Then you don’t see her for a couple years, and you’re watching clips of Democrats throwing Joe Biden under the bus after purposefully setting him up to push him off the curb when the bus comes by, and you find out that that cutesy little trollop has herself turned into Joe Biden.
Her skin is stretched across her face so tight it looks like bones could start popping out. It’s almost like she’s overcompensating for something (Editor’s Note: That’s intended to be a joke about her having a blown-out vagina. I think it might be too subtle, so I just wanted to clarify.)
She’s not so little anymore either.
No.
No, it looks like someone stuck a tube up her ass and pumped her full of helium.
Look at that skin on her arms. Do you know what that feels like when you touch it? It feels like touching a used condom. It’s rubbery with a gooey substance inside.
Is this what you wanted, simp?
When you said you like seeing girls look sexy? When you talked about bro councils being “sausage fests,” is this what you wanted to happen?
Did you want this flesh-beast to be unleashed on the public?
No. No, I don’t think anyone wanted this.
Of course, if she wouldn’t have gotten that plastic surgery, and in fact would have been forced-married to her cousin or some stranger when she was 13, you could see her normal old face, no skin-mask, her disgusting gooey fat body covered by very, very loose fitting robes, and think “well that’s just some old lady, someone’s mother. Not a threat to my dignity.”
And so, thinking that through, you might think, “Anglin is just presenting full Taliban face coverings as an Art of the Deal opening argument, and he’ll negotiate down to medieval European norms.”
In fact, I could be doing that.
But I’m not doing that.
I’m saying: full face coverings. No negotiations. No deals.
Not on full face coverings.