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>>109366

ODOR*

deODORant*

>>109366

You're a coward, who blames other people for your own self-imposed failures... It's not your cousin's fault that you're a pussy ass bitch coward who never even tries with women

That's your fault

It's not

It's not women's fault

It's your fault

You're a fucking coward

>>109369

Just so you know I do talk to women every now and then. I also didn't mind not having a girlfriend until now so you're wrong, you fucking faggot go kill yourself before I find your location and fucking kill you myself you little nigger.

>>109370

3481 Lakeside Dr NE, Atlanta, GA 30326

Apt 2703

anytime you're ready, tough guy

>>109370

>I talk to women

AGAIN: You're so afraid of rejection, that you never even try.

Talking to somebody is not the same thing as securing a girlfriend

>>109370

Come to Buckhead (the best section of Georgia) and visit me.

After you have a cathartic emotional breakdown, I'll take you out to some of the new nightclubs here, and teach you how to convince a woman to suck your dick that night.

>>109371

If that's your real address than you've certainly got some balls on you, I'll give you that. I do admire it. Gotta test the water before I get in it. Of course IF that's your real address.

>>109370

My wife and I also own a condominium in San Diego, where I work at an animation and film production facility.

We're back in Georgia for 2 months, so depending on which part of the country you're in, you could either come beat me up in Atlanta for the next 2 months, or beginning in September, you can come to San Diego and kick my ass.

Either way, after you have an emotional breakdown and cathartic enlightenment, I'll be more than happy to teach you how to get pussy.

It's one of the easiest things a man could possibly do.

Even down syndrome idiots get pussy.

The stupidest, fattest, laziest, brokest, shortest, ugliest motherfuckers can still get pussy.

The only reason you don't have a girlfriend is simple:

BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T TRIED

And the reason you haven't tried is simple:

YOU'RE AFRAID OF REJECTION

>>109374

My wife and I split our time between San Diego and Atlanta, depending on the workload at the studio.

When we're in Atlanta, we live in the Grandview at Buckhead, but you'll have to ask the concierge downstairs to call me when you arrive in the lobby.

My wife just said I should tell you that we are contemplating selling the Atlanta condo.

But it really depends on an upcoming contract extension, because if the film production studio completes a possible merger, then I won't be interested in extending my contractual obligations anymore.

There's a good chance I might put the Atlanta condo up on the market early next year.

>>109370

The reason you got angry is because I hit the nail directly on the head.

I'm not telling you anything you don't already know, but you prefer ignoring it and denying it.

You just never had anybody else tell you what you've been hiding from yourself:

If you weren't afraid of fumbling the ball, you would have a long list of ex-girlfriends already, while you continued working your way through all the new ones.

And when you finally found one worth keeping, you would know it.

No matter how much men deny it, the only reason they never tried is because they are afraid

>>109370

RE: ANGER

Anger is the emotion humans use to distract from the fact that they are actually afraid.

Very much like dogs, who will growl and bark and show their teeth, when in reality, they are actually afraid.

It's quite natural.

That's why you expressed fantasies of angry vengeance against your stinky unkempt cousin.

When there's absolutely no logical reason for you to harbor any animosity towards him whatsoever.

It's not his fault that you are too afraid to try.

Don't expect the rest of the world to walk on eggshells, simply because it might hurt your feelings if they aren't too afraid to try.

And then you expressed anger towards ME, with more of your empty fantasies of threats of physical violence...

That seems to be your "go to" technique...

You're a big boy.

You can handle it.

plus, It might only take three or four tries before you find one whos interested

It all depends on your technique

>>109375

I never said it was the fault of all women either. There is this absolutely gorgeous girl in my college, she's without exaggeration the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in my life, far more beautiful than any average popular Sydney or Jessica could ever dream of being. I can't find a single girl more beautiful and angelic than her.

So a couple months ago, on a fateful day I approached her in a full suit and tie, me feeling myself like a true "gentlemen" I told her "you are the most beautiful girl I've ever seen, I feel my heart warming up every time I see you", then I kind of got taken aback by what I said because that is the most direct flirt I had ever said to a woman in my life. You know what she said?

She said "thank you so much", expected, right? Afterwards she got nervous and told me that she is aromantic, she doesn't want to have a relationship with anyone, and that she wants to conserve her purity and her virginity.

I think it's also very important to mention that she is a very shy and introverted girl, so much so that I've never heard or seen or heard her ever talk to any man before, and I see her around a lot. She only talks to two other girls, who are her only friends as she confirmed to me.

