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 No.48673[Last 50 Posts]

Happy birthday Adolf Hitler!

卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐

1488 Sieg Heil White Power Hang All The Niggers Gas All The merchants

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 No.48675

File: f31cfac0e1f6274⋯.jpg (57.57 KB, 320x240, 4:3, Boooo.jpg)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hitler a shit. They should have killed him in '38.

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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 No.48687

>>48673

lol ON THIS DAY :

his mother gave birth to an ugly, bipolar, effeminate, diminutive little boy, with a TINY LITTLE PENIS, and only ONE TESTICLE.

hahahahahaha.......

an INTRAVENOUS METHAMPHETAMINE & MORPHINE JUNKIE....

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 No.48688

a droopy-faced, closet homosexual, mentally defective, manic, angry, bitter little midget, who spent his life overcompensating for his ONE TESTICLE & TINY PENIS, injecting meth & morphine, having clandestine homosexual relationships, and trying to hide the fact that HE WAS merchantISH.

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 No.48690

THE ONE-NUT MICROPENIS METH JUNKIE FAGGOT WITH BIPOLAR DISORDER SPERM-THROATED HOMOSEXUAL MIDGET with one of THE ugliest faces in history.

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 No.48691

and, much like today's generation of effeminate, micropenis closet homosexual IMAGEBOARD WIMPS, Hitler ended up running and hiding from his inability to succeed, and killed himself like a little girl

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 No.48692

>>48673

it's actually quite natural for you to be sexually attracted to Hitler.

because you're both closet homosexuals

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 No.48693

File: 85a225eadf7e7c7⋯.jpg (265.72 KB, 1890x1080, 7:4, PicsArt_04_19_12_29_30.jpg)

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 No.48694

>>48673

but now that we know what kind of man makes you horny, I've got GOOD NEWS for you :

there are plenty of ugly gay men out there with tiny penises and who inject meth & opiates into their veins...

Granted, you're highly unlikely to find another man who wasborn with only one testicle, but beggars can't be choosers, right?

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 No.48695

>>48673

Oops!... I almost forgot the most important thing :

Maybe you can find a guy at a synagogue

Maybe with the last name Solomon, just like your idol

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 No.48696

>>48673

If you find "Mr. Right", the two of you can try to hide your homosexuality with a fabricated facade of "frustrated anger", and in the end, once everybody realizes you're actually just two faggots, both of you can run and hide in a bunker and kill yourselves....

(After injecting yourselves with methamphetamine)

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 No.48698

knowing what we now know about his TINY LITTLE PENIS and SINGULAR TESTICLE and the HOMOSEXUALITY and the MANIA and the INTRAVENOUS METHAMPHETAMINE USE....

when we look at his photos, it becomes clear what an overcompensating little bitch he was.

The man who spent his life overcompensating for his diminutive lot in life and lack of power or authority....

And it's suddenly completely understandable why you find him sexually arousing...

if they had video games when he was a child, you and he would be sympatico

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 No.48699

>>48673

Everybody realizes you're not looking for a successful powerful accomplished self-confident man with a large penis.....

Because that would create an imbalance....

You're looking for a man who's MORE LIKE YOU

A weak, short, physically unattractive, emotionally and psychologically dysfunctional, angry, resentful, loud-mouthed excuse making underachiever....

Somebody who caves in when the going gets tough

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 No.48700

>>48673

You looking for somebody with a tiny little penis, and a lot of anger and resentment, just like you

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 No.48701

>>48673

the FUNNIEST PART ?...... simple....

His last name was Solomon, because he was Yiddish....

Yet Yiddish men are genetically predisposed to have much, MUCH larger penises than white boys.

But he didn't get blessed in that department...

He had a tiny little penis...

So he fixated on the Yiddish......

Angry over something...

Gee, I wonder what he was so angry about....

I wonder why he resented them so much...

Hmmmmm......

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 No.48702

>>48673

much in the same way YOU are resentful towards blacks, the Yiddish, and any other man whose penis is bigger than yours.

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 No.48704

>>48673

It's really not rocket science.....

Instead of trying to improve yourself, learning how to actually accomplish something, and becoming "complete", you are so lazy, that you think you can simply ride on the coattails of similarly sexually and socially stunted Solomons.

