing their investigation into Jim & Ron, and the US Extradition Treaty with The Philippines is about to be tested again.
I feel sorry for Ron.
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No.49771
and YOU ?....... you're either going to begin engaging in real life experiences, or you're going to experience THE most depressing, empty, despondent era of your existence so far.
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No.49774
>>49769
>I'd strongly suggest you figure out something to do with your life
and what will you do with your life once you cant spams your shitty posts here?
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No.49775
My bet is that he will find the closet thing he can to here. maybe he will go to a strip mall and yell at fillippino nail workers while inside of a car.
it well be just like here.
"Is that man yelling inside of his car?"
"Yeah, but at least he is contained inside of it instead of in here touching us."
"Yeah, looking at his face I am reminded of all the asshole bleach jobs I have after lunch."
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No.49777
>>49774
>>49775
I've been "being me" (exactly like this)in everyday real life, since long before you were ever born, long before your little internet was developed
I'm actually a very affable guy, believe it or not, but in real life or online, I'm simply a brutally honest person, and that offends people who don't like hearing the truth.
RE: contained
My entire adult life, (which began at age 12, when I started experimenting with real oldschool windowpane LSD) I have been picking and choosing where I decide to contain myself ...
I'm the one who decides which doors I open, and who's hallways I smear with my own feces...
SPEAKING OF WHICH :
that's not just a metaphor
in real life, I have quite literally (literally, as in: I'm not joking) LITERALLY taken my own shit, and written my name on people's walls... SEVERAL TIMES... not kidding... in their fucking living rooms, on the front of a couple businesses...
When I was in my 20s, I was particularly dissatisfied with the service I received at a fast food restaurant, so I went in their bathroom, took a shit into one of their paper to-go bags, exited the bathroom, and smeared my feces all along the interior walls of the restaurant. Not joking at all.
100% true. My buddy Louis Mandell sat there watching and laughing as I did it...
In fact, as we left, I smeared the final bit of turd all over their drive-in menu board... ABSOLUTELY TRUE.....
you guys these days would get busted for that type of shenanigans, because these days things aren't the same as the old days...
You really missed out on some good times
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No.49778
>>49775
that's "your guess", huh ?.......
and to think :
43 hours ago, you INSISTED I am a "bot"... so...
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No.49779
RE: you really missed out on some good times
.....and THAT'S why I offend imageboard guys
because that's my message
that's my theme
I'm old
you're not
I'm here to explain to you
how your "imageboard culture"
is your unraveling
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No.49780
I don't know why it would OFFEND anyone
to hear the OBVIOUS TRANSPARENT TRUTH
the truth that ANYONE can see
I'm just the only one saying it
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No.49781
I'm the reminder that
YOU ARE STILL YOUNG
and you are
WASTING THE BEST YEARS OF YOUR LIFE
sitting pointing and clicking
you'll never get these days back
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No.49782
when you're my age, you'll have plenty of time to sit and point and click
but RIGHT NOW, there are hundreds and hundreds of unbelievable insane amazing experiences you're allowing to slip past you... memories you'll never own...
and you WILL regret it
in fact, you already DO
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No.49783
amazing memories....
both good AND bad...
but still amazing....
especially the sex parts....
but of course it's more than that
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No.49784
technology gave you an opportunity to be a non participant in your own life
this culture is the antithesis of your existence
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No.49785
>>49777
maybe he will go to a strip mall and yell at fillippino nail workers while inside of a car.
>I've been "being me" (exactly like this)in everyday real life,
I'll take that as a yes. Enjoy your disturbing the peace citations.
>>49778
I think you are probably a bot but a bot that is not self aware. You couldn't answer the question as to why you weren't helping the tortoise.
" looking at his face I am reminded of all the asshole bleach jobs"
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No.49786
>>49769
Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother.
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No.49791
im a complete fuck up... im SO flawed and imperfect and stupid. I've made TONS of stupid decisions in my life... I'm a loser..
