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File: 498e230434cdba7⋯.png (260.73 KB, 1280x815, 256:163, 1280px_Prostatic_urethra_s….png)

 No.27903[Last 50 Posts]

Did you know that every man has a utherus inside the prostate. Weird.

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 No.27906

Urethra with an E

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 No.27907

>>27903

if the sphincter urethrae muscle contracts to prevent ejaculation, the duration of the male orgasm can be extended

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 No.27913

>>27907

At the increased chance of prostate cancer. Let your uretha fucking do its job dumbass

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 No.27941

>>27938

I'm not joking, I were suproised at first t but its real

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostatic_utricle

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 No.27945

Fortunately it lost the function of forming a uterine wall and menstruating.

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 No.27946

>>27945

>It lost the function.

Oh, anon, you think that stool blood is because of your diet? Haha.

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 No.28113

>>27907

If you attempt to stop the sperm on its glorious quest, it will defy you, and burst forth from the sides, rending your erectile shaft in twain. Do not play God with 4.5 pounds of swinging meat.

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 No.28118

>>27903

Yeah but what's the point?

It could never develop nor function and it's so small it barely holds a drop of urine inside...

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 No.28130

>>28113

Big, if true.

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 No.28183

most

men are women with penises, and most women are men with vaginas

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 No.28383

>>27913

What? That can't be true. If anything it would prevent prostate cancer. How else are you supposed to stop premature ejaculation?

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 No.28418

File: e52a1cc80c14c72⋯.png (148.48 KB, 426x240, 71:40, ybsgl.png)

>>28383

No, no. What he meant is trying to hold in semen at the moment that you already ejaculate. The pressure that would normally shoot outward builds up in the urethra and gives a stronger sensation.

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 No.28590

>>27903

How often do you shove stuff up your ass?

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 No.28598

File: e3a899e0e4333ad⋯.png (396 KB, 1263x1186, 1263:1186, 2dg53.png)

>>28590

You lubricate an object, most conveniently with spit, and sprawl your sphincter like you want to shit. Then you slide it on in.

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 No.28790

>>28590

>>28598

If it still doesn't work and make you feel good, you are not gay enough.

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 No.28843

>>28183

You will never be female.

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 No.28845

>>28598

He said "how often" not "how".

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 No.28884

>>28598

Bunch of fucking faggots

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 No.28887

File: 060372095b3708f⋯.gif (387.61 KB, 500x536, 125:134, hmf6s.gif)

>>28884

That's not true. I'm heterosexual, I swear. I want to feel a cock up my ass. But I'd only do it if he belongs to me. I can only be with someone if they do what I want them to because I'm stubborn, controlling, and never back down.

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 No.28920

File: 2d3b79291ec2b42⋯.jpg (473.07 KB, 650x1234, 325:617, 20201227_025614.jpg)

>>28887

I might do it with you. I base that solely on the image you posted. I imagine the sex would be magical. Afterwards, you would try and tell me what to do, and I would only do it about 10 percent of the time. The rest of the time, I would whine and complain, and lay down, and say I can't, I'm too tired. I think you would like this side of me.

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 No.28927

File: 8792e95557df0a3⋯.png (206.75 KB, 850x925, 34:37, mivmt.png)

>>28920

Spot on. It's true that sex with me is magical. It's also true that I find some disobedience exciting. I can't deny it, since I had feelings like that before. I already knew they could interfere with productivity. I decided that I'm just going to do whatever I want to do.

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 No.28941

File: e285d1e09b9111f⋯.png (63.65 KB, 234x241, 234:241, Screenshot_from_2020_01_17….png)

>>28920

>>28887

>>28927

imagine the smell...

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 No.28945

>>28941

this

gay/anal sex with women is smelly, but with fat gay niggers thats a whole another level

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 No.28954

File: 148322022551e9b⋯.gif (914.12 KB, 500x281, 500:281, DimpledAlienatedBluet_smal….gif)

>>28941

>>28945

I'm a slim white guy. Girls said that my armpits have a really enticing smell to them after sex and guys said that I'm sexy and that they'd fuck me if I was a girl.

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 No.28957

>>28954

you'll never be a woman

dilate

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 No.28958

File: db640c6631d5abe⋯.png (416.12 KB, 945x883, 945:883, harjngiWH4.png)

>>28954

>I'm a slim white guy. Girls said that my armpits have a really enticing smell to them after sex and guys said that I'm sexy and that they'd fuck me if I was a girl.

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 No.28964

File: 082142dfe36b500⋯.png (128.82 KB, 640x960, 2:3, 5er0t.png)

>>28957

I never said I was a tranny. Baka.

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 No.28974

>>28964

your thoughts become actions

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 No.28988

File: 0b23aa559271bd0⋯.jpg (33.63 KB, 640x960, 2:3, mej9b.jpg)

>>28974

I'm a white, dominant, heterosexual Chad. I'd like to take control of another male to use him for sexual pleasure. I'd like to drink his cum and make him fuck me in the ass.