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 No.48705

HITLER : the only jëw with a tiny penis

There's a first time for everything

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 No.48707

File: ecef37bc14643bf⋯.png (1.85 MB, 1659x1080, 553:360, PicsArt_04_20_10_32_16.png)

For decades and decades and decades, mother's had been giving advice to their daughters :

"Find a nice jëwish guy and Settle Down"

Not because their bankers or merchantelers or doctors.

It has nothing to do with money...

Mother's realize that Jëwish Men have much bigger penises than white guys...

and YES, your mother still remembers what it was like to take a big old fat jëwish cock... Deep down inside, your mother is still a WOMAN....

Notice how mothers never advise their daughters to "find a video game imageboard Sissy and settle down"

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 No.48708

They're*

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 No.48709

Your mother saw your penis when you were born, and she saw your penis a million times since...

Of course she's not going to say anything to hurt your feelings, because after all you are her child...

But you're much more like a daughter than a son,

Because your mother has seen some big penises in her life, and she realizes your genitalia is more reminiscent of a clitoris.

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 No.48710

And since everybody (including your mother) realizes that you are angry because the diminutive size of your genitalia....

We are all proud of you !!!

Because you finally found someone you can relate to... A cowardly, emotionally unstable, saggy faced, ugly little sawed-off midget, with a tiny little penis, and only half a set of testicles...

Congratulations !!!!

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 No.48716

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>48673

This song reminds me a lot of you....

This ought to be your theme song

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 No.48717

File: 20d51c7b26f625d⋯.gif (878.17 KB, 226x320, 113:160, 20d51c7b26f625de746fe52e79….gif)

>>48688

>Heiled.

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 No.48719

File: 78f688bb564f152⋯.png (1.21 MB, 1080x1438, 540:719, PicsArt_04_20_10_59_35.png)

>>48717

whatever you say, ReichPaul

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 No.48722

>>48673

I'm not needlessly "insulting" you....

I'm simply making an observation.

you're NOT masculine.

you are effeminate.

you've got no female emotional and sexual life companion.

Obviously....................

However, feel free to prove me wrong.

ProTip: you can't

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 No.48724

>>48673

You are somebody that I don't know

But you're taking shots at me like it's Patrón

And I'm just like "Damn, it's 7:00 a.m."

Say it in the street, that's a knock-out

But you say it in a Tweet, that's a cop-out

And I'm just like, "Hey, are you okay?"

And I ain't trying mess with your self-expression

But I've learned the lesson that stressin'

And obsessin' 'bout somebody else is no fun

And snakes and stones never broke my bones so

So, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

You need to calm down

You're being too loud

And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

You need to just stop

Like, can you just not step on my gown?

You need to calm down

You are somebody that we don't know

But you're coming at my friends like a missile

Why you mad?

When you could be GLAAD? (you could be GLAAD)

Sunshine on the street at the parade

But you would rather be in the dark ages

Making that sign, must've taken all night

You just need to take several seats and then try to restore the peace

And control your urges to scream about all the people you hate

'Cause shade never made anybody less gay so

So, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

You need to calm down

You're being too loud

And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

You need to just stop

Like, can you just not step on his gown?

You need to calm down

And we see you over there on the internet

Comparing all the girls who are killing it

But we figured you out

We all know now, we all got crowns

You need to calm down

Closet Homosexual, you're not fooling anybody

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 No.48725

>>48673

"You just need to take several seats"

fat, sedentary, wide-load, computer chair mold spore

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 No.48727

>>48673

Mommy's lonely little STORM TROOPER finally became an "adult".... ?........

in years, perhaps.......

But not regarding emotional stability or accomplishment...

only in years

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 No.48728

>>48673

Perhaps you would like to use this opportunity to explain:

You have no interaction with females

Your entire life revolves around interacting with other sexually failed MALES online

You specifically look for websites frequent it by LONELY INEPT SEXUALLY AND SOCIALLY DYSFUNCTIONALMALES....

You're not fooling anybody, Sallyboy

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 No.48729

While all of the other boys you went to school with have grown up, found girlfriends, gotten engaged, and began creating their own families....

There you have sat...

In your stinky little chair

In front of your obsolete computer

Desperately looking for another conversation with another sexually failed MALE....

Your actions speak volumes

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 No.48730

It doesn't matter how many different ways you try explaining it, because everybody knows the truth.

You have no active sexual interest in females

Your only sexual encounters occur with your diminutive penis in your hand, sitting in front of your computer monitor.

And the videos you secretly seek literally scream homosexuality

The lonely little boy became a lonely overweight man

Misunderstood....

Manipulating Mommy...

