No.48975
HELP ME !!! THEYRE GOING TO RAPE & MURDER ME !!! OMG NO !!! THIS CAN'T BE REAL !!! MY ATTORNEY SAID I WAS GOING TO BE ACQUITTED !!! HELP MEEEEE !!!!
____________________________
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.48976
OH MY GOD !!! THEY'RE TELLING ME TO BEND OVER OR THEYLL CUT MY EYES OUT !!! OH MY GOD !!!! HELP MEEEEEEE !!!!!
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.48977
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.48978
you'd be AMAZED what will happen to you over a 60¢ Ramen Noodle pack
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.48979
and they'll quite literally kill you over a 90¢ jumbo iced honey bun
not joking. they'll make an example out of you.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.48980
It's been a tough couple weeks, and tonight Eric Nelson took his wife and friends to Minneapolis' hottest new restaurant, The Marvel Bar
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.48982
Too bad Chauvin didn't look into Eric Nelson's courtroom failure rate...
he could've always asked Amy Senser what she thought about Mr. Nelson's courtroom skills...
(she was convicted, and sent to prison)
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.48985
Did they check his lungs for evidence of physical asphyxiation yet?
No? We live in durp land.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.48986
>>48985
lol you're one of the people who kept saying he was going to be acquitted
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.48989
just like I told you yesterday....
GUILTY... HE'S GOING TO PRISON
I told you over and over and over
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.48990
perhaps now you'll realize I'm NOT the right person to ever bet with, Because I ALWAYS, ALWAYS WIN
always
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.48991
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
all-ways
every fucking time
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.48992
Today, I was offering to bet :
$10,000 that he would be convicted of second-degree unintentional murder
$7,500 that he would be convicted of third-degree murder
$5,000 that he would be convicted of second-degree manslaughter
that would've been $22,500 I would've won
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.48993
you guys were big talk.....
but not confident enough to wager
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.48994
I'm sure he'll get to prison and explain to all the african american gentleman that the citizen who died while the officer just happened to have his knee on him was on drugs. Then the incarcerated gentlemen will live happily ever after consensualy buggering each other.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.48999
FUN CHAUVIN TRIVIA :
Q: which of these four Minnesota Department of Corrections inmates is the one who eventually kills inmate Chauvin by placing their knee into his neck and pressing into the concrete prison floor on January 12th 2022?
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.49000
It's April 21st 2021..
This morning at 4:30 a.m., inmate Chauvin was rudely awakened by Minnesota Department of Corrections Guards, and given a tray of the most disgusting breakfast you could ever possibly imagine...
Last night he barely slept 45 minutes...
At 10 p.m., it's lights out... But that's when the Black inmates all start practicing their "rapping skills"...
Pounding on the cinder block cell walls with their fists as makeshift drum beats (completely out of sync, with no sense of rhythm) the entire cell block became filled with echoes of thumping beats and amateurish rappers trying to freestyle rap songs about their criminal activity and lack of fear of criminal prosecution...
You could say it was a hell of a night
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.49002
after not being able to eat half of the breakfast swill, all the inmates go back to sleep until 8:00 a.m.
but Inmate Chauvin laid there wide awake...
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.49006
In 9 hours, Chauvin will have completed the first full day of his upcoming 40 year sentence
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.