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 No.48697

So earlier this month I've posted here that I prefer to msg girls that I want to fuck and not "netflix and chill" shit.

I have set-up a (fake)profile (ig + tinder), with Patrick Bateman as a profile picture and messaged 17 girls and 1 boy (a couple).

I usually asked how many times on average do they fuck and if they want to fuck with me.

In exactly 24 hours I've received response from 4 females.

They were the following:

1) I'm asexual

2) Several times a day and really rough

3) This one has got a bit tense, the messages are in my native language and not in English, so I will translate all of them.

- me: How many times per week on average do you have sex?

- her: With boys or girls?

- me: both, I'd prefer if you can separate them

- her: what will I get from answering this question?

- me: nothing, what do you want? money? either you answer or not

- her: what will you do with this information?

- me: what do you think I will?

- her: Idk, that's what I'm trying to figure out, I can say 3 times a week and what will you have from it? absolutely nothing

- he: some random shit and I wouldn't be surprised you are some guy i know irl

- me: I can boost my ego that I chat with a girl :)

- her: you must have really sad life if this is all you need for your ego, a message from a girl lol

- me: "All I need"? How did you came up with that? That's not all I need, that's just one element.

- me: Why do you post pics on instagram? Because you want to share your life with others? Do I say that that you must have really sad life? That's a wack response, I expected more from you.

- her: AHAHAHA, I'm 100% positive you are some dickhead i know irl (comment: actually not, just random girl [tinder 10 miles] i msgd)

- her: Idc, don't write me

- me: that's very bold statement "someone I 100% know" you can't really be sure here eh

- her: *Voice message: "citing my messages, but makes it sound like I begged her" what kind of bullshit is that? get the fuck out of here

- her: I dont need to know who you are, but I know you are someone i know, chill

- me: You are such a dumb bitch, I never pleased or begged you for anything, i'd slap you if I could

- me: So you chill out, feels like you are on meth rn

- me: I open your profile and I can already sense a diagnosis, what is it today? BPD? Depression? Anxiety? Bipolar disorder?

- her: *Voice message: "I love it! Keep on writing more bullshit, I love it and enjoy it!"

- her: *Voice message: "Yo, write whatever you want, i don't care about this bullshit (3 seconds pause) send me a voice message too, i want to hear your voice"

I never responded back to this bitch (3), she's not worth my time and if she enjoys my messages, why would I fulfil her wish? Not happening today.

4) Yess, 1-2 times a week with emoji (Face with Tears of Joy)

Overall, the only people that responded back were either asexual (1), normal/average/kinky (2 and 4) or just plain dumb (3) [lesbian, emo pictures, overall strange personality]

That's it for my research, I may stay in touch with 2 and 4 and ask if they wanna fuck in real life, but I'm afraid they like Patric and not the actual me. But must not be that bad if they reply to a fake profile eh?

Also I realised it's not really my style. I don't really like talking to people I don't know and prefer IRL chat, or that's what I think because I don't do that either. It makes me stressed. Might as-well pay for a hooker. Bar may be a better place though because I know that it'll either happen or will not and can keep on trying. I hate chatting and talking to people.

BTW: Normally I wouldn't bring a mental disorder in the chat (3), but that bitch started twisting my words and made no sense, I just didn't liked that, I had to give her a taste of her own medicine. I tried my best to keep it nice.

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 No.48711

>>48697

andNOWwe all know why you can't get any pussy, and why you spend your life on vicarious social media apps, while intelligent men have girlfriends and wives in bed with them, getting their dicks sucked, and blowing loads into beautiful women...

You have no self-awareness whatsoever, do you?

You literally just admitted that you have a LEARNING INABILITY

And after all these years on planet Earth, you STILL aren't smart enough to figure out how to get a girl

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 No.48712

It doesn't matter if you went to a nightclub, or a brothel...

You are an awkward uncomfortable geek

And even if you paid a seasoned prostitute, she would STILL have to stop and think about it before making her decision.

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 No.48713

>>48697

Me?..... I woke up next to my wife this morning.

Last night, I got my balls sucked dry.

How did the video games work out for you last night?

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 No.48714

You certainly are defensive....

Your resentment and anger comes through loud and clear in your defensive text messages

You're literally a loser

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 No.48715

>>48697

The little video game sissy boy who grew up and never learned how to attract a female

awwwwwww........

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 No.48720

>>48711

Sure. But that's nothing new anyway. You guys already knew that.

>>48712

we'll see

>>48713

you must have really low sperm count if she sucked you dry. maybe get this checked?

>>48714

OK.

>>48715

actually i stopped playing video games at 13 because I wasn't able to prove my superiority enough, it was all good but when I became 13 they started enforcing various of anticheats and it really stopped being fun. Also some games even removed voice-chat, so I could no longer tell people to die and laugh at them.

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 No.48721

>>48720

Every night, I played one of my favorite games, where people grind scores. Whether was it chess, Insurgency, counter-strike.. There were the best, one day I joined on the server, made them all extremely mad and from position with number 1 dropped to 100, their rage was immesurable. AHAHAHAHAH. I still jerk off to those memories <3

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 No.48723

>>48721

In real life I can't be muted and I love seeing when I tell some stupid bitch (whether is it male or female) that he's worthless and he starts crying. Some start to fight back, but they are usually funny.

People are stupid, instead of ignoring me, they all cause it to themselves. :)

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 No.48726

>>48720

I was actually 14 or 15, filters became more invasive. I could no longer say nigger without getting muted.

Fuck political correctness and fuck feminism. But I'm really nice guy otherwise, just depends who you are and if you withstand my shit or no, for example in school, there was only one teacher out of 10 that was able to withstand this, she took it like a champ and made some making sense arguments back.

In school I challenged many teachers, many started crying, many just called my parents because they weren't able to take it and rest sent me to the principal. That only made me call them weak and they were furious. Because obviously I was right, if you can't handle it yourself, sent this kid to the princiapl right? How pathethic.

Just one example how to gain my respect.

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 No.48872

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>>48697

it would have been more interesting and useful to cut their heads open and poke their brains with an electrode, for recorded data of course

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