Mismanaged and malfeasant....

MEN.....

That's what you're interested in...

Otherwise, you would have a girlfriend, and you wouldn't be interested in conversations with sexually failed adult males

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 No.48731

>>48673

We all know there's something you want to get off your chest....

we are all well aware you have a confession you'd like to make....

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 No.48732

>>48673

whenTHISis your substitute for a sexual relationship with a female, it becomes painfully obvious that you're not substituting anything, andTHISactuallyISyour social and sexual life.

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 No.48733

>>48673

Tell us which video game you've been playing recently

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 No.48734

>>48673

We want to know what video game keeps you up at night

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 No.48735

>>48673

I'm confident you're a first person shooter girl...

That's because first person shooter games give you the false impression that you are some kind of "badass"....

But you've never been in a fist fight.

You couldn't handle fisticuffs.

One punch to the face,

And you will cave in,

Just like a little girl

You've never been in a fist fight in your entire life

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 No.48736

>>48673

My buddy has an 11 year old son....

Kid's name is Benjamin.

He's only 11 years old...

But I guarantee...

Benjamin could beat your ass into the pavement

He's only 11 years old, but he's not afraid of anything or anyone, and he can FIGHT.....

Benjamin doesn't play video games

He never has

And I doubt he ever will

He's got absolutely ZERO interest in sitting on his ass playing video games like a little girl...

Benjamin HAS A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY.

What were you doing at age 11?

What would your favorite video game back then?

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 No.48737

The funniest part is Benjamin is a really nice kid.

Although he's miles above the average 11 year old, he's got a very cool personality, and he's always prepared to make everybody laugh... He's very cool

You?.......

You're an angry resentful bitter little man

The Big Show

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 No.48738

>>48673

I would gladly wager $2,000 cash that 11 year old Benjamin could put you in the hospital

And I'm not joking....

That little guy knows how to fight, and he doesn't mind getting punched in the face from what I've seen....

If you took a solid punch to the face, I'm absolutely positive you would be begging "please stop hitting me please stop hitting me!"

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 No.48739

>>48673

when I hang out with my buddy Jon and his son Benjamin, it always hits me HOW INFANTILE AND FAILED you unaccomplished imageboard Sissy boys truly are....

I mean, what is your problem exactly?

Why were YOU unable to grow and develop?

ANSWER,: VIDEOGAMES

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 No.48740

>>48673

Because you're Nintendo Hitler...

You're the video game fuhrer....

The video game controller "tough guy", who's never been punched in the face, never punched anybody else in the face, and lives his life like a sheltered little girl.

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 No.48741

>>48673

You've always been resentful towards your parents because of your effeminate diminutive lot in life

You're always blaming somebody else for your own shortcomings, because that's the only thing you know how to do, blame others, and deflect accountability....

But your mother never put a gun to your head, and forced you to become a videogame sissy boy

that was YOUR choice

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 No.48742

>>48673

Yep..... It wasYOUwho decided to become a soft, swollen, lumpy, weak and powerless effeminate fuckboi

You did it to yourself

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 No.48743

>>48673

so.... Which one is it this week?

OverWatch?

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 No.48749

File: 10b5601181e5c5b⋯.png (40.08 KB, 1200x720, 5:3, ClipboardImage.png)

lol @ all the angry kike shills and bots ITT

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 No.48750

>>48749

What are you talking about "ALL OF THEM"?....

it's justME, you stupid little attention deficit video game Sissy

I'm not a shill

I'm not even vaguely angry

And I'm certainly not a bot

YOU QUITE LITERALLY CAN'T GET ANYTHING RIGHT, CAN YOU?

You probably have the least effective perceptions of anybody I've seen in years...

Do you ever confuse potato chips with automobiles?... Because quite honestly, that's less embarrassing and confusing me with a bot or a shill or an angry person...

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 No.48751

>>48749

you are TERRIBLE at perception...

Not talented at all...

The childhood LEARNING DISABILITY diagnosis

was wrong.... it's actually a LEARNINGINABILITY

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 No.48752

File: 29d4e0f802b8d76⋯.png (1.24 MB, 1800x1080, 5:3, PicsArt_04_20_12_59_09.png)

>>48749

You're SO slow and unfamiliar with real life, that you think the entire world can be encapsulated in a handful of TREND-FOLLOWING IMAGEBOARD CATCHPHRASESw

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 No.48753

>>48749

Lemme see here......