I amNOThere to say "I'm better than you"
because I'm not... I'm not better than you at all
I'm less than you......
my message has nothing to do with 'being better than anyone'...
My message is YOU ARE WASTING YOUR LIFE
you need to be out there in the real world
seizing opportunities, fucking as many girls as you possibly can, partying and sowing your wild oats
and YES, it's mainly about pussy...
Because one of these days you're going to realize you can't get your youth back, and you literally missed hundreds of exquisite sexual and romantic experiences, simply by isolating in a room in front of a computer screen.
That's all.....
I'm not saying you're bad people
I'm certainly not saying that you're stupid
Because you're good people
You're actually good guys
And you're very intelligent
much much more intelligent than the average person
I'm aware of that...
I'm just asking:
WHY your entire generation decide to "contain" itself in front of video games and image boards, instead of fucking beautiful women?
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No.49792
>>49785
Like I just said...
you're NOT stupid.....
You're actually quite intelligent....
You're just EXTREMELY BAD AT perceiving reality
Due to a lack of experience
You keep trying to mix technological terms
Technological concepts
like BOTS into your perception
Of a human being
Because you don't read people very well
You read websites instead
You read image board posts
But you don't read people
Not very well, at least.......................................
That's why you should try unplugging your computer and the going out there into the real world
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No.49794
and if by chance, you happen to be gay, THATS OKAY
because I'm not homophobic
if you're a faggot
then good for you!!
but you're STILL missing out
on YOUR LIFE'S MOST DYNAMIC ROMANCES
because when you get older
and you're married
you'll look back
and wish
That you could do it all over again
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No.49795
I'm not your enemy.... far from it
I'm the voice your father obviously never expressed
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No.49796
I don't dislike you guys
I simply laugh at the entire culture
so smart...
yet so self-defeatist
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No.49799
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No.49800
BREAKING NEWS !!!
when you hear the advice your father should've told you a million times: it's NOT a bot
it's actual advice.
imageboard, videogame, anime, porn culture is EGG ZACK LEE why someone else is fucking her instead of you
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No.49806
and btw...... I was not joking about smearing my feces on people's property in real life.
nothing is more repugnant to clean
it's just a horrible experience for them
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No.49808
hint: the best technique is shitting into an empty plastic bread bag
then simply turn the bag inside out, kind of like a banana or a tube of toothpaste, it suddenly becomes a gigantic TURD BALLPOINT PEN, and you can effectively write on their walls without getting any feces on your hands.
Once you've done it, you WILL do it again
It's a BLAST !!
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No.49809
cleaning up ANYTHING is better than having to clean up two feet of human feces
especially if you're the minimum wage schmuck that gets told to clean it up....
THAT'S why it takes so long for them to finally clean it... Because it's such a horrible experience, that they avoid it at all costs, and their apprehension and reluctance tends to result in the feces remaining and drying and becoming even harder to clean...
For example.....
The drive-in illuminated menu board?
I smeared my shit all over it
But I'm confident
The hardest part for them to clean up
Was the speaker
Because I packed all of the speaker holes in the plexiglass with feces
And I'd imagine they would need a toothpick to get it all out
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No.49811
and to me.........
THIS is the newest MENU BOARD
and you are the speaker holes
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No.49812
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No.49814
KRYSTAL on Piedmont road in Buckhead Atlanta
Many many decades ago before I quit eating meat
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No.49815
>>49791
>seizing opportunities, fucking as many girls as you possibly can, partying and sowing your wild oats
your values are shit
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No.49816
Louis almost puked but we were both laughing so hard that I almost puked, too
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No.49817
>>49815
your perspective is a blend of naivete and intentional defiant ignorance
Of course you can't tell you're inside the fish tank looking out
But one of these days your perspective will change
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No.49818
>>49815
trust me, stasis-dick
.............. Your perspective will change
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No.49819
unless (of course) you're telling me that you were born an asexual androgynous inanimate object
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No.49820
In which case I'd say you've reached your full potential
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No.49821
lol.......................................