When I heard that I felt really sad for her because I realized that nobody is truly appreciating her beauty and her essence as they should, and that she deserves better than being lonely like this.

But then I felt an overwhelming sense of respect and admiration for her because not only was she humble and respectful, she was very pure, and the thing that I respect and admire the most is that she is completely happy and satisfied with no one else loving her or taking care of her but herself, of course, she loves herself so much the way she is that she doesn't want or need a man or a woman to love her. My absolute fucking respects to her.

After that I told her "Great for you, I hope you enjoy the rest of your day sweetheart " And left. I came out of that experience with a whole new perspective on women, and realized that they weren't what I was making them out to be.

That was a perspective changing experience. I think more of women than I used to, so you know.

TRUST ME:

every woman (No matter how attractive or ugly) gets 'hit on' dozens of times everyday.

See it through their eyes:

Everywhere they go, men flirt with them and give it their best shot.

And they've all seen a certain phenomenon:

The guy who tells them "how hot they are", and when she says "no thanks", suddenly he starts saying "I never liked you anyway!!"

The angry Guy....

Does that remind you of somebody?

and trust me

I know what you're thinking

I made it sound all too easy, like you just walk up and hit on women and see if they say yes or no.

You're wondering "exactly what am I supposed to say?"

>>109386

Alright, buddy, tell me how many times you got rejected by women in your life and how long did it take for you to find the right one, and then we'll see...

>>109388

life lesson:

If she was your girlfriend, after 7 years of waking up next to her everyday, you wouldn't be head over heels about her being the most beautiful girl you've ever seen in your life.

You would wake up and see the idiosyncrasies that you had grown to hate... You would see all of her faults.

And her immense beauty would have long since already become quite run of the mill.

So just keep a realistic perspective.

Of course I understand from a distance, It can make your heart race.

But human animals are kind of funny... We end up taking things for granted a lot quicker than we would have ever assumed.

I'm the same would go for her.

And that's only fair because you're both human

Fairy tales turn into reality very quickly when you're in a relationship.

>>109390

I assume you're talking about before I lost my virginity?

I never tried... I was a shy kid.

At age 16, One of my buddy's girlfriends pulled me aside and took my virginity, sexually assaulted me behind my buddies back.

But once that happened, never wasted another second with uncertainty or self-doubt.

>>109393

Lucky fucking bastard. You lost yours pretty young. Though, I want to know, how do you type so fast? I genuinely want to know because every minute or so you post a long, well thought-out and meticulous reply without hesitation.

>>109390

Before I go any further, let me rewind for 1 second.

If it was me in your shoes, and she said "I am in an aromantic state, saving myself blah blah"

I would smile, look her directly in the eye, and as if I had known her years, I would comfortably say "Maybe Not for long", maintaining eye contact and a familiar smile afterwards, 1.7 seconds that seems like an eternity to her, until you followed up :

"I'm not asking you out on a date, technically. I would just like to get to know you because I find you fascinating, and I'd be honored to just hang out and learn about you. And I don't have any expectations or preconceptions. I just like to know you and see if our energy works together or not"

Do you see what I'm saying?

......and dont ASK

Don't put it in the form of a question

Your chances are only 50/50 to begin with, but if you ask questions, you are inviting an answer

By inviting an answer, you minimize your chances even further

Instead of asking questions, MAKE STATEMENTS

People respond better to statements than they do questions

"I'D LOVE TO TAKE YOU TO SEE DEADPOOL 3 AND GO HAVE COFFEE AFTERWARDS AND TALK ABOUT THE MOVIE"

"I'D BE HONORED TO GET TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU BECAUSE I FIND YOU FASCINATING"

"I INTEND ON BUYING YOU DINNER SOON"

Do you understand?

Those statements don't require answers

>>109394

You just so happen to be in a conversation with one of the most prolific motherfucking imageboard jackhammers on Earth.

That's not necessarily a good thing

It's kind of like quicksand

But yeah, you're already knee deep

>>109394

My personal technique I've always used works like a charm:

"IM INCLINED..."

"I'm inclined to ask you to join me for coffee"

"I'm inclined to ask you to see Deadpool with me tonight"

IM INCLINED TO....

But I never actually asked

There was no question

I simply made a statement

You'd be amazed how well "IM INCLINED" has worked for me in my life

(I'm old as fuck, dude)

It's still works to this day, not just with women, but in business and with friends and in all kinds of different situations...

