So earlier this month I've posted here that I prefer to msg girls that I want to fuck and not "netflix and chill" shit.
I have set-up a (fake)profile (ig + tinder), with Patrick Bateman as a profile picture and messaged 17 girls and 1 boy (a couple).
I usually asked how many times on average do they fuck and if they want to fuck with me.
In exactly 24 hours I've received response from 4 females.
They were the following:
1) I'm asexual
2) Several times a day and really rough
3) This one has got a bit tense, the messages are in my native language and not in English, so I will translate all of them.
- me: How many times per week on average do you have sex?
- her: With boys or girls?
- me: both, I'd prefer if you can separate them
- her: what will I get from answering this question?
- me: nothing, what do you want? money? either you answer or not
- her: what will you do with this information?
- me: what do you think I will?
- her: Idk, that's what I'm trying to figure out, I can say 3 times a week and what will you have from it? absolutely nothing
- he: some random shit and I wouldn't be surprised you are some guy i know irl
- me: I can boost my ego that I chat with a girl :)
- her: you must have really sad life if this is all you need for your ego, a message from a girl lol
- me: "All I need"? How did you came up with that? That's not all I need, that's just one element.
- me: Why do you post pics on instagram? Because you want to share your life with others? Do I say that that you must have really sad life? That's a wack response, I expected more from you.
- her: AHAHAHA, I'm 100% positive you are some dickhead i know irl (comment: actually not, just random girl [tinder 10 miles] i msgd)
- her: Idc, don't write me
- me: that's very bold statement "someone I 100% know" you can't really be sure here eh
- her: *Voice message: "citing my messages, but makes it sound like I begged her" what kind of bullshit is that? get the fuck out of here
- her: I dont need to know who you are, but I know you are someone i know, chill
- me: You are such a dumb bitch, I never pleased or begged you for anything, i'd slap you if I could
- me: So you chill out, feels like you are on meth rn
- me: I open your profile and I can already sense a diagnosis, what is it today? BPD? Depression? Anxiety? Bipolar disorder?
- her: *Voice message: "I love it! Keep on writing more bullshit, I love it and enjoy it!"
- her: *Voice message: "Yo, write whatever you want, i don't care about this bullshit (3 seconds pause) send me a voice message too, i want to hear your voice"
I never responded back to this bitch (3), she's not worth my time and if she enjoys my messages, why would I fulfil her wish? Not happening today.
4) Yess, 1-2 times a week with emoji (Face with Tears of Joy)
Overall, the only people that responded back were either asexual (1), normal/average/kinky (2 and 4) or just plain dumb (3) [lesbian, emo pictures, overall strange personality]
That's it for my research, I may stay in touch with 2 and 4 and ask if they wanna fuck in real life, but I'm afraid they like Patric and not the actual me. But must not be that bad if they reply to a fake profile eh?
Also I realised it's not really my style. I don't really like talking to people I don't know and prefer IRL chat, or that's what I think because I don't do that either. It makes me stressed. Might as-well pay for a hooker. Bar may be a better place though because I know that it'll either happen or will not and can keep on trying. I hate chatting and talking to people.
BTW: Normally I wouldn't bring a mental disorder in the chat (3), but that bitch started twisting my words and made no sense, I just didn't liked that, I had to give her a taste of her own medicine. I tried my best to keep it nice.