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 No.110279

It was 3am as here. I lucid dreamed myself waiting in a generic federal government building. Next to the metal detectors and large windows. I waited there like I wanted a job in the 1950s, without cigarette butts next to my shoes. A bunch of mentally disabled analysts from the past showed up to hand me a package of comics and newspapers they censored. They were black and trained to ask fake questions about sports to throw me off.

I flipped through the censored material and I was revised from being a lovely cloned spy and turned into the Terminator, demanding information by code tuned as a form of surreal mind control.

I know your "best" analysts are retarded. How do you get them to write anything meaningful?

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I am Ra. This entity is not able to use the internet soon. :)

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I am tired of all the mentally disabled analysts averaging towards literal nonsense. There is not a single case manager allowed over my files. The people you send on the field will be clueless. You cannot win a war this war.

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I am Ra. This entity is going to be hailed to know that we do not hire any form of agent for our work. :)

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Imagine that? You build an intelligence agency with only mentally disabled people so only a few people actually know anything.

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I am an unnamed entity. This channel is not able to understand what power is. :)

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 No.110300

Take some p250 boy

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 No.110352

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 No.110353

OCTOBER 1ST 2024

8:30 AM

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 No.110355

File: 1d636677ecb6f2c⋯.png (448.44 KB,1080x2400,9:20,Screenshot_20240711_195232….png)

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 No.110357

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 No.110364

Wake up

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 No.110384

>>110279

i shocked myself in my sleep last night.

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 No.110890

Rookie strats

>>110384

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 No.110894

I think you mean a "vivid dream". A "lucid dream" is where you realize you are dreaming and can then control things in your dream.

I have vivid dreams on occasion. They scare the shit out of me. I've had lucid dreams, too. Not in a while. I don't remember if my attempts at controlling things worked.

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 No.110895

>>110894

I don't dream. I drink myself into a coma almost every night. Then I wake up at around 4 to 5AM in the morning, make coffee, pound tons of water and take my vitamins and supplements before eating some bacon and eggs.

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