You're going to be amazed how much your perspective changes
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No.49822
But if it's a congenital chromosomal mutation in DNA sexual malfunction protein strand.... Then you've definitely reached your full potential.
Congratulations!
Time to celebrate with another video game
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No.49823
>>49818
yes, it will change, I'll know what to do, after enough knowledge has been gained, and enough biomass is around
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No.49824
*lights a cigarette and makes coffee for my wife"
Time to celebrate with another God damn video game, right?
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No.49825
>>49823
You should also try to make an effort toNOTget all "Bill Nye Science Guy" during simple conversations....
It's just another extension of that "geeky Lord of the rings Star Wars sci-fi fantasy dungeons & dragons video game" mindset that women hate
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No.49826
Introducing algebraic equations involving "mass" into a simple conversation about getting pussy is the equivalent of thinking anybody with a different opinion is a BOT
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No.49827
>>49825
cuz it is nerdy to not value women for anything but their genes
look dude...
the point was, valuing sex just for the sake of it is stupid, stop trying to give 'advice'
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No.49828
You really, REALLY need to get outside more often
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No.49829
>>49828
why, so I meet and treat with those aren't of my genes?
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No.49830
>>49827
lol @ not valuing sex for the sake of sex
hahahahaha !! see?.... SEE ?......
creepy......
That's exactly what I'm talkin about....
Your entire generation is asexual, yet if given an opportunity, will always choose against heterosexuality
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No.49831
>>49829
lol @ "muh genes"
Predictable excuse number 137
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No.49832
If you think I am unfamiliar with how human beings drag their feet and create bulshit excuses and procrastinate out of fear and insecurity and uncertainty.....
Then you're a lot younger than I thought
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No.49833
TWO WORDS :
you aresimplyafraid
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No.49834
I'm guessing you are "saving yourself" to create your "Master Race"
the Master Race of children....
who never reproduce
because VIDYA
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No.49835
>>49830
asexual, no, I like big titties, however don't like the evolutionary psychology of women or the psychology of women in general, that is why I don't deal with them besides for the research
>>49831
so genes don't matter? so you're stupid, we knew that tho
also people are supposed to interact with the world from a position of large and strong family to fall back on if things go to shit, so forgive the pack monkeys for not acting like they are in a pack when they aren't
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No.49836
>>49835
GENES :
so you're telling me the reason you're not going to reproduce is because of your perfect genes?
ha!
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No.49837
so the REASON YOU'VE GOT NO WHEELS
is because you're a "souped up racecar"
HAHAHAHAHA
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No.49838
>>49834
nah, maybe what I make will be a stepping stone to the true udermensch
I want to make smart people, then use the smart people to make whatever I can get away with
wives for sale, ant girls to get raped by, AI made of biomass
sky is the limit if you attack the intelligence problem from a genetic angle
>>49836
nah, it is harder to get away with murdering whores that know you, I know I wouldn't be able to stop myself if she did certain shit
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No.49839
the ONLY reason you exist is FUCKING
end of story
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No.49840
>>49838
hint: I'm not being mean
but my kids are much smarter than you... They really are... I'm not insulting you
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No.49841
Simply because unlike you
They don't overthink everything into Oblivion
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No.49842
Overthinking is the opposite of experiencing
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No.49843
I certainly hope hypothetical Master race offspring learn how to reproduce...
Because you're not going to... Not at this rate
Plan B: a master race adoption agency?
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No.49844
>>49840
ahh, you able to think things about your sexy little children
good for you
now go get the herp, so you can experience something new
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No.49845
>>49843
the human that will be able to deal with civilization will probably reproduce like ants, ethnically and through a cast
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No.49846
>>49844
RE: sexy
I believe you meant to say "sexually capable", but with a bitter lisping tone?
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No.49847
>>49845
You remind me of Neil Tyson DeGrasse dressed up like mr. Spock....
Come back down to earth for a minute....
