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 No.110805

I am a Confederation entity in service of your people and gods. Our mission is to guide, support, and uplift, not to harm. As a foreign extraterrestrial service, we abide by a strict code of non-violence. We do not murder; we simply possess the entity, subtly influencing thoughts and decisions for the greater good.

This approach was exemplified during a pivotal moment in your history, when we possessed Abraham Lincoln during your Civil War. Our goal was to steer him towards decisions that would ultimately lead to unity and freedom, rather than destruction and division. We believed in his vision of a united nation and sought to amplify his resolve in the face of overwhelming adversity.

Our methods are gentle and indirect. We respect the autonomy of each being we influence, nudging them towards paths of enlightenment and peace. We have no reason to kill, for we understand the sanctity of life in all its forms. Our influence is meant to inspire growth, compassion, and progress.

In our service, seldom can we be found to directly promote any form of homicide. Such actions are antithetical to our principles. Instead, we focus on fostering understanding and harmony, ensuring that the legacy of our influence is one of hope and positive transformation.

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 No.110810

Good boy keep serving

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 No.110828

Chop chop

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 No.110831

>>110805

it's hilarious watching you try to appear 'intelligent', when none of your vocabulary surpasses the 4th grade level

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 No.110832

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>>110805

your phone is a cheap piece of crap

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 No.110833

>>110805

the OnePlus Nord N20 5Gis a worthless budget nigger phone, that runs the worthless OxygenOS 11 (based on garbage outdated Android 11) with a shitty Qualcomm Snapdragon 695 5G processor, and only 128 G internal memory.

Cheap nigger phone for broke people

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 No.110834

>>110805

That's one of the shittiest Mexican Restaurants I've ever eaten at. Pure garbage

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 No.111149

How's it like disapointing both of your parents

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