"Angry kike shill"?....

not even close....

Firstly, I'M not the angry one.... YOU ARE

you're frustrated and resentful and bitter

because your life is empty

(except for videogames & cavorting with MEN)

"Kike"?... ME ?.... hahahahaha sure I am... Sure

"Shill"?.... lmmfao @ how predictably STUPID you are

BOT"?..... yeah, dude... sure.... I'm a "bot" hahaha

see, I've got no reason to be angry... I get pussy all the time, and my life is full and complete. I wake up smiling because I get my balls sucked dry every night... Unlike you, my life doesn't revolve around a videogame controller... Unlike you, an illuminated keyboard isn't my substitute for a companion.

Lol @ ME being "angry"

TELL ME YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S FIRST NAME

lonely videogame soft pig boy

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 No.48754

>>48749

Is there some particular reason why you are unable to tell me your girlfriend's first name?

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 No.48755

>>48749

For some reason, I'm beginning to get the idea that you don't have a girlfriend

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 No.48756

>>48749

waiting, STUD...............

These days, even 5th graders are getting their dicks sucked regularly....

I'm guessing you're in the 4th grade?

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 No.48757

>>48749

SPEAK UP, STUD.............

You're a lady killer.... A ladies man....

WHAT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S FIRST NAME?

why are you stalling?

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 No.48758

>>48749

Q: how much time have you spent trying to get a girlfriend in the past12 MONTHS?

Q: how much time have you spent playing videogames and flirting with other MALES in imageboards in the past12 HOURS?

(when the second answer is greater than the first answer, YOU ARE NOT A HETEROSEXUAL

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 No.48759

>>48749

how's the GAMING working out for you lately?

meet any hot guys on STEAM ?

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 No.48760

>>48749

see, of course you think you can simply deny the video game sissy boy routine.....

But it's not that easy....

because I KNOW FOR A FACT THATYOU ARE A VIDEOGAME SISSYBOY

I know exactly how you ended up in imageboards, staying awake all hours of the night, desperately trying to "connect" with another male video game sissy boy...

You're definitely not fooling me

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 No.48761

>>48749

You've already demonstrated your lack of creativity and originality...

It's painfully obvious that you are a trend follower

So what's taking you so long, STUD ?....

WHAT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S FIRST NAME?

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 No.48762

>>48749

VIDEOGAMES = EFFEMINATE

EFFEMINATE = HOMOSEXUAL

HOMOSEXUAL = EMBARRASSED

EMBARRASSED = DENIAL

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 No.48763

>>48749

-how did you meet your girlfriend?

-how did you "win her over"?

-how long did it take before you were having sex with her?

-how many other girlfriends have you had?

-have you met any hot guys on STEAM lately?

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 No.48764

>>48749

poser......

make-believe badass

videogame tough-guy

with no girlfriend

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 No.48765

8kun is like a sloth exhibit in a zoo....

all imageboards are....

and as much as you sloths try to pretend that you're jaguars, you're wasting your time.

Because I know a sloth when I see one

And I know you're a video game Sissy

With very little social acclimation

And even less sexual acumen

I know exactly how you ended up in here

And I know exactly where you came from

Video game bitch boy Sissy

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 No.48766

You can try and spray painting yourself with a contrived facade of neo-Nazi fashion trends

But you're not fooling anybody....

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 No.48767

I've always hated video game Sissy boys...

Everybody hates video game sissies

You are worthy of zero respect

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 No.48768

It's actually incredibly easy to size you up...

You're not a physical person...

You've always been sedentary

Instead of taking care of business and learning how to man up, you sat in one spot holding a video game controller....

While psychologically stable men your own age grew up and learned how to effectively flirt with females, began fucking girls, putting notches on their headboards, finding a keeper girlfriend...

YOU have always been the geek... The nerd... The one everybody laughed at in school...

You're a science fiction fantasy Lord of the rings Star Wars Battlestar Galactica anime video game TODDLER, with little or no sexual accomplishment behind you...

You never got picked to be on any team.

Nobody has ever wanted you on their team, because you're effeminate and awkward and you're not capable of physical prowess.

You're a loner and an introvert..

You were sheltered by your mother, and allowed to continue down the effeminate path of video game sissyhood.

AND IF YOU THINK YOU'RE CAPABLE OF CONVINCING ANYBODY THAT IM WRONG, YOU'VE FAILED ONCE AGAIN

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 No.48769

A: because you never got picked to be on any team

Q: why was it so important that you finally felt like you "belonged to something bigger than yourself"?