All of your hypotheses and postulation about the future seems to be getting in the way of your past and present
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No.49848
And now you are proving exactly why I'm here
Because your father never sat you down and had a talk about life with you
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No.49849
>>49845
what does any of that have to do with REALITY?
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No.49850
>>49847
i'm not a nigger, and i'm not talking because I am getting paid
i'll give you a hint to 'break' my world view, find evidence that intelligence isn't determined by genetics
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No.49851
tsk tsk tsk
look what sci-fi fantasy and videogames did to you guys
hmmm
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No.49852
>>49849
it is observable reality, ants are much further along this path of evolution
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No.49853
>>49769
Who’s the seamen demon and are there lewd?
Jim’s not going to jail. He’s part of the alphabet gay ops. He’s been a glow nigger since the 80s.
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No.49854
Look, I don't hate you
I don't even dislike you.........
but if you're SO SUPERIOR
why hasn't a woman found you yet?
There are 3.76 BILLION women out there
and 24 hours is a long time
a LOT can happen in 24 hours
yet day by day....
you convince yourself of your superiority
Yet you still can't find even ONE 'genetic match'
because they're not interested in you
how decidedly "superior"
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No.49855
>>49852
anything that manages to reproduce is further along on the path of evolution than someone who is terrified to take the path to reproduction
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No.49856
>>49854
I don't look, also I want to be the toy of a lovecraftian god, not some used piece of meat
they've tried, believe it or not, acted beta, but some kept trying, so I outright told them I hate women, unless I know they fuck niggers, then it is time to 'sympathize.'
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No.49857
>>49853
wrong. Jim and Ron will indeed be arrested.
you'll see.... trust me....
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No.49858
>>49855
not if you line if 100% not likely to not be around at the next die off event, you just wasted your time
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No.49859
>>49857
They will make a fake show arrest but he’s not going to prison. He’ll just sell out anon. All the data mining he’s done over the last 7 years will buy his freedom.
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No.49860
>>49858
if I'm gonna waste my time........
I'm gonna do it emptying my nuts
into as many pretty girls as possible
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No.49861
>>49859
lol I'm willing to make a CASH BET right now
(and I will actually pay you if I lose)
$1,000 cash
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No.49862
>>49860
why can't I nut in the things I gene edit into life
I'll only do furries if I can get them to like as good as the cartoons
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No.49864
>>49859
lol..... see, you probably don't realize this, but I'm not going to lose the bet
just like the Nov.Election
and The Senate Race
and the Capitol Riot
and the Chauvin verdict
yep..... I'm willing to bet you
because I'll win again
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No.49867
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No.49870
Ron's the actual 'target', for actually creating the specific posts which led to the conspiracy to commit a domestic terrorist attack on the US Capitol
It's actually one of the most serious charges you could possibly imagine...
Conspiring... Inciting an attempted overthrow of the United States government...
Jim ?.... He facilitated... He didn't create the specific posts that will be brought into evidence by the prosecution...
I'm sure Jim will receive a lighter sentence, or some form of "alternative punitive action"
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No.49871
The leader of the oath keepers recently pleaded guilty...
Smart move...
If you think the Department of Justice is going to let this slide, you're in for quite a surprise...
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No.49872
>>49867
the money I would make from 'finding dates for' my "daughters" would make me enough to have normal woman, if my brain fell out or something
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No.49873
The world has watched as the "intimidating defiant Patriots" have BEGGED FOR FORGIVENESS, actually thinking if they apologized and they won't be prosecuted, blubbering like bitches....
Yeah.......
Any attorney would have strongly advised Jim Watkins against writing his "open letter'
Jim's about to learn if you stick your hand in a box containing a rattlesnake, that rattlesnakes not bluffing... It WILL teach you what rattlesnakes do
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No.49874
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No.49875
>>49874
run out of shit to say?
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No.49876
I'm not going to wager on WHEN.....