WHICH ONE SOUNDS BETTER:

1: "Will you go out on a date with me?"

2: "I'm inclined to ask if you would prefer Italian or Thai food when we go out to eat this weekend"

Which one of those Sparks your curiosity

Which one of those is most appealing

"I'm inclined to ask if you prefer coffee or cocktails after we see Deadpool 3"

That's going to get their interest

You never asked them if they're going to the movie with you or not

You made a statement

Trust me... It works like a fucking charm

It sparks their imagination

Now there's something alluring and mysterious and interesting about you

It's called self-confidence

And none of the other men approached them this same way

It's refreshingly original to women

It works very well in business, too

"I'm inclined to say Just give me the $500 now and we'll discuss it later"

I'm inclined to....

But I didn't actually ask you a question

And I didn't actually tell you to do anything

I made a statement about something I'm thinking about

You'd be amazed how well it works

also: Don't play games don't waste time

STATE YOUR INTENTIONS

Right up front

Don't beat around the bush

Don't take it one step at a time

Don't Dilly Dally

STATE YOUR INTENTIONS

It's very honest and refreshing

Women deal with lots of different techniques from men, but most of them consist of beating around the bush, as if the woman doesn't realize what he wants from the very beginning.

>>109401

I'm still reading the other replies you posted here and, honestly, maybe you're right, to an extent. On another point It's very easy to use people's emotions against them.

Since I still have a little bit of humanity left in me, I'll sit the fuck down and listen to what you have to say, though I still haven't changed my mind for the most part.

You know, I'm starting to think that maybe our net destinies have crossed for a reason, hence I will choose to listen carefully to everything you have to say, now that we have left behind that phase of unnecesary internet arguing.

"I INTEND ON TAKING YOU OUT TO DINNER SOON"

You just stated your intention

It wasn't creepy at all

It was very cool and comfortable

The way friends talk to each other

It shows a certain self-confidence other men lack when they play games and beat around the bush

That's why I don't ask them permission...

Asking permission gives them an invitation to say no

"I plan on getting to know you better because something about you is magnetic. Something about your personality is so cool, I want to know you better"

I never asked a fucking question

Women here how pretty they are all day long every single fucking day... They hear it a thousand times a day..

They had nothing to do with how they look

That was a genetic role of the dice, and they're not responsible for being pretty

That's why you focus on their personality..

Focus on their knowledge

"I intend on hearing your life story, because I have a lot to learn from you"

STOP OVERTHINKING

Overthinking is our stalling tactic, because we know we will talk ourselves out of it if we give ourselves enough time.

So be impulsive and don't overthink it. Just be friendly and cool and different than other guys

Don't worry about getting her pants, because she'll let you know when she's ready.

Focus on intertwining yourself into her existence, like an old familiar friend from the moment you first spoke to her.

You know how we talk to old friends we've known all our lives... We're not formal and overly polit

Fuck no

When we talk to our old friends, we shoot the shit and poke fun at each other and it's very familiar and easygoing

That's the way that you should approach everybody

Like you've known them your whole life

That same comfortable easiness people have with each other after knowing each other for years

"This might sound crazy but I intend on becoming your friend because I think you are cool as shit! You're smart as fuck, and I could learn so much from you. I intend on taking you to eat or get coffee or whatever you'd like, because I just want to listen to you. I want to learn from you."

(That's how you get the good pussy dude)

Instead of wasting time, right off the bat, you made for feel comfortable, like she already knew you somehow.

And instead of telling her how pretty she is, you somehow saw beyond her beauty and you could see how smart and cool she is.

Understand?

You've already jumped to the head of the line

They're not looking for some guy that wants to fuck them

They're looking for a fun exciting self-confident cool laid back badass that demands only the best badass girlfriend, and that's why you chose her

See what I'm saying?

"I intend on hanging out with you because we will have so much fun together. We would make a badass team!"

Because that's what they're looking for

A team member

It's not about the pussy...

It's about having a life companion, a teammate, just you and her against the world

You let her decide when she's ready to throw the pussy out on the table for you

It won't take long if you play your cards right

She's the one who's going to hit on you, not the other way around

Your stinky tourette syndrome fagshow cousin might not be George Clooney....

But she let him become her teammate

It's just him and her against the world

She's the one who decides when they have sex

You just focus on being an exciting charismatic fun loving teammate

Someone she can count on

Who's not head over heels because she's pretty

But instead

Because she's a badass

(100% true story : )

Believe it or not, when I was 18 years old, I got hired as a strip club DJ.