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 No.48770

The world shits on your imageboard culture

We all realize exactly who and what you truly are

You're a punching bag

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 No.48771

>>48769

Your image board culture is nothing more than a bunch of unoriginal parroted behaviors and catchphrases

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 No.48772

Just like blacks, who all feel compelled to "behave" a certain way...

Just like gays, who feel compelled to mimic the lisping, Nelly, flamboyant behaviors

IMAGEBOARD CULTURE = mimicked behavior

Introverted lonely maladapted dysfunctional misfits, desperately trying to "fit in"

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 No.48773

PUT SIMPLY......

you're a PARODY of yourself

You're nothing more than a series of predictable behaviors, unoriginal catchphrases, and telltale signatures indicating your laughable lack of functional sexuality.

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 No.48775

CONTRIVED PERSONALITY :

There's absolutely nothing organic about your behavior or your repeated parroting of trendy terminology...

that's NOT how you actually behave

But you think you've got the world fooled?

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 No.48776

Show me an adult male who grew up playing video games and surfing image boards....

And I'll show you an effeminate easily intimidated coward, who doesn't know how to defend himself, and wouldn't last 2 punches in a fight

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 No.48777

You are compelled to behave in this predictable pattern, because your greatest fear has always been NOT FITTING IN, and being ridiculed because of your inability to figure out how to fit in like everybody else....

You're literally terrified other image board parrots might view you as an outsider

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 No.48778

Your lifelong misperceptions of masculinity were caused by VIDEOGAMES and SCI-FI FANTASY

Somehow you think masculinity can be achieved while wearing a wizard's robe and swaying an oversized cartoon sword at dragons....

lol you're exactly like a little girl

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 No.48779

But.... Because you're not very creative or original, you tend to rely on the easiest way out...

THATS why the predictable "intimidating Nazi image" appeals to you...

You actually think people find this intimidating?

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 No.48780

None of you would last 60 seconds in a fist fight

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 No.48781

You simply don't at the musculature or experience required to withstand fisticuffs

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 No.48782

You are pale and pasty and sticky.

You're soft and round and weak

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 No.48783

You are meek and self defeatist, overly self-absorbed and pity seeking, always looking for somebody to feel sorry for you, whining and complaining about clinical depression, vacillating between threatening suicide and pretending you're a tough guy.

Youre a melodramatic little girl, with overly fantastical romantic visions in your head, somehow convinced that you're going to meet a beautiful virgin who has saved herself for you, and she wanted you to save yourself for her, and somehow you're going to magically fall in love and live happily ever after...

Like some kind of cheesy "dear diary" bullshit daydreams hidden away under a 10 year old girls bed.

Quite literally the least likely generation to reproduce

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 No.48784

BREAKING NEWS !!!

There's nothing elite about you

The world has NO respect for you whatsoever

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 No.48785

lol @ thinking anybody finds YOU even vaguely intimidating

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 No.48786

and then....

as if it's not already embarrassing enough

there's the ANIME faggotry

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 No.48787

ANIME = the most concrete block of evidence proving that you are an effeminate little child

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 No.48788

ANIME = embarrassingly unoriginal contrived spray-painted fashion statement, literally screams "I am an emotionally stunted psychologically infantile self-denying closeted homosexual"

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 No.48789

>>48673

I couldn't care less about the Hitler angle....

You could be talking about puppies or pineapple upside down cake, and my response would be the same...

Your trendy little "shock value Hitler" behavior means nothing to me... I couldn't care less about Hitler or jëws or blacks or ANYTHING you try to distract us with...

Nothing you type even registers .. I couldn't care less what you think or say about anything...

I'm not here to talk about Hitler... I'm here to talk about you... You are a douchebag... You're such a loser it's hilarious... You're the cream of the crop, right?... You're The cutting edge of technology and advanced Superior intelligence?

Fortnite?... OverWatch?... Super Mario Brothers?....

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 No.48792

>>48750

cope you angry nigger j‎ew

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 No.48914

If you image board Sissy boys are the worlds cutting edge elite... Then technology was obviously the most detrimental factor an the downward trajectory of the human race

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 No.48915

>>48792

go play another video game, and imagine losing your virginity, Mr. Trailer Park Sexual Failure Boy

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 No.48916

>>48673

and on HITLER'S BIRTHDAY.....

chauvin is being transported to prison

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