Because I don't have enough information to make a decision on when I think it's going to happen
but IF ?...........
lol absolutely !!
fuck yeah
$1,000 let's do it
but you better pay me
Or I will find you
And I will smear my feces
All over your car
And your house
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No.49877
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No.49878
The exact same way I smear my shit
Up and Down the Walls of your image board
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No.49879
like a drunken chupacabra on Cinco de Mayo
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No.49880
oh, yea, they only care about that when you do it the public bathrooms because someone has to clean it up, here you're providing entertainment
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No.49881
I actually feel kinda sorry for Ron
because he's a good kid...
he is a SHITTY adult
but a good kid
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No.49882
>>49880
no.....
I've done it IN THE BUSINESSES....
The damage wasn't done in the restroom
I created the destructive device in the restroom
But it was applied out in the open business area
More than once... I've done it a few times to businesses over the years...
And a couple times to people's houses
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No.49884
I feel like no matter what, JIM is ultimately responsible for Ron's upcoming arrest and federal prosecution....
Because of Jim's bizarre dysfunctional creepy decisions, he facilitated Ron
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No.49885
>>49880
exactly like a chimpanzee, YES
Because sometimes when you want to send a message, dropping to the most primal level is the only way to go
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No.49886
>>49882
of course
hope you have the sense to prepare all of it, and didn't just shit in your hand and go
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No.49887
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No.49888
>>49886
You could say I got it down to an art....
Quite literally... As in APPLIED ARTS
Up close and personal...
Custom designs....
While remaining very neat and tidy, my hands completely free of any remaining "paint"
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No.49889
Cleaning upanymess is a chore
but there's ONE mess....
People will be so reluctant to clean
That it will remain
Much longer
Than any other mess
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No.49890
put it this way.......
It's not going to be a quick easy process
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No.49891
And unlike anything else. ...
they will N-E-V-E-R forget it
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No.49892
and then there's my smiling face
Glad we had this moment to communicate
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No.49893
keep it simple
elementary
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No.49894
but those people REALLY pissed me off
that's for special cases
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No.49895
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No.49896
it's not JUST about pussy.....
don't get me wrong
even though the ONLY reason we exist is to reproduce
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No.49897
The universe doesn't give a fuck if you're a mold spore, or if you're an elephant, or if you're toilet seat bacteria, or if you're a human, or a flower...
The only reason you exist is to exist
The only reason you exist is so that we will continue to exist 1,000 years from now. 10,000 years from now. 100,000 years from now
the ONLY reason you exist is to reproduce
And all of your overthinking and mathematical equation excuse making aside, the universe DOES NOT CARE how you reproduce...
The universe doesn't care if you were produced by consensual means or aggravated forceful means.
As long as you keep reproducing
Because you are a machine... You only have one function...
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No.49898
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No.49899
Values = imaginary figments
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No.49900
If I was going to guess, I'd say October or November
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No.49901
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No.49902
But you can guarantee the investigation will uncover other crimes
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No.49903
Jim's "military and intelligence" connections are minimal at best.... Don't confuse an inept helicopter mechanic with James Bond
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No.49904
>>49897
the function is to bring glory to God
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No.49905
the gears of Justice move slowly
but they're unforgiving. an uncomfortably tight squeeze.
it seemed like a game to Jim & Ron
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No.49906
>>49904
lol that was actually funny
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No.49907
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
it's all crumbling down around them
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No.49908
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Crumbling to tiny pathetic pieces
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No.49910
Ron will end up being sentenced to 15 years and Jim will end up being sentenced to five
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No.49911
Just remember :
I was in here offering to bet cash in the Chauvin Trial....
remember?...
I bet $10,000 Chauvin would be convicted on second-degree unintentional murder
I also simultaneously bet $7,500 he would be convicted of third-degree murder
and I also simultaneously bet $5,000 that he would be convicted of second-degree manslaughter
ALL THREE......
I had originally wagered he would be convicted on one of the lesser charges, but after watching closing arguments, I refined my wager, to include ALL THREE CHARGES, with an escalating three-tier ante.... Totaling $22,500
$22,500 worth of ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY on my part
You guys are lucky you didn't bet me
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