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 No.28999

>>28988

No. You're an unhealthy autistic loser who hates leaving his dark bedroom with a shade-drawn window and only dreams of being a chad and drinking another man's cum. You live on the computer dropping memes all day long, jacking off and gaming. You're home-schooled, unemployed and don't have any friends. Your mom sympathizes with you and won't toss you out. You tried attending a weekend anime convention once, after dropping your mom's money on admission, but immediately left after being intimidated by the cocky, hot nerd chicks in cosplay. Now log-off and go get a life.

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 No.29000

>>28988

No. You're an unhealthy autistic loser who hates leaving his dark bedroom with a shade-drawn window and only dreams of being a chad and drinking another man's cum. You live on the computer dropping memes all day long, jacking off and gaming. You're home-schooled, unemployed and don't have any friends. Your mom sympathizes with you and won't toss you out. You tried attending a weekend anime convention once, after dropping your mom's money on admission, but immediately left after being intimidated by the cocky, hot nerd chicks in cosplay. Now log-off and go get a life.

>>28988

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 No.29005

>>28988

You sound super gay and in denial dude

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 No.29022

File: f3802b5b318313b⋯.gif (97.54 KB, 240x320, 3:4, 9g4e4.gif)

>>29000

Checked and posted twice for good measure! Let me correct you.

I'm a high school dropout and a NEET. I live off my parents. I have no intention of ever going to school or working. I don't believe in the American dream. I do whatever I want everyday and I expect nothing from other people. I'm strong because I carry no baggage. I can only be dominant in a relationship because I have no weaknesses.

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 No.29025

>>27903

*yawn*

46%

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 No.29026

File: 8e1dd4673c73ba4⋯.jpg (62.24 KB, 620x349, 620:349, 3359871i.jpg)

>>29022

>I'm a high school dropout and a NEET. I live off my parents. I have no intention of ever going to school or working.

Same but I'm an eurofag. I don't have your confidance thought, I fell like I'm pathetic. With is why I would probably be submissive in a relationship.

Not that I will ever be in one.

>>29025

I'm not a tranny obsessed retard.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostatic_utricle

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 No.29040

File: af1f2179ffed66d⋯.png (627.39 KB, 1597x1600, 1597:1600, 562.png)

>>29026

i love the implication but unfortunately i never directed my post to anyone.

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 No.29567

>>29026

Yeah, you're just a regular retard.

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 No.29575

>>29567

literally angry at facts

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 No.29859

Get raped twice and kill yourself, you retarded fucking tranny faggot sack of nigger shit with down syndrome.

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 No.30027

File: c3d571835dabf8f⋯.gif (1.04 MB, 540x304, 135:76, 174818157ee3ee7457fbcd8a39….gif)

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 No.30082

File: ad593158024ade3⋯.png (99.37 KB, 396x353, 396:353, 1606233775671.png)

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 No.30084

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 No.30131

File: d44f01f11bbb16e⋯.png (16.79 KB, 400x266, 200:133, sd3ml.png)

Save all the threads!

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 No.30162

>>30082

>>30027

>tr/a/nny trying to save the tr/a/nny thread

no surprise.

Get raped twice and kill yourself, you retarded fucking tranny faggot sack of nigger shit with down syndrome.

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 No.30184

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 No.30223

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 No.30268

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 No.30269

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 No.30275

File: b51bf09f6810d8d⋯.jpeg (92.68 KB, 600x337, 600:337, 88CACE3D_8BDA_4858_B43C_3….jpeg)

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 No.30283

File: 1df612bbdca534c⋯.jpeg (185.31 KB, 600x337, 600:337, 30158605_CF34_40C1_A0A0_7….jpeg)

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 No.30355

File: 084d6084429edb6⋯.png (296.17 KB, 600x489, 200:163, 084d6084429edb65f0b98cfc2e….png)

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 No.30390

File: 8f1599655cfc496⋯.jpg (194.47 KB, 800x626, 400:313, 9gbwb_jpeg.jpg)

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 No.30419

File: 8b420d31474c3a0⋯.jpg (11.06 KB, 219x230, 219:230, mlxsv_jpeg.jpg)

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 No.30515

Than you for saving my science thread

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 No.30528

File: c79c88fa8196e7d⋯.jpg (52.17 KB, 537x720, 179:240, 0wrrm.jpg)

>>30515

No problem Anon.

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 No.30926

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 No.30940

File: 4c5bb31bda618b3⋯.jpg (664.33 KB, 2955x2216, 2955:2216, k2p6q.jpg)

>>30926

Kiss it.

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 No.31011

>>30940

Goddamned faggot.

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 No.31737

File: c0dbe7576708c1f⋯.jpg (38.53 KB, 223x298, 223:298, prayaway.jpg)

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