A lot of people think a strip club DJs job simply involves playing music.

Not at all... It's actually more about psychology, somehow convincing customers to spend twice as much money as they planned on spending

And child psychology because your simultaneously babysitting 40 to 100 naked women.

By the time I was 24 I had already fucked well over 700 women

If that sounds like a high number, it's really not... There are 365 days in a year, so 700 is not a very high score

Well, actually it's well over 700 whose names I remembered afterwards, and a few dozen whose names never got mentioned before we started fucking

But you're not looking for one night stands necessarily

You're looking for a best friend

Who happens to have a vagina

RE: FASHION SENSE

You mentioned fashion a couple times, so I'm assuming that's important to you.

And that's good...

At least to some degree...

I get it I get it... The wool sweater with the tie.. The business suit...

You'd have more luck wearing a black tactical military jumpsuit, with combat boots and your hair slicked back with pomade

Trust me

Create your own fucking style

After your first successful encounter, suddenly you'll laugh at yourself, how worried you used to be about it

How you used to overthink everything

And you'll quickly realize you could be wearing a stinky filthy stained t-shirt with ripped up thrift store pants

You could be a stinky smelly disheveled dipshit like your cousin, and you could still score

He did...

>>109418

>>109418

Military men bank robbers and mafiosos

Says the man who's never scene of vagina in real life

THAT'S WHAT'S BADASS

Not your fault contrived media inspired misperceptions of masculinity and false machismo

You've never had any pussy

So you fantasize about being a man

>>109418

WHATS BADASS ?

HAVING HER BEND THE HEAD OF YOUR DICK DOWN PAST HER UVULA IN THE BACK OF HER THROAT FOR AN HOUR AND 20 MINUTES WHILE YOU SMOKE THE POT AND LISTEN TO MUSIC

Or perhaps you'd rather watch a superhero movie?

Or mafioso movie?

>>109418

WHATS TRULY BADASS?

Waking up next to a beautiful brilliant funny open-minded compassionate woman who kisses you deeply and says "Good morning handsome"

Your emotional immaturity is showing... Imagine what a woman would think if she saw this

If she read your words about military men bank robbers and "suited" (Again with the stupid fashion trend bullshit) mafiosos

Lol it's like a little child who's watched too many movies and TV shows

It's a man who's insecure about his own masculinity or lack thereof

So instead of backing it up, he relies on chees y tropes and fashion statements

Mafiosos wearing suits

SUITS

Women tend to shy away from guys who are two fashion focused, because it generally shows I decidedly effeminate side of that personality

You should consider being a fashion director for a movie production company.

You could make sure everybody wore suits

Not much of a plot, but lots of suits and fashions

Maybe the bank robbers could wear wool sweaters with a tie and a button-down shirt?

You seem to think women are looking for a snazzy dresser

Hahaha

That's why your cousin gets his dick sucked and you create threads saying "IT'S SO FUCKING OVER BRO!!"

Typing empty vapid threats of violence

hahahahaha

Have you ever considered designing your own clothes?

You might have a flair for fashion.

Lots of men who don't have sex with women are into fashions

They're calledhomosexuals

You should consider moving to Greenwich village in New York..

You'd be surrounded by lots of guys who are fashion-minded...

None of them have sex with women, either. You would fit right in

100% TRUE:

I worked at a strip club that was owned by a Sicilian crime family.

Absolutely 100% true.

There's no such thing as "mafia"

That's just a bullshit street slang

They called themselves LA COSA NOSTRA

"la cosa nostra" Is Sicilian for "This thing of ours"

"This thing we have"

It refers to an agreement between you and them.

"This thing of ours"

I worked for Sicilians at that strip club for almost 10 years, and became a very trusted member of their organization.

Even though I wasn't Sicilian

I was the DJ, and I got treated like gold.

They were very honorable cool people, and very dangerous, but totally honorable. If they made a promise, they would keep it

And you better keep your promises with them, as well, or "This thing we have" becomes broken, and that's a bad thing.

>>109423

You have no fucking conception of what is actually fucking badass, so shut the fuck up with your little bullshit "pussy, head and pot badass" garbage. By this I am not saying that I'm a badass because becoming a "badass" (I don't really like to use that word to describe it, let's just refer to it as becoming a true man) or a true man, is by definition, assuming very important yet very risky and dangerous roles for the betterment of your life, your children's life, or the world itself. I live by this shit, it's a code of masculinity, one that defines what men are supposed to be. It isn't just hollywood movies with cool action scenes and big explosions, it's much more than that. You don't necessarily have to be a bank robber or hardened criminal to be badass, you just have to be very physically and emotionally strong, callous and ready to risk your life and partake in deadly action for a greater cause at any moment of your life.

In the nightclub and strip club circuit, I also had the great displeasure of working for THE DIXIE MAFIA

Notice they actually call themselves 'mafia'

Because they are full of false pretense

Real Sicilian crime families never use that word 'mafia'...

Unlike the Sicilians, the white trash worthless Dixie Mafia losers had no honor whatsoever

They always broke every promise and always screwed people over, with no integrity or honor whatsoever.

The complete opposite of the Sicilians

THE SICILIANS NEVER WORE SUITS

I just thought you ought to know that... The only time they'd ever wear suits was for something special. But they didn't dress in business suits the way you fantasized

It was the white trash DIXIE MAFIA redneck idiots who wore suits, and tried to look important

>>109430

>You have no fucking conception

Actually, I've had seven of them

Conceptions while fucking

Seven kids

it's YOU who has never had a "fucking conception"

Apparently you've got all the answers

hahahahahaha

Okay I'm out of here. This website is garbage

I'd imagine they must have banned you from 4chan recently?

That's the only reason you ended up here

I can't believe you would ever go to a shithole like 4chan in the first place

>>109431

You just seem to just hate actually good looking fashion, a little pussy bitch boy like you would never embrace true masculinity because you're too scared of facing any kind of danger or doing something big for the greater good of yourself or humanity.

YOUR PROBLEM:

Assuming that you know the answers, when it's really you who's asking the questions.

You've asked yourself "How did my cousin get a girlfriend?"

"How come I don't have a girlfriend?"

The reason you don't have a girlfriend is because YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

Obviously

So apparently, you don't have the answers In the first place, do you?

ALSO:

You seem to have some unresolved issues about masculinity and how other people perceive you

You are consumed with your exterior appearance, namely which clothes you are wearing

And you have a childish infantile misperception of masculinity, obviously from too much media

I guess it's really not surprising you haven't found a woman who thinks you're interesting yet

So far, I don't see any real depth or character here, just a lot of misplaced anger, denial, and fashion coordination

Yeah... No wonder you can't find a woman who wants you to be her teammate

That girl has heard "You are so pretty" hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of times.

So you finally had your big chance

"I just want to tell you you're the most beautiful girl in the world"

And you thought that was going to sweep her off her feet?

"You are the most beautiful girl in the world"

"Thanks. I'm not interested in a relationship"

"OKAY THEN! HAVE A GOOD DAY!! I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE"

That was a great plan

The Master plan

From the man with all the answers

Who created a thread today exclaiming he was at the end of his rope

>>109435

Yes go fucking figure my retarded shitshow sperg of a cousin got lucky, that's pretty much fucking it. And I fucking get it, apparently according to your bullshit fucking faggot logic I have to leave behind absolutely everything that I am as a person and I have to become a shriveled up little pussy who isn't masculine in the slightest and I have to have the shittiest fucking fashion sense and not care how I look. What's next? Your gonna tell me I need to let go of my fucking hygiene and not take baths, brush my teeth or put on deodorant. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT YOU FUCKING NIGGER?

"YOU ARE PRETTY"

"yawn uhhh great yeah, uhhh IM AROMANTIC "

"Good enough. I'm going to enjoy wearing my suit"

>>109440

He didn't get lucky.

It had nothing to do with luck

She didn't accidentally become his girlfriend

He didn't have to manipulate or trick her into it

SHE FOUND HIM ATTRACTIVE

Not his clothing

but HIM

He's obviously more self-confident than you are

>>109440

no

I told you to GROW UP

Guess what I think suits look sharp as fuck. I also think the code of masculinity I mentioned is extremely important in this society. I also dress nicely, have good hygiene, look good, try to be as masculine as possible, I care about the way I look, smell and talk. If you got a problem with that than you could go blow your fucking brains out with a shotgun right now you worthless little faggot. You know how about you do it now, I think it'll be better for everyone.

You're telling me to GROW UP huh? Why don't you just man the fuck up and stop being a little pussy faggot? Is it that fucking hard? It can't be.

>>109445

Dude... You're more attracted to men and suits then you are to naked women

I bet you like heavy metal music, don't you?

>>109447

I never said anything that would imply I was attracted to men in suits you fucking mongoloid. I just like how suits look because they are a symbol of masculinity and an excellent fashion statement. Suits look good on anyone no matter how ugly they may be.

>>109448

Apparently, you didn't get the memo:

YOUR SUITS HAVEN'T WORKED

Your cousin didn't need a suit. I've never needed a suit, and nobody else has ever needed a suit.

"Men looking good in suits" seems to be your main focus, not women looking good sucking your dick

I'm not being mean, I'm just being completely honest with you... I would appreciate if you were honest with me.

Have you ever wondered if you have homosexual tendencies?

You don't actually seem interested in women.

And you're more concerned with how men look in suits

What are you overcompensating for?

I'm not saying you're gay

Because you're obviously asexual right now

You're not having sex with anybody

I think you would be more comfortable just having a best friend a dude who wears suits and the two of you can hang out wearing suits looking masculine together

Here's an even better idea:

You can alternate, with you wearing a suit, and him wearing a sweater and tie with a button-down shirt

That would be very masculine

And the next day you could wear the suit, and he could wear a sweater with a tie and a button-down shirt

Being masculine together is important

>>109449

They will definitely work time and time again, don't you know how many women out there love a well dressed, good smelling, well spoken gentleman in a suit, and before you say I am the opposite of well spoken, I am only well spoken to those I like, to those I genuinely care about, not some fucking nigger on the internet who has a shitty taste in life itself. You don't deserve my fucking kindness. Until you stop being a fucking bitch.

>>109454

I asked you a question:

How long have you been listening to metal music?

There's a very specific reason I'm mentioning working for ZZ Top

>>109455

I don't really listen to metal, I guess the only thing that I listen to that can be classified somewhat as metal music is Enter the Sandman by Metallica and video game soundtracks like Razormind (Dallas fucking rules). The rest is 80s pop , rap, and maybe soft rock.

I swear it seems like you have a fucking reverse card for everything I say.

>>109458

AWESOME!!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST THING YOU SAID ALL DAY

Metal music is for fags

>>109451

First of all what do you mean by homosexual tendencies, nigger? I'm not fucking attracted to men as I said, if it didn't click with your autistic retarded fucking fried brain. I simply can't get sensually aroused by men even if I tried because I'm not a fucking closeted homo faggot like you. I'm starting to think you are a fucking closeted homo because of the things you say, and I'm probably fucking right, whether you want to admit it or not is a whole other deal.

>>109462

Again you seem more preoccupied with Men in suits then you are in naked women... That's usually a bad sign

But you don't listen to metal music so now I'm getting a better understanding

Apparently, you just don't have much of a personality I suppose

You've got the clothing down...

I guess it's just your personality?

>>109463

Well what the fuck would you know about my personality? It isn't like you know anything about me apart from this "discussion" we're having. Personality? It really just fucking depends on what you mean by personality? What kind of personality do you have apart from being a fucking faggot loser on the internet?

>>109463

Well what the fuck would you know about my personality? It isn't like you know anything about me apart from this "discussion" we're having. Personality? It really just fucking depends on what you mean by personality? What kind of personality do you have apart from being a fucking faggot loser on the internet?

AGAIN:

Suits suit suited in suits men in suits handsome masculine men in suits

"I just wanted to tell you you THE most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life!"

"uhhhh... I don't do relationships. I'm trying to focus on me"

"Did you notice I'm wearing a suit?"

"yeah... I noticed the suit. I'm not interested"

"Perhaps if I tried wearing a European cut suit?"

I guess your priorities revolve around a savvy fashion sense

Sashay, Shante!!

By the way I'm just fucking with you dude.

I was being completely serious when I gave you advice on MAKING STATEMENTS INSTEAD OF ASKING QUESTIONS

That was some of the best advice you could ever get, believe it or not

But you weren't paying attention

You have a one-track mind right now

suits suits suits suits suits suits

I'm all about vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina, not suits

I've got a few nice suits, but that has nothing to do with getting pussy.

I'll never attract a woman with my suit, but I'll definitely charm her pants off once I have a chance to initiate a conversation with her

It's about being a good conversation with and having a cool personality, and not being an uptight weirdo

But I'm just giving you a hard time

I'm just fucking with you

Do you like masculine men wearing their birthday suits?

>What kind of personality do you have apart from being a fucking faggot loser on the internet?

A: The kind of personality that has fucked well over 700 women and teenage girls

>>109473

Killcen, You should talk to this young man..

If you wore a nice suit, he might tell you that you're masculine

>>109475

He should start singing like Roy Orbison maybe?

>>109473

Dear Killcen,

Do you intend on posting any more of your child pornography today?

I would like you to make a formal agreement to stop posting child pornography in here

>>109477

He doesn't realize girls are looking for trouble

They're not looking for slick smooth polished surfaces

They like rough edges

They like trouble

They like guys that don't really care about them

Men who blubber about how beautiful they are turn women off

Women are attracted to guys who really don't care very much

>>109478

I'm not the one spamming boards with CP but I see that happen all the time on other boards.

>>109480

Well I'll take your word for it..

As long as you promise You won't post anymore CP in here

>>109478

My apologies if this is a retarded question... Who is Killcen, exactly?

>>109480

This young man hasn't been paying attention

If he had been paying attention, he would realize hot girls always go for the asshole

You always see hot women with a douchebag asshole

A loser

He doesn't understand why

GIRLS ARE ATTRACTED TO MEN WHO TREAT THEM LIKE THEY DON'T MATTER

I'm busy posting The Duran videos here now since they get deleted on /pnd/

>>109483

Killcen Is an old friend of mine I've known for many years now

He's old school, like me

Maybe even a little bit older

And he's a good man

>>109486

All right, good.

>>109483

I'm a news archiver, check /pnd/ and you'll see the real legit news governments do not want you to see!

>>109485

Yeah I liked a couple of Duran Duran's songs

Their videos are pretty good

(In the 80s, I painted a portrait of Elvis Presley for Simon LeBon, the lead singer of Duran Duran... I got front row seats to the concert and after show backstage passes and we drank their beer and ate the cheese and partied with them a little bit. Got a little bit drunk maybe)

>>109487

I was just kidding.....

He's a fucking asshole.

He steals money from children's charities, he pops people's tires in grocery store parking lots, He drinks out of people's milk jugs when he's visiting their house, And he's been having a sexual relationship with one of his farm animals for the past 4 years

>>109487

Duran Duran looked good in suits, don't you think?

I bet you like the band ABC

>>109493

Killcen ?..........

What did the judge tell you when they released you from the mental institution?

I thought you agreed not to do anymore conspiracy theory bullshit

>>109496

>>109496

Just ask someone you like out, and if she says no keep pestering them and be persistent.

>>109496

Xylazine is an animal tranquilizers that has a slightly bitter taste

So put it in a vodka and cranberry and shell never notice it

PLAYA

Biden Regime's End Game Plan To Destroy America And Europe Has Been Leaked

The FY 2025 National Defense Authorization Act initiates mandatory selective service registration for American women, putting in place the mechanism for a mandatory military draft of those women.

This news comes on the heels of the US House Armed Services Committee just approving an amendment to the NDAA that automatically registers all American males (within the draft age window) for the Selective Service System. This means all American males of draft age can be involuntarily drafted into war.

So now, mechanisms are in place to draft both men and women, thus making sure that young "woke" men don't evade the draft by simply "self-identifying" as women. It's not yet clear whether America's woke youth may attempt to self-identify as imaginary fantasy creatures, since there's nothing in the NDAA that authorizes mandatory military service for wood fairies, tree elves or rainbow gnomes.

Equal opportunity = Equality opportunity to DIE for this corrupt regime. This is how "replacement theory" works. The mass murderers in charge send citizens to die in foreign wars which were entirely avoidable, while illegal immigrants take over their homes, jobs, communities and political leaders.

Notably, this NDAA authorization effort also: "Requires a DOD plan for deterring and defeating simultaneous aggression by two near-peer nuclear competitors, including requirements for nuclear force sizing." This means the USSA is preparing for nuclear war with both Russia and China [which is staged to destroy America and the West].

The draft is on. Men and women will be sent to war (if they allow this to happen!). The dollar will be printed into oblivion, leaving the American masses impoverished. The government will invoke the NDAA to seize all food and fuel supplies nationwide, and they will weaponize the scarcity of food and energy to inflict a mass die-off of the American people.

The occupying, illegitimate US federal government, after all, is not merely at war with Russia and China. It's at war with the American people. And there's nothing it won't do to achieve mass death and destruction on a global scale.

As America's psychopathic warmongers like Sen. Lindsay Graham are begging for global nuclear war with Russia, Iran and China, the rest of the pro-war government establishment is getting things ready to throw millions of young American men and women into the global war meat grinder.

Those who do not see this coming, and who do not prepare accordingly to get out of dodge and protect themselves and families, will be destroyed by it.

Watch the recent emergency interview with Steve Quayle here to learn the full details of what's about to go down:

https://www.brighteon.com/9f2be9d4-1600-4002-a836-f3605746d3cc

>>109496

HOW TO TELL IF SHE'S THE RIGHT ONE:

If she's upset when she wakes up from the xylaxine, she's probably not the right one

>>109498

Well, that's kind of how you end up in a sex offender registry, which is why I wouldn't consider it a particularly favorable strategy when trying to pick up women...

>>109501

No, she's the right one if she doesn't start to nag you and get on your nerves after the first week.

>>109502

Did I mention that I write music?

I wrote this song about relationships

You could probably learn a lot from it

And NONE of them are "the right one" btw

>>109502

No, bugging girls is completely legal, you have to be a dick sometimes to get their attention.

Killcen?......

I did this remix from scratch using nothing more than just an Android phone

No computer.. No outboard sequencers.. Just my Android phone

YOU WILL RECOGNIZE THIS SONG

>>109499

That will end you on a legit sex offender list with a rape charge. No. Just get drunk with them. Perfectly legal if you BOTH consent to getting drunk as fuck.

>>109509

just ONE sex offender list?

easy

I pushed booze on my wife when we were young, that's the only thing that would turn us both on for some years. Until she quite drinking, because she couldn't stop consuming sugary foods and soda AND I TOLD HER NOT TO DO THAT!!!! I TOLD HER JUST GET FUCKING DRUNK = NO DIABETES IF YOU EAT TONS OF GARLIC AND REJECT SUGARY SNACKS!!!! But nooooooo!

Another thing to avoid diabetes, curcumin and cinnamon!! Daily!

>>109513

(You gave yourself diabetes with alcohol and a shitty diet)

Alcohol breaks down as sugar

>>109511

>>109513

And Ricchie, I'm not kidding, if you want to avoid cancer in life, change your diet! Avoid sugar, the only sugar consumption should be from the alchohol that converts/filters in your liver! Otherwise no sugar, eat all organic as much as possible, buy from farmers markets, beef is healthy and so is butter, eat garlic as much as possible, put cinnamon in your coffee every day, take Vitamins and supplements, including curcumin! No diabetes, no cancer!

>>109479

Fair enough, fair enough.

Dear Richhhhie

As you're beginning to realize, Killcen Is a raging alcoholic

Here's another song I sequenced completely on my Android phone, and I made the video on my phone as well

>>109518

Alcohol is poison but God created the treatment for it all around us in nature. That's the truth.

>>109516

Alcohol's bad for your liver, so don't consume excess alcohol (of course), too much butter and too much beef is very unhealthy, that's how you get your fucking veins clogged up, too much sugar is also very unhealthy. In simple terms, too much of anything is unhealthy and bad for you. Take everything in moderation and responsibly. Take care of yourself, brother.

>>109519

You'll say anything to justify that goddamn bottle in your hand every night

Believe it or not, this is the Beatles.

I took a Beatles song and separated into different tracks, and then turned them inside out

>>109519

(I included that little Jesus thing at the end of the last song special just for)

Because I know how much you like Jesus

(I also know how much you like giving methamphetamine to 15-year-old girls and having sex with them, so I wrote this song about you)

>>109366

>>109524

Did you know that being naked and covered in feces is referred to as a TAMPA TUXEDO?

>>109524

I live for it, I'll likely die from it, but your liver still can recover if you eat the right way and take the right vitamins and supplements. You take a two week break from binging alone, 40% of the damage you have done heals naturally.

Ricchie, You'll dig this one!

>>109525

That's pretty funny but I can't seem to find any information on the internet that points to this being true...

>>109528

The internet is highly censored today, beware search engines filter out like 80% of online content including Google.

BEST SINGER

EVER.

BEST FEMALE SINGER!?

Is it Peggy Lee?

Is it Skeeter Davis?

Is it Maggie Peterson?

No..... it's...

Okay Wendy will be home from work any minute now.

I'm going to straighten up a little bit

You guys have a good night

THIS IS THE BEST LEAD GUITAR SOLO EVER RECORDED

A lot of guys think ACDC You shook Me All Night Long as the best lead guitar solo

Bullshit

Again:

THIS IS THE BEST LEAD GUITAR SOLO EVER RECORDED

>>109538

I like the one from Highway Song by Blackfoot myself, one